"That awful man, he...NEVER, EVER understands...."
| || - Justin|
"Love is deeper and darker than the black seas of hell."
| || - Lynx|
"'Was there anything suspicious about Captain Bartlett's behavior' he says. Hell, I'm more suspicious about the screw in his damn head"
| || - Captain Alvin H. Davenport|
(Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War)
"If I said don't look down, that's the first thing everyone would do, so...um...look up."
| || - Delsus|
(Altelier Iris: Eternal Mana)
"I find this rain quite pleasant. It feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory..."
| || - Kuja|
(Final Fantasy IX)
"One does not need to be a prophet to forsee the outcome of this battle. However, I do not fear death."
| || - Raogrimm|
(Final Fantasy XI: Rise of the Zilart)
"Mieu: Today... Master... called... me... Thing... 38... times.
Luke: Hey, Thing! You're not supposed to keep count!"
Mieu: Mieuuuu... make that 39...."
| || - Mieu and Luke|
(Tales of the Abyss)
"Daily Horoscope -
During the lunar eclipse, you'll run around like a shovel-wielding maniac. Wear a hockey mask.
- Astrocon Industries"
| || - Bottle Mail|
(Animal Crossing: Wild World)
"Hanako: I woke up the lady for you. I think she was crying!
Adell: Her? Crying? You've got to be imagining things!
Taro: Maybe he did something naughty to her! Sexual harassment! Adell's going to jail!
Adell: How do you even know what sexual harassment is?"
| || - Adell and his younger siblings|
(Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories)
It reminds me of the pasture.
That song just makes me want to let go and put out a lot of milk!"
| || - Cows in Termina Field (After playing them Epona's Song)|
(Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
"Great power that has escaped its user's hands will do nothing but destroy."
| || - Pi|
"Worthless fools who dare defy me, face the vegeance of the Sun!"
| || - Queen Arshtat|
"C:/ run query identification
C:/ run insult generator
C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!"
| || - Fracktail|
(Super Paper Mario)
"All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned." Shall NOT be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."
| || - GLaDOS|
"Even a fool has his pride."
| || - Margulis|
(Xenosaga Episode 3: Also Sprach Zarathustra)
"People suffering... hehehe... people hurting... hehehe... people dying... hehehe... It's all so fucking hysterical!"
| || - Lauging Octopus|
(Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots)
"Nothing's more terrible then death. But then life's no picnic, either."
| || - Urick|
"Aesthetics are a moral imperative!!!"
| || - Dr. J.S. Steinman|
"If you could get good information so easily, ninjas wouldn't have a job, dood..."
| || - Prinny|
"Sofia: If you ever come back, I'll beat your face with a rusty hoe!
Micah: I really hope that's the opposite-speak talking..."
| || - Sofia, who speaks in opposites, scaring Micah|
(Rune Factory 3)
"Alice: Oh God...I never thought I'd have to put up with Dio again..
Dio: Yell you just didn't think hard enough then. Sooner or later, EVERYBODY puts up with Dio. Wait..."
| || - Alice and Dio|
(Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward)
"Perfect! Then let's get started on Project Get Memories of Dad Back! Step one - figure how we're going to trigger some flashbacks. I've already tried banging my head against a post, but nothing. I mean, it made me dizzy and nauseated, but it didn't unearth any hidden memories. What do you think, Father? Perhaps a stone wall would work better?"
| || - Morgan, asking Chrom to help him recover his memories.|
(Fire Emblem: Awakening)
"UGH, yes, we get it, foreshadowing, we're very impressed."
| || - Mii|
(Project X Zone)
"You spicy little fart!"
| || - Narrator, when the player achieves an A+ score|
"You have the little boy castrated. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?"
| || - When castrating a child|
(Crusader Kings 2)