A Blast From the Past

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I should totally just start making threads of IM shit we should've posted years ago. As anyone named Lades knows, this might be a terrifying prospect. Circa 2009:


Lancet Jades (3:17:37 AM): yvl was turned on by my description of FATE from CC
tmhamlin (3:17:48 AM): do what?
Lancet Jades (3:18:02 AM): that FATE was a goddess man computer furry body change fetishist
tmhamlin (3:18:23 AM): yeah, that would tickle his scrotum
Lancet Jades (3:18:34 AM): ....
Lancet Jades (3:18:43 AM): must you use that word while the subject at hand is yvl?
tmhamlin (3:19:07 AM): only on your birthday

[Lancet Jades]

Originally Posted by El Raisto returns!

I should totally just start making threads of IM shit we should've posted years ago. As anyone named Lades knows, this might be a terrifying prospect.

That's what I like about you, man. You're like if Plato and Ashton Kutcher had a gay love child.

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Originally Posted by Lancet Jades

That's what I like about you, man. You're like if Plato and Ashton Kutcher had a gay love child.

That's cheating, we already posted that one.

Circa 2010:

Johnny H (11:41:48 PM): yvl doubts my ability to get every single item in a bethesda game
tmhamlin (11:42:22 PM): if it's anything like ESIV then lol
Johnny H (11:42:36 PM): like whowha--oh
Johnny H (11:42:44 PM): is that lol in my favor, or against it
tmhamlin (11:43:13 PM): more of a "I have full faith in you but FUCKING WHY"

[Lancet Jades]

Originally Posted by El Raisto returns!

That's cheating, we already posted that one.

I was just re-stating a Universal Truth, illustrating that it had withstood the passage of time.

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Circa 2006:

Lancet Jades (2:33:34 AM): or maybe, the reptites were burning the humans settlements to the ground when lavos came, thus surviving the razing of the fortress. and they saved a couple human women and interbred, producing warm-blooded reptites >.>
TMHAMLIN (2:34:07 AM): clearly that's a more logical explanation
Lancet Jades (2:34:10 AM): indeed
Lancet Jades (2:34:20 AM): given that azala had the foresight to know about lavos' coming, and the ice age
Lancet Jades (2:34:24 AM): >.>
Lancet Jades (2:34:38 AM): besides, gives the army something to do
Lancet Jades (2:34:42 AM): dont want them just sitting around
Lancet Jades (2:37:06 AM): and how is a massive transportation of an entire species millions of years into the future any morre farfetched than them preserving a few females of a defeated enemy race to breed with to survive an enviromental cataclysm?
Lancet Jades (2:37:15 AM): >.>
Lancet Jades (2:37:40 AM): and it occurs to me that with the wording I used, those two ideas should've been reversed
TMHAMLIN (2:37:59 AM): heheh
Lancet Jades (2:38:32 AM): lol
Lancet Jades (2:38:36 AM): still, response?
Lancet Jades (2:39:22 AM): I win
TMHAMLIN (2:39:28 AM): the day lizards can breed with humans is the day i get myself the fuck out of here and throw myself any number of millions of years into the future
Lancet Jades (2:40:43 AM): oh come on, that was like, 65 million BC
Lancet Jades (2:40:49 AM): genetics hadnt been invented yet