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jethro
03-24-2004, 12:48 AM
Who do you think is the most pathetic character in final fantasy
Laggy
03-24-2004, 12:53 AM
Cloud, Edward, That Q guy in FF9. cait sith, um..thats all i can think of for now
Lancet Jades
03-24-2004, 02:41 AM
Cloud wasnt pathetic, just...confused.I mean, all things considered. still somewhat pathetic though.
Edward was.....pathetic, lol.
Quina was another species; you cant really judge him by our standards...
Cait Sith was really Reeve, and he geniunely cared about Midgar and its denizens.
But, actual use-wise...
All but Cloud sucked. Cloud kicked ass in battle, and you must accept that.
Laggy
03-24-2004, 03:07 AM
as a playable char' but overall coolness as the char' you have to use...pathetic
Leknaat
03-24-2004, 10:35 AM
Damn I'm just gonna say Aeris...I hate her...
Zelphiel
03-24-2004, 01:19 PM
damn... just in the FF series?
I'd say Edward, Relm (she was cool, but her severe lack of strength won her a place on this list), and Locke (bwahahahahahahahahaha......)
Ricdeau
03-24-2004, 02:33 PM
Edward was the most pathetic character in any FF. No doubt. I think Selphie was also pretty pathetic.
jethro
03-24-2004, 05:48 PM
i thought Aeris was pretty pathetic and laguna cloud does not suck
Saberstar
03-24-2004, 06:46 PM
Cloud's not pathetic in battle. But his overall personality is what most dislikes. He's cool though, but I like Cid better.
jethro
03-24-2004, 06:52 PM
yeah i guess his personality isn't great
Chaos Theory
03-24-2004, 07:01 PM
Rafa or Edward
i hate those 2
Lancet Jades
03-24-2004, 07:10 PM
Yeah, Cloud's personality sucke.d But i liked Aeris!!! I liked her limit breaks, and she was hot too! :p
Saberstar
03-24-2004, 07:13 PM
She does rock. Her level 4 limit break would had been really useful against the weapons. Why do so many ppl hate her anyway?
Chaos Theory
03-24-2004, 07:22 PM
dunno, weak in the beggining maybe and they enjoy big plastic toys more maybe
Lancet Jades
03-24-2004, 07:27 PM
dunno, weak in the beggining maybe and they enjoy big plastic toys more maybe
Yeah. FF7 lacked the "healing/support" type character, which is what Aeris was. Everyone is geared towards attack in one way or another.
Plus, Aeris is hot. And she isnt fake, like Tifa obviously is >_>
Zelphiel
03-24-2004, 09:56 PM
Plus, Aeris is hot. And she isnt fake, like Tifa obviously is >_>
there's nothing wrong with that... :link
Chaos Theory
03-24-2004, 10:06 PM
lol the question that bugs me the most is... how does Tifa walk?
There is so much weight in the front, sohuldnt it at least make her tipsy?
Saberstar
03-24-2004, 10:08 PM
Reason why is's a fighter. >_> he has a manly body to carry out those weight...
Zelphiel
03-24-2004, 10:50 PM
her tits aren't THAT big...
Lancet Jades
03-24-2004, 10:54 PM
there's nothing wrong with that... :link
Meh, sorry, but that just aint my type of girl >_>
Zelphiel
03-24-2004, 11:05 PM
meh... there are a lot of girls that are my type of girl.
Chaos Theory
03-25-2004, 12:10 AM
they are bigger than her head lol and there are 2 of them
Lancet Jades
03-25-2004, 12:18 AM
meh... there are a lot of girls that are my type of girl.
Thats not so with me. I'm very choosy, which is one of the reasons i'm probly still single... >_<
jethro
03-25-2004, 12:27 AM
so vyers alot of types of girls are what you like even girls that are really men?????
Lancet Jades
03-25-2004, 12:56 AM
so vyers alot of types of girls are what you like even girls that are really men?????
If a girl was really a man, then it wouldnt be a girl.... =/
jethro
03-25-2004, 01:09 AM
what if the man had a sex change to look like a women
Chaos Theory
03-25-2004, 01:11 AM
still wouldnt be a girl
jethro
03-25-2004, 01:13 AM
damn i lost the argument
Chaos Theory
03-25-2004, 01:23 AM
easy way to understand this
a guy turns into a girl
did he not use to have a dick and all that? yes
he is still a guy with some new toys thats all
jethro
03-25-2004, 01:25 AM
congratulations you won the argument du du du du du du du du du
Laggy
03-25-2004, 11:36 AM
jeez i wouldnt have wanted to fight that one jethro lol..i have to know..what do you think?..if it was once a guy, but now a super hot girl would you try to hit that? lmao
Zelphiel
03-25-2004, 12:23 PM
I'd do a chick that used to be a guy.... but that's just me.
