"But of course... I am an aristocrat of strength and beauty. They call moi the Dark Adonis."
| || - Mid-Boss|
(Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
"That awful man, he...NEVER, EVER understands...."
| || - Justin|
"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle."
| || - Toad|
(Super Mario Bros.)
"We build fire? Sing songs?"
| || - Grunty|
"I am the Atma...
I am pure energy...
and as ancient as the cosmos...
Feeble creatures, GO!"
| || - Atma Weapon|
(Final Fantasy VI)
"Chance is such a fickle thing, you never know when it will come your way..."
| || - Hawke|
(Advanced Wars 2: Black Hole Rising)
"Sure, I'll fight with you... but against you!"
| || - Kain|
(Final Fantasy IV)
"Um, there's gonna be an earthquake here in a bit. After all, we basically just ripped out the Mana Link, hello!"
| || - Gnome|
(Tales of Symphonia)
"How did you feel before you fought your father and best friend? How could you resolve yourself to that!?"
| || - Leia|
(OgreBattle64: Person of Lordly Calibur)
"I do not sleep. I dream."
| || - Anastasis|
(Final Fantasy XII)
"Rufus: Hey, I know! Can't you use that "tell-apart" magic?
Lezard: The Teleport spell?"
| || - Rufus and Lezard|
(Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria)
"Hope you know,
If I had opposable thumbs, I could take over the world! Muahahahaha!
| || - A letter|
(Animal Crossing: Wild World)
"I heard a rumour that you're an idiot, is there any truth to that?"
| || - Owyn|
"My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I coveted that wind, I suppose."
| || - Ganondorf|
(The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)
"I'm so happy, I could just rip out your intestines and strangle you with them!"
| || - Sheogorath|
(The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (Shivering Isles expansion))
"Why does our society encourage gender stereotypes? ...nevermind. I'll just go play with my dolls."
| || - Girl in town|
"All this dampness is damp."
| || - Sazh|
(Final Fantasy XIII)
"Sofia: If you ever come back, I'll beat your face with a rusty hoe!
Micah: I really hope that's the opposite-speak talking..."
| || - Sofia, who speaks in opposites, scaring Micah|
(Rune Factory 3)
"Th-This feeling... I have felt it before, on the battlefield... As though death stands beside me..."
| || - Leonhardt, sampling Elaine's cooking|
(Record of Agarest War)
"I like my women like I like my blankets - replaced by a maid every morning."
| || - Todd|
"Woozie: I have a confession to make. I'm.... I'm blind.
CJ: Well no shit!
| || - Wu Zi Mu and CJ|
(Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)
"Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out."
| || - Cave Johnson|
"Lucina: You're telling me all of your screaming and flailing was over a COCKROACH? *sigh* I thought the Risen had come. You could have sent the camp into a panic.
Morgan: AAAAAAH! It's back! And it can fly?! S-stay away! Don't come near meee!
Lucina: Come now, I don't see what all the fuss i- EEEEEEK!
Morgan: See? SEE?! It's the stuff of nightmares! Now hurry up and kill it! Kill it with fire magic or something!
Lucina: Oh, no - I'm not going near that thing! It's HUGE!
Morgan: WHAT?! What happened to having nothing to fear now that you're here? How are you gonna win this war if you can't even smoosh one stupid roach?
Lucina: Those two things are not related in the slightest! And YOU want to be a tactician, right? So figure out how to kill it!
Morgan: What's to figure out?! Who plans out strategies for killing insects?! Look, you're the older one! You do it! Father told you to protect your little brother, didn't he?
Lucina: Er, well, I suppose he did... *sigh* Alright, I'll... do something about it.
Morgan: Fantastic! Thanks, Lucina! Three cheers for the once and future exalt!
Lucina: ...you're a royal, too, you know? It wouldn't kill you to show a bit more spine."
| || - Morgan and Lucina, having quality sibling time.|
(Fire Emblem: Awakening)
"I can't believe you want the money over booze!"
| || - Liquor store clerk, while robbing them|
"I sure hope you find gems, and not death!"
| || - Narrator|