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Old 08-21-2005   #1
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Before you read, here are my pokemon, so you know who I'm refering to (I call them by their nicknames)

Rare Earth = Aron
Temporal = Kirlia
Oceania = Wailmer
Cloudius = Swablu
Sheet = Electrike
Terminus = Duskull


Lancet Jades: i HATE that rydel-obsessed biker on cycling road
Lancet Jades: -.-
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: -.-
Lancet Jades: RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: ...o_o
Lancet Jades: thats what he says -.-
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmfao
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: even when he loses?
Lancet Jades: he isnt a trainer
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: oh
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: I thought he was
Lancet Jades: so its easy to make the mistake of talking to him
Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades: and every single time
Lancet Jades: its
Lancet Jades: Hey, you have a RYDEL bike! How do I know? It says it on the side!
RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL! Its glaringly obvious!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: >_<
Lancet Jades: he must have ADD
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: be careful, he might go after your bike because it's shiny
Lancet Jades: lololol
Lancet Jades: not with all the sand and ash i've riden through >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: well somehow your bike is clean
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: maybe hes Fighter in disguise
Lancet Jades: lolol
Lancet Jades: nah
Lancet Jades: fighter lacks the intelligence to operate a bicycle
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Oh, right
Lancet Jades: although he COULD just be sitting on it, since the guy is stationary
Lancet Jades: its in the middle of cycling road, so he'd have had to ride it there
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: i wonder if the enemy ever truly realizes how dangerous some of their skills and combos can be...
Lancet Jades: such as torment
Lancet Jades: forcing me to use other moves
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades: teleport is just so useful ^^
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: seriously
Lancet Jades: you'd be utterly amazed at how useful it proves to be
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL, RYDEL!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: -_-;
Lancet Jades: o.o
Lancet Jades: bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00, bl00!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmao
Lancet Jades: yay, i'm fighting young couple mel & paul
Lancet Jades: O.o
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: yay?
Lancet Jades: and they sent out dustox and beautifly
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: and i sent out cloudius and sheet
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: pen't
Lancet Jades: eg, swablu and electrike
Lancet Jades: pen't?
Lancet Jades: o.o
Lancet Jades: lolo
Lancet Jades: l
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: pwn't*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: xD
Lancet Jades: well, there's only one problem
Lancet Jades: beautifly is bug/flying, so he's weak vs. swablu AND electrike
Lancet Jades: but dustox is bug/poison
Lancet Jades: the poison cancels flying's super-effectiveness'
Lancet Jades: and electric is normal damage too, since there's no flying
Lancet Jades: >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: <.<
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: dumb Dustox
Lancet Jades: i had both attack beautifly
Lancet Jades: and good thing
Lancet Jades: dustox used protect
Lancet Jades: i won with almost no damage
Lancet Jades: cloudius took a little, but thats it
Lancet Jades: about 15%
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: weee
Lancet Jades: i put wailmer to sleep, so he cant rollout poor Cloudius further
Lancet Jades: ^_^
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: we all know what mean old rock attacks do to poor flying-types :-(
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: he's being a meanie!!!
Lancet Jades: and for that he must perish
Lancet Jades: bwahahahahaa
Lancet Jades: *gets out machine gun* >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lolol
Lancet Jades: wailmer ain't going home tonight
Lancet Jades: and on a completly unrelated topic, we'll be having plenty of fried whale for dinner >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lancet Jades: and so wailmer falls
Lancet Jades: *empties a few clips into him to ensure he's dead and not just fainted* >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: <.<
Lancet Jades: cleanup on aisle 10!
Lancet Jades: we've got whale guts all over it >.<
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: yuck ><
Lancet Jades: ooh
Lancet Jades: this fisherman seeks to end my reign of death with a Tentacruel
Lancet Jades: so, how do you feel about deep fried jellyfish? >.>
Lancet Jades: <.<M
Lancet Jades: <.<*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: LOL
Lancet Jades: Temporal's bringing some home, apparently
Lancet Jades: >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: sounds good o_o
Lancet Jades: o.o;
Lancet Jades: YES
Lancet Jades: temporal paralyzed tentacruel
Lancet Jades: now to finish it off
Lancet Jades: *tosses a grenade at tentacruel*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: bwahahaha
Lancet Jades: fate has decreed that I shall win this battle!
Lancet Jades: he confused me at first
Lancet Jades: and temporal hurt herself twice
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: but
Lancet Jades: tentacruel then used constrict
Lancet Jades: and bubblebeam after that
