me and big mac

[Wallie Wildo]

Dear Cacaw,

You've matched with MAC-10! :love: :awe:

Congratulations,

~Matchmaker :)


YAY FOR OUR LOVE SHALL BE KNOWN!!!!!!!:)

[Big Mac]

I'm sleeping somewhere else tonight.

[Wallie Wildo]

:( that hurts i thought we were gonna cuddle some more tonight

[Big Mac]

No! Find someone else. I'm not your cuddle bear.

0.o

[Wallie Wildo]

WHAT ARE YOU JUST GOING TO THROW OUR RELATIONSHIP AWAY LIKE THAT??
dont you remember our night of passion on the beach where you told me you love me and then you got me pregnant?WAS IT ALL A LIE!?!?

[Big Mac]

It was all a lie. The truth is, I'm a chinese spy.

0.o

[Wallie Wildo]

oh i get it now your just a filthy dirty little manwhore from china arnt ya? *cries* *kills you* *shoots self*

[Big Mac]

No! I meant that at first our love was a lie, I now realize it was true.

(I'm going to hell)

[Wallie Wildo]

well ill take you back big mac *proposes* ^_^ lets have babies!!!!!!!!!!11

[Bellatrix]

(I'm going to hell)
Yes, you are....




Wait! Have babies!?!?!

[Wallie Wildo]

you say it like your suprised.........>_>

[Bellatrix]

*proposes* ^_^ lets have babies!!!!!!!!!!11


just that part....

[Gravity]

... *pukes all over Maria*... urgh... must... *pukes more*.. kill.. cacaw

DAMN ITS SO SICK! *throws cacaw in a volcano*

[Bellatrix]

So, your saying this is sick...but, cawky posted it..and you puke on me, why?

[Miles]

LOL!!!
Ack! I can't stop laughing...That's just...


Go get him Cacaw!! Just...Invite me to your wedding, alright?

[Bellatrix]

I'll make sure of that Angel. :D

[Setzophone]

dear jesus... i dont want to see the children *runs away screaming*

[The Deity]

You to seem like a perfect couple

[Omega]

You to seem like a perfect couple

:hmm ............

[Pinkie Pie]

*giggles* that's really funny...

I want invitations to the wedding too! ^o^

[Omega]

.............................-.-;

[Laggy]

...........

nuff said.

[Gravity]

Mac, run!!! I'll try to stop him! *charges Cookie Laser*

[Big Mac]

Okay, this is NOT right........

[Omega]

.... MAC-10 You could kill Cawky already... *Gives ^ millions of guns*
Have fun :D

[Gravity]

Oh noes, Mac DOES really love Cacaw... >_>

[Big Mac]

I need guns...LOTS of guns...

*Looks at guns and picks one up* *Shoots Cacaw*

[Bellatrix]

Oh noes, Mac DOES really love Cacaw... >_>

You forgot to shoot Grav....

[Big Mac]

Ahem...thanks, Bella...

