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#181 |
Aw shucks, sugar cube
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How dreamlike to see my x-sisters, outside the context of a Papa Song dome. They sang Papa Song’s Psalm, over and over; background hydraulics underbassed that sickening melody. But how jubilant they sounded! Their Investment was paid off. The voyage to Hawaii was under way, and their new life on Xultation would shortly begin... Watching them from the hangway, I envied their certainty about the future.
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#182 |
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NES game. Try it sometime, by which I mean like, now. I think you'll agree that it's worse, if only because it isn't even clear as to what you have to do, unlike the sounds of your precious Captain.
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#183 |
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But at least with ABAHB there are elements of a game. With Novolin you do the same thing for 8 levels. The enemies never change, the levels never change, the goals never change. And you have to answer questions to advance and play the easiest mini game ever. 8 times. It's a color matching game where you only ever match the same two colors. At different speeds.
Oh, and you want harder difficulties or options or questions to answer, you know how to unlock them? By going to the doctor and getting a diabetes check. In real life. And then going to the game and inputting a four digit code that has something to do with diabetes. The game is Wilford Brimley's wet dream.
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How dreamlike to see my x-sisters, outside the context of a Papa Song dome. They sang Papa Song’s Psalm, over and over; background hydraulics underbassed that sickening melody. But how jubilant they sounded! Their Investment was paid off. The voyage to Hawaii was under way, and their new life on Xultation would shortly begin... Watching them from the hangway, I envied their certainty about the future.
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Seriously though, play ABAHB before parading your Captain around like the retarded ass he likely is.
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#185 |
Aw shucks, sugar cube
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Okay, bad choice of words. Novolin has elements of a game. It has leves and obstacles to avoid (which is damn near impossible with the convoulted control scheme) and was sold on the SNES. It has elements of a game, but they are poorly implemented.
And playing ABAHB would mean I'd have to install Nestopia and get the game and it's way too late at night to be bothered to do that. And the game won an award and CES or some shit, how bad can it be.
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How dreamlike to see my x-sisters, outside the context of a Papa Song dome. They sang Papa Song’s Psalm, over and over; background hydraulics underbassed that sickening melody. But how jubilant they sounded! Their Investment was paid off. The voyage to Hawaii was under way, and their new life on Xultation would shortly begin... Watching them from the hangway, I envied their certainty about the future.
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It'll finish what My Immortal started.
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Aw shucks, sugar cube
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...god dammit.
Alright.
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How dreamlike to see my x-sisters, outside the context of a Papa Song dome. They sang Papa Song’s Psalm, over and over; background hydraulics underbassed that sickening melody. But how jubilant they sounded! Their Investment was paid off. The voyage to Hawaii was under way, and their new life on Xultation would shortly begin... Watching them from the hangway, I envied their certainty about the future.
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