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Wallie Wildo
04-09-2004, 11:29 PM
Cloud vs. squall
the battle of the worst ff charicters ever even tidus is better then them
heres an rp of what would happen.
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Cloud grabs his sword and redies himself for the upcoming fight.Squall checks out his @$$ and says that it looks fabulas.
They both charge at eachother Squall trips on a rock then starts bableing about how bad he has it.Cloud takes this chance to summon chocobo but Squall bores it to death continueing to babble about how bad he has it.Then the chocobo goes crazy and attacks Cloud and kills him Squall walks back to FH.Sees Zell slaps his @$$ while thinking why didn't everybody see I had my eyes on Zell the whole time.Zell beats the living sh*t out of Squall and then Squall mutters oh woe is me first i end up with Rinoa then I trip on a rock and now this.
END
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So Zell wins betcha didn't see that comin.
So what do you think about it? :chuckle

Laggy
04-09-2004, 11:33 PM
lol thats all messed up! funny tho..lol i think squall would win, he might be a dumbass but he has skills..so does cloud but not as good IMO...but if squall could get around clouds way to big sword he would win lolol

Megatokyo
04-10-2004, 03:02 PM
lol thats all messed up! funny tho..lol i think squall would win, he might be a dumbass but he has skills..so does cloud but not as good IMO...but if squall could get around clouds way to big sword he would win lolol
o.O everyone knows that squalls Lionheart Limit break was just a cheap rip off of Clouds Omnislash, except Cloud dost perform his at random >_>

Cloud would win hands down

as for Tidus being better o.O, what games have you bin playing......Zidane was better then him, Squall is just meh, but cloud there was a good lead charicter lol

Laggy
04-10-2004, 03:26 PM
meh...everythings a ripoff of FF7 isnt it?...i mean EVERYTHING...ZELLS HAIR IS A RIPOFF OF CLOUDES!, .....damn FF7 fans...

Megatokyo
04-10-2004, 03:43 PM
meh...everythings a ripoff of FF7 isnt it?...i mean EVERYTHING...ZELLS HAIR IS A RIPOFF OF CLOUDES!, .....damn FF7 fans...his hair is No where near clouds, its not done in big spikes :p

Wallie Wildo
04-10-2004, 06:22 PM
Whatre you a ff7 fanboy

Chicken Little
04-10-2004, 09:40 PM
see the way i see it they would both commit suicide.

Cloud for being a retarded wannabe would face stab himself
Squall for 3/4 of the game beinga lonely sad mofo would stab himself in the gut
Zell would choke to death on hot dogs
Barret would go to scratch himself and use the wrong arm also face stabbing himself
Quistis would go that one step further and try to dominatrix herself, tieing herself up and killing herself from starvation
Tifa would fall and not get up instead bouncing off a cliff
Selphie would see a train and run at it being smushed as she sang that damn song
Vincent would get tired of the stupidity and shoot himself in the foot then forget about it and die of blood loss
Rinoa will decide to go back out in space this time forgetting to stock up on air and not even using a space suit cuz she da sorcress!!11oneone
Yuffie ..crazy dike prolly do some bondage thing with Quistis for all i care
Irvine will try to join in with Yuffie and Quistis and will be mutilated
Red XIII will find himself used as ingredients for the new craze of stew
Aeris died, YIPPEE YAY REJOICE

and thats how its gonna be.

Chaos Theory
04-10-2004, 09:55 PM
lol I like Fly's solution

Wallie Wildo
04-10-2004, 11:43 PM
Hes inasane fly and he does have good ideas

Zelphiel
04-10-2004, 11:43 PM
Whatre you a ff7 fanboy

so what if he is. there's nothing wrong with really liking a game.

Megatokyo
04-11-2004, 12:17 AM
Whatre you a ff7 fanboyPersonaly im more of a Disgaea Fanboy, ad id say Laharl would just own any one of the FF charicters :p

and I prefer 7 over 8, 8 needs to burn in the bowls of Hell itself >_<

Zelphiel
04-11-2004, 12:19 AM
yes he would.... well, maybe not Orlandu.

Wallie Wildo
04-11-2004, 12:26 AM
Nothing is wrong with likeing a game its just likea fanboy says that a certain game is great cuz everybody does well thatmy interpritation of it

Chicken Little
04-11-2004, 12:45 AM
so what if he is. there's nothing wrong with really liking a game.

actually to the point where you compare everything to that one game that your a fanboy of and cosplay scenes then yes there is a problem with it as your views are narrowed and then its a really really sad day for games when you compare everything to FF7 and claim games before it as rip offs of it (yes it has been done before and i laughed my damn ass off)

Wallie Wildo
04-11-2004, 01:59 AM
what game was it

Chicken Little
04-11-2004, 03:17 AM
i mean like people saying space invaders is a rip off of FF7(please note i used that as an example only) The game came out way before FF7, is completely different but if theres one aspect that ssimilar they say it ripped off FF7, which is not possible. That sthe type of fanboy we all hate.

Chaos Theory
04-11-2004, 03:25 AM
lol like they time some guy told me FF6 was a Rip of 7

well he said anothology not 6

Wallie Wildo
04-11-2004, 03:32 AM
Hes not too bright

Chicken Little
04-11-2004, 03:45 AM
lol like they time some guy told me FF6 was a Rip of 7

well he said anothology not 6

oh yeah thats what im talking about. IQ of a bloody hummingbird right there

Chaos Theory
04-11-2004, 03:49 AM
yep, I tried to explain that he was wrong but he was stubborn as hell

Wallie Wildo
04-11-2004, 03:56 AM
Anyway how could a ff be a ripoff of a ff thats like saying that the super nintendo is a ripoff of a regular nintendo

Zelphiel
04-11-2004, 02:15 PM
when you compare everything to FF7 and claim games before it as rip offs of it (yes it has been done before and i laughed my damn ass off)


lol, yeah. I've heard all of the things Taryn says about that... :chuckle

Silly Girl
04-26-2004, 03:48 PM
I'd have to agree that Cloud would win... for one reason only: he doesn't bathe.
See how nice and shiny Squall's hair is? Cloud's hair has actually clumped into spikes. They'd walk into the battle zone and Squall would fall over dead from Cloud's stench.

Lancet Jades
04-26-2004, 04:11 PM
lol, i agree w/ silly girl's hypothesis...