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Gravity
04-02-2005, 09:03 AM
Reported by: Tazmo on Friday, April 1st, 2005 at 04:38PM

In a stunning announcement, Viz/ShoPro Entertainment revealed its plans to sell the the North American television, home video, and merchandising rights to Naruto back to it original licensors, TV Tokyo and Shueisha Inc. "We began to feel uncomfortable with the idea of making piles of cash from the show," a Viz representative told ANN. "After several parent advocacy groups showed us the error of our ways, we felt it was the only logical decision." ANN also contacted Cartoon Network, which had planned to broadcast Naruto later this year.

"Thank God, I can use my mailbox again," said an executive VP at the network. "Within minutes of our broadcast announcement, we were flooded with thousands of e-mails claiming to be from enraged mothers." "They were all the same. 'Naruto Uzumaki, he's a mischievous little brat!' 'By choosing to broadcast this show, you are directly responsible for the moral decline of our country's youth.' They said I would rot in hell, and that my family would face eternal damnation if I allowed Naruto to reach American airwaves." When asked how this would impact their licensing plans for 2005, the Viz representative gave another stunning response. "With California's new stem cell initiative and the breakthroughs at Johns Hopkins in placing human stem cells in rats, we asked ourselves: why not hamsters? Imagine, a real-life talking hamster! That would shut up all those folks who keep mocking Hamtaro." Source: ANN

Notice the date it was posted, silly. :P

Kaffee
04-02-2005, 09:54 AM
Oh, so its an april fools thing, okay. =/

Dark Marmosett
04-02-2005, 11:37 AM
Hmmm...this could be...intresting....wonder what really made them change their minds....was it the going to be horrible voice acting.

Baka
04-02-2005, 11:48 AM
haha yeah it's an april fools joke. i was dying when i read it. FREAKIN HAMSTERS. :banghead

BombKatty
04-02-2005, 11:53 AM
o.O..I didn't understand that at all..I mean..where did the hamsters come from?!..but..I'm slow like that so..I'll just hush and laugh at the april fool's joke.

Dark Luther
04-23-2005, 07:01 PM
I was actually getting happy because of it - I'm not much for Naruto coming here, along with Cartoon network putting it in toonami. So seeing as it's an april fools joke - it's kind of a let down....

Miles
04-23-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm confused o.o

Elisa Maza
04-23-2005, 07:21 PM
Argh, a revival of an old topic. Anyway, why are you confused? Cartoon Network is going to be showing Naruto sometimes in the 3rd quarter of this year. Apparently, it's going to be shown on a new program block that shifts it's focus onto the younger generation (meaning Naruto is probably going to be butchered... badly) This topic was an April Fool's joke saying that Naruto was UNlicenced and will no longer be shown in the US. That's all it was

Miles
04-23-2005, 07:26 PM
I get confused easy...There was so much all at once...I lost track of what was going on...^_^;;;

Ryw
04-23-2005, 08:19 PM
New program block? Eh...? Where'd ya hear that?

Chicken Little
04-23-2005, 09:52 PM
This topic was an April Fool's joke saying that Naruto was UNlicenced and will no longer be shown in the US. That's all it was

dont forget the talking hamsters, give them opposable thumbs and watch out.

And why the hell didnt i see this thread in here before....meh it shall be closified on my return from teh showa