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"Tell your neighbors you bought the Progen for its 'fuel efficiency' and reduced 'carbon' emissions, when you really got it because they hooked an electric motor to a twin-turbocharged V8engine just to give it extra juice. Like a toaster in a bathtub, this is a dangerous synthesis of technologies old and new. Be progressive in the only real sense of the word."
- Description of the Progen T20 supercar
(Grand Theft Auto V)

"Good looking and liable to explode at any moment - the only way this could be more of an Italian stereotype would be if it had mommy issues. The Casco is a 50s classic for polymaths and pederasts."
- Description of the Lampadati Casco
(Grand Theft Auto V)

"When they call them 'organ donors', they aren't thinking of motorbikes that'll go so fast you'll be liquidated when you hit a wall. Live fast, die young, leave a long gristly skid mark along the highway."
- Description of the Dinka Thrust
(Grand Theft Auto V)

"Mozu: Can you squish an apple with one hand?
Effie: Mozu, I can crush a tree trunk with one hand."
- Mozu and Effie, on fruit
(Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest)

"You have the little boy castrated. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?"
- When castrating a child
(Crusader Kings 2)

"Why is it doing this to It?"
- It That Fled, being interrogated
(Path of Exile: Betrayal)
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