Worst beginning to a book?

[Laggy]

What book has the worst beginning?

[Kaffee]

Jeez, Laggy there are so many, just kidding. But seriously, even Stephen King had some horrible beginnings, there one but i can't quite remember it, I'll edit in later.

[Leknaat]

well I'm reading the red badge of courage. It starts off really slow so I'm just going to say that.