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: Temporal was down to 1 HP
Lancet Jades: but on that turn, she paralyzed tentacruel with the thunderbolt
Lancet Jades: but thunderbolt only reduced it by 40% of its HP
Lancet Jades: thunderbolt also made me faster than it
Lancet Jades: i mean paralysis*
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: so i cast thunderbolt again
Lancet Jades: its down to only 10% HP left
Lancet Jades: but I was still at 1
Lancet Jades: and the paralysis robbed it of its turn
Lancet Jades: so now the battle bas been decided
Lancet Jades: fate has favored me in this battle
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lolol
Lancet Jades: and the final blow is delivered ^_^
Lancet Jades: i win
Lancet Jades: wow
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: it was worth 1100 exp
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: o_o
Lancet Jades: yeah... o.o
Lancet Jades: thats a lot
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: indeed\
Lancet Jades: ....
Lancet Jades: ........
Lancet Jades: there was a bird keeper hiding behind the beach umbrella
Lancet Jades: -.-
Lancet Jades: oh well
Lancet Jades: want some chicken for dinner?
Lancet Jades: :-P
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: bwahahaha
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: sure
Lancet Jades: of course
Lancet Jades: i'll need to...finish off...the fisherman and bird keeper
Lancet Jades: >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: <.<
Lancet Jades: looks like our pokemon will be getting some premium meat for dinner ^^
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: so violent
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lancet Jades: yesh
Lancet Jades: but only on pokemon
Lancet Jades: ^^
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: -.-
Lancet Jades: skarmory
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: -_-
Lancet Jades: fucking bastard scored a critical w/ peck -.-;;;
Lancet Jades: well I put him to sleep
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lolol
Lancet Jades: now, to put him, and his trainer, to sleep FOREVER!!!
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: o_o
Lancet Jades: Sheet is tending to the sleeping skarmory
Lancet Jades: he's applying extreme "electrotherapy" to skarmory in hopes of waking it up :-D
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: but, unfortunately...I've observed that the operation has a 0% success raie...and only serves to worsen the patient...
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHA
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: O_o
Lancet Jades: o.o
Lancet Jades: why the fuck would I want my electrike to learn odor sleuth?
Lancet Jades: o.o
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: :p;
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: no idea
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: *pokes your Electrike again*
Lancet Jades: ....
Lancet Jades: this fucking wild wingull
Lancet Jades: MURDERED CLOUDIUS!!!!
Lancet Jades: MURDER! KILL! BLOOD!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: *goes crazy and slaughters the wingull*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Murderm death, killl
Lancet Jades: ....
Lancet Jades: murderm?
Lancet Jades: O.o
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: murder*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: 0)0
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Grrr
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: -_-*
Lancet Jades: dont worry
Lancet Jades: the horrible wild wingull murderer is dead
Lancet Jades: ^_^
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: kik
Lancet Jades: Sheet took care of it
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol*
Lancet Jades: *spills the liquified remains of that wingull on you* bwahahaha >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: <.<
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: meanie
Lancet Jades: yesh
Lancet Jades: now you've got dead wingull soup all over you :-P
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: icky >.<
Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades: yesh
Lancet Jades: and it never comes out of clothes >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: v.v
Lancet Jades: ^.^
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: sheet shall protect me until we reach the pokecenter in dewford
Lancet Jades: must...press...on...
Lancet Jades: but...cloudius is dead
Lancet Jades: and temporal is down to 1 HP
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: but sheet...he'll protect me
Lancet Jades: he'll protect us all
Lancet Jades: with his Thunderbolt, he'll make the bad pokemon go away
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: ohnoez
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: fear sheet
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: lo
Lancet Jades: NOOOO
Lancet Jades: THAT FUCKING TENTACOOL KILLED SHEET!!!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: how did I know that was going to happen
Lancet Jades: Rare Earth'll kill him...
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: as weak to water as he is...
Lancet Jades: bwahahaha
Lancet Jades: take that tentacool!
Lancet Jades: i buried him under the sea
Lancet Jades: with earthquake!
Lancet Jades: bwahahaha
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: nooo
Lancet Jades: a wingull killed temporal...
Lancet Jades: .....
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmao
Lancet Jades: they think they can win...
Lancet Jades: well...I'LL SHOW EM!
Lancet Jades: I'LL SHOW EM ALL
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHA
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: *steps back*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: o_o
Lancet Jades: DIE WINGULL!
Lancet Jades: DIE!!!!!
Lancet Jades: *launches a rocket at wingull*