In a pathetic attempt at getting this topic back on track...
Has there ever been a healing/support type character that wasn't weak. I don't mean after you level him/her up, I'm talking about the character being naturaly strong.
Laggy
03-25-2004, 12:25 PM
..thats kinda sick man,...and on that note, no i dont know of one, but that dont mean there hasnt been one thats juts saying that i cant think of one lol
Leknaat
03-25-2004, 12:30 PM
The Angel class in disgaea isn't weak and they come with healing and support magic...as for regular characters...I can't think of any right now
Lancet Jades
03-25-2004, 02:52 PM
[QUOTE=Vyers]I'd do a chick that used to be a guy.... but that's just me.
[QUOTE]
Meh, i guess i might too. It all depends... =/=/=/
Anyways, some of the stronger healing characters:
Rena (SO2) Once leveled up, she can put up quite a fight if she has weapons like Empresia equipped.
MOMO (Xenosaga) If you put time and work into her, she can be damned powerful.
Myam (Grandia 3) She's the closest thing to a heal/support character in the game. She is never as powerful as people like Evann and Brandol, but if put time into her, she can be evil, lol. Especially if you give her the Shotgun Bow (Adds +6 Combo hits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And its Pwr+300, while her 'ultimate' weapon is Pwr+500, but no combo additions. So, you get 8 hits at +300 pwr, as opposed to 2 hits at +500)
Saberstar
03-25-2004, 07:36 PM
..thats kinda sick man,...and on that note, no i dont know of one, but that dont mean there hasnt been one thats juts saying that i cant think of one lol
Sex is sex...if you really like that person, does it matter who that person is? What if you found out that your g/f used to be a guy? :D will you treat her differently? Wait, of course you will. Then you'll say she lied to you.
Anyway, Angel class can get healing magic. BUT they can't learn the strongest magic. Only the mage can learn the strongest magic of it's own elementent. As for priest as well, so once you get it, just transmigrate it and go for a MaJin class.
Laggy
03-25-2004, 08:31 PM
..kenny what the hell man...if i found out my girl was once a guy i would prolly kill my self...but no she wouldnt have lied to me, cause i have truly never asked a girl if she was once a guy...but to me thats sicko, im not gay, and i dont really like the thought of it..not saying i hate people that are...but im not and thats just how i am...
Ricdeau
03-26-2004, 04:13 PM
Jessica from Lunar is fairly strong for a healer. She can learn 2x hit.
Zelphiel
03-26-2004, 04:27 PM
I forgot about her... for some reason I always forget about the Lunar characters...
btw.. Is the Majin class worth it?
Lancet Jades
03-26-2004, 04:29 PM
Yeah Jessica is strong, but...still not up to par with most others. At least she's stronger than Mia, lol.
Zelphiel
03-26-2004, 04:30 PM
yeah... her black magic isn't that bad though.
Saberstar
03-26-2004, 08:50 PM
Majin class is worth it. Since at their strongest stage, their max bonus is i think 120% at all their stats.
While Laharl's are at only 100%.
Basically they can be either a fighter or magic user.
Oh and as for weapons. Go with swords.
jethro
03-26-2004, 08:51 PM
i know it's of the topic but who cares
kenny i added you to my aol and msn and we're in the same group
Laggy
03-26-2004, 10:14 PM
lol the group thing dont really mean much...haha i have one of my own..MY ONLY!
Lancet Jades
03-27-2004, 12:48 AM
I have 4 groups. Buddies, for those i talk to a lot, Forum Friends, for those i talk to less. Weirdoes, for random people who IM me here and there, or those i rarely talk to, and Family, for..duh..family.
jethro
03-27-2004, 02:23 AM
am i in the buddy or family group
Ricdeau
03-27-2004, 05:05 AM
Nash is the suckiest character in Lunar, apart from Ramus. He is just a big pile of crap. Mia has kickin magic. I have no one in any other group than buddies.
Lancet Jades
03-27-2004, 07:13 AM
Nash is good, once he gets Thunder thrust or whatever its called. But even then, he's sucky as a character, lol.
Ricdeau
03-27-2004, 07:43 AM
Against Ghaleon he is totally pathetic. His best Thunder spell does about 150-200 damage, and Alex and Kyle can do up to 500.
Zelphiel
03-27-2004, 11:59 AM
The way the characters grow in Lunar is really similar to Grandia. At first Alex is so-so, and at the end he's badass. It's the same with Justin.
Brant
02-18-2005, 12:45 AM
When it comes to being pathetic judged by:
Usefulness: Umaro from FF6, Edward from FF4, and Quina from FF9
Personality: Squall from FF8, Seifer from FF8, and Tidus from FF10
Chicken Little
02-18-2005, 02:03 AM
When it comes to being pathetic judged by:
Usefulness: Umaro from FF6, Edward from FF4, and Quina from FF9
Personality: Squall from FF8, Seifer from FF8, and Tidus from FF10
na lulu was pathetic, tidus was cool and hey at least he got wih a tight assed chick rather then 'help i cant see my feet' chest.
Gus was PATHETIC a regular dr dolittle 'where did you learn to speka to these creatures? what sexual exploits?'
Rinoa wit her chicken dance little hop along and angelwings, angelwings? that is the most useless pile of trash for a limit anyday, heck cait siths 'fall down on ass and roll dice' attack is better then her angelwings.
Vincent...grr arrrgg i r cool cuz i r liek good vampyre dude *yawns*
NPC:Sephiroth 'you dont count halfy you dont have a LOWER TORSO!'
Dagger 'I cant concentrate during the time when you only have 1 summoner and healer...oops your parties dead not my fault'
Kain. OMFG i mean poser boy gets brainwashed, then breaks free, gets brainwashed again and again and again then finally breaks free and all he can do is jump? i mean fuck jump! utterly useless.
Zelphiel
02-18-2005, 02:25 AM
Kain.
I've always just thought the name was cool. Never been a huge fan of Dragoons... dark knights on the other hand. :P
Chicken Little
02-18-2005, 03:47 AM
I've always just thought the name was cool. Never been a huge fan of Dragoons... dark knights on the other hand. :P
hes useless and yet everyone seems to brag about how cool he is. I never quite got the idea behind it tho cuz gareth and freya were better dragoons/lancers then kain ever was. And all the 'Kain is teh bestest original dragoon omfg' thing is bs
goddamn fanboys >_<
Zelphiel
02-18-2005, 11:14 AM
hes useless and yet everyone seems to brag about how cool he is. I never quite got the idea behind it tho cuz gareth and freya were better dragoons/lancers then kain ever was. And all the 'Kain is teh bestest original dragoon omfg' thing is bs
goddamn fanboys >_<
It's just because of the stlyish armor and the tough guy name. :P
but yeah... maybe if his dragoon abilities went past jumping he'd have been better. It wasn't entirely useless in some parts of the game but in the end I usually just ended up making him fight... and that was really just supplimenting Cecil's wall of damage.
Lycanthroat
02-19-2005, 07:15 PM
Most pathetic character ever in a FF...one with purple hair in FF9....Eino or something. She was so pathetic I can't even remember her name. Hated the spoilt brat personality.
Most pathetic character ever in any RPG game...there's so many....hmmm.....Adray. WHAT A CRAP MAGIC USER!!! SO BLOODY SLOW!!!
As for Dragoons, the best Lancer is Freya. She kicks arse.
As for REAL Dragoons.......Meru from LoD!!!
Chicken Little
02-19-2005, 08:46 PM
Eiko was teh little kids name.
and no way, Lavitz was the best dragoon in LoD, none of this 'Gust of wind dance pommy voice attack!'
Lycanthroat
02-19-2005, 08:49 PM
Wasn't Lavitz the one who had that...oh no, that was Albie. Sweet, sweet Albie.....Dart, Meru and Albie:the killer team. Yah! Lavitz was cool, but he had a block head....and was 30 and, from what I saw, still livd with his mum... :moogle
Altima
02-19-2005, 08:54 PM
Cloud was awesome in battle,and he was kool when his stomach got stabbed through by sephiroth and he then threw him over the edge into mako.(which is completely impossible to do while in mid-air) Edward,Relm,
Coolest tho was Trance Kuja,Sephiroth,Vincent,Cid of 7,Irvine cuz he's a pimp,Seifer
Altima
Lancet Jades
02-19-2005, 09:00 PM
Eiko was teh little kids name.
and no way, Lavitz was the best dragoon in LoD, none of this 'Gust of wind dance pommy voice attack!'
Hell yeah Lavitz was the best!
Ummm...no new characters to add to my list though...lol. Although MOMO was significantly less-patheticized since Xenosaga 1.
Altima
02-19-2005, 09:05 PM
Yeah MOMO is a wuz im still playing xenosaga tho im maybe 8-9 hours into it i quit it to play Star ocean till end of time and suikoden 4 which im about to beat suikoden 4 and already beat star ocean and i have like 8 other games to beat man i just can't stiop buying more and more games it puts me behind on beating the ones i already have.Altima
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