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Old 05-25-2008   #1
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Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?

The following is an actual question given on a Washington State University Student Chemistry mid-term.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…… leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT SUPPOSEDLY RECEIVED THE ONLY “A”.
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Old 05-25-2008   #2
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Still funny, but I read that some years ago.
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I burst out laughing at the hell breaking loose/ freezing over part. That was pretty epic.
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You must be low on the chain mail list. This is something my 7th grade chemistry teacher told us. That's 7 years ago.
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I had never read it before... And I thought it was quite hilarious.
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My mistake - it was 10th grade. So it's 4 years old, not that bad.
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If you think something is old, tough shit.

Nevertheless, I laugh every time I read this.
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You must be low on the chain mail list. This is something my 7th grade chemistry teacher told us. That's 7 years ago.
More like I don't read chainmail because my sister likes to send the same one out 5 times over so I just don't open anything with an FW:
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If you think something is old, tough shit.

Nevertheless, I laugh every time I read this.
I know, I know... this guy has a bad and consistent habit of posting things that irk me when I'm in a bad mood. I'm not at all a fan of copypasta like this.

*in before I post copypasta*
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Yeah, this is seriously old...

It reminds me of how great it was the first time, though.
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