Lancet Jades: *a few feathers float down to the sea after the explosion*
Lancet Jades: yayay
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: I will make it...I will...to.......dewford....
Lancet Jades: I...must...
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: what if you don't
Lancet Jades: easy
Lancet Jades: i'll go back in time and kill all the people who made pokemon when they're babies
Lancet Jades: ^__________________^
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmao
Lancet Jades: then i'll go back again and kill their grandparents when they're babies
Lancet Jades: and so on and so forth
Lancet Jades: its a foolproof solution to my poke-problem
Lancet Jades: ....
Lancet Jades: and since when did poke become a prefix?
Lancet Jades: -.-
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: a while ago
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: o_o
Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades: kind of like what digimon did to digi, eh?
Lancet Jades: >.>
Lancet Jades: <.<
Lancet Jades: ITS A CONSPIRACY!
Lancet Jades: =-O
Lancet Jades: to flood our language with billions of prefixes
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: every Digimon ended in "mon"
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: so count suffixes to
Lancet Jades: thus causing us to waste all our resources on printing every instance of them
Lancet Jades: so when they come to attack we'll be without ink and paper!!!!
Lancet Jades: so we cant sign the orders to our soldiers to fight back
Lancet Jades: >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: ._.
Lancet Jades: lolol
Lancet Jades: that must be it!
Lancet Jades: its airtight
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: -.-
Lancet Jades: sure enough
Lancet Jades: it confused oceania
Lancet Jades: and all 4 turns he attacked himself
Lancet Jades: -.-
Lancet Jades: that'd never happen with an enemy
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmao
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: i know
Lancet Jades: it isnt funny! -.-
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: not to mention he hit with supersonic 2 times in a row
Lancet Jades: -.-
Lancet Jades: oh well
Lancet Jades: oceania crushed that wingull
Lancet Jades: with rollout
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: ll
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: a swimmer spotted me
Lancet Jades: MURDER!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmao
Lancet Jades: KILL!
Lancet Jades: CHAOS!
Lancet Jades: BLOOD!
Lancet Jades: DEATH!
Lancet Jades: >:o
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Murder, death, kill
Lancet Jades: *breaks out the artillery*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Hey, smashy smashy, snap snap, break
Lancet Jades: *commences precision bombing on the lone swimmer*
Lancet Jades: bah, a single carvanha is all he wields
Lancet Jades: this'll be all too easy
Lancet Jades: carvanha is more fragile than a million year old cracked vase made from the thinnest glass in the world!
Lancet Jades: >.>
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmao
Lancet Jades: and the sad thing
Lancet Jades: is thats really the case
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Carvanha sucks
Lancet Jades: have you seen its defense numbers?
Lancet Jades: they're utterly horrible
Lancet Jades: they put even magikarp to shame!!!!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: what is its defense at level 100?
Lancet Jades: I dunno
Lancet Jades: all i know is it has one of the lowest defenses in the game
Lancet Jades: and thats BOTH defenses
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl:
Lancet Jades: yeah
Lancet Jades: it has high powers and speed
Lancet Jades: but mediocre HP
Lancet Jades: and horrible defense
Lancet Jades: wait...saying it even has horrible defense would me implying it HAS defense in the first place
Lancet Jades: -.-
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: ....
Lancet Jades: and aron is faster than it
Lancet Jades: at 2 Lvls lower
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lolol
Lancet Jades: i take back the speed comment -.-
Lancet Jades: it must only get uber speed as sharpedo
Lancet Jades: YES
Lancet Jades: MADE IT TO DEWFORD
Lancet Jades: sweet sweet land
Lancet Jades: away from those awful ocean pokemon
Lancet Jades: and those damnable trainers
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lolol
Lancet Jades: *calls into HQ and orders a carpet nuking of Route 107*
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: it'll be uninhabitable for millenia after that ^^
Lancet Jades: and the pokemon and trainers will die such horrible horrible deaths :-)
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: I WIN AGAIN!
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Lancet Jades: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: o_o
Lancet Jades: and so ends yet another chronicle of my most incredible pokemon journey!
Lancet Jades: tune in tomorrow to see what wacky escapades I get into next!
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: -_-;
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: and this is all induced from high sugar intake?
Lancet Jades: no
Lancet Jades: this is induced from being myself
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: figures
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: xD
Lancet Jades: I havent had any sugar ^____^
Lancet Jades: anyways, a sneak peek of the next episode of Johnny's Pokemon Adventure! "Today I kill, tomorrow I kill more"
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmfao
Lancet Jades: as I trek up towards the weather institute that was taken over by team rocket, I get uber-pissed at the fucking invisible kecleon's blocking my path, and so I go berserk and order the entire route nuked!
Lancet Jades: team aqua*
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: Lol
Lancet Jades: bah, it should be team rocket
Lancet Jades: i miss them
Lancet Jades: team aqua/magma arent evil enough
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: the team aqua/lava thing is gay
Lancet Jades: yeah
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: or magma
Lancet Jades: they arent even completly evil
Lancet Jades: just misguided
Lancet Jades: i mean, they're trying to make the world BETTER!
Lancet Jades: -.-
Lancet Jades: what kind of villain does THAT
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: what evil villian does that?
Lancet Jades: and i dont mean the insane warped view "destroy and recreate the world in my image" that so many villains try
Lancet Jades: i mean its " doing this will be for the best of the world and its inhabitants!" type thing
Lancet Jades: the kind of thing you'd expect from greenpeace, or perhaps overzealous boy scouts
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lolol
Lancet Jades: but team rocket
Lancet Jades: they're evil
Lancet Jades: lol
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lol
Lancet Jades: oh well
Lancet Jades: plus the leaders of aqua/magma have gay names
Lancet Jades: i mean, Archie and Maxie?
Lancet Jades: -.-
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: lmfao
Lancet Jades: but rockets had Giovanni
c0uN7Xt3hCrY5tAl: sounds like something I'd name a dog
Lancet Jades: lol, yeah
Lancet Jades: oh well
Lancet Jades: in any case
Lancet Jades: I nuke the weather institute
Lancet Jades: and the entire route
Lancet Jades: all because a brain-dead invisible pokemon was in my way
Lancet Jades: bwahahaha
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is he though or is it just your crazy

now personally i see the carpet bombing of a route of pre teens with pokemonas an enjoyable sport watchable by all

and then rydel...ooooo...*cringes at the sound of his very name*
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now personally i see the carpet bombing of a route of pre teens with pokemonas an enjoyable sport watchable by all

and then rydel...ooooo...*cringes at the sound of his very name*
Glad to see my art has some admirers

But fuck, thats was a hard trek to Dewford. My pokemon were only Lv23-26, and 25 was the lowest enemy level I encountered. The highest were some Lv30 Tentacools and Wingulls. I could've teleported back to Slateport to recover, but I had gone too far towards Dewford.
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But fuck, thats was a hard trek to Dewford. My pokemon were only Lv23-26, and 25 was the lowest enemy level I encountered. The highest were some Lv30 Tentacools and Wingulls. I could've teleported back to Slateport to recover, but I had gone too far towards Dewford.
i got a lvl 36 graveler who pretty much pwns anything on the ground with magnitude.

then my 26 azumarill or whatever with rollout and bubblebeam pretty much all i need is an electric type and im set.
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because i havent been fishing, it is my only water type and it pwnd flannery.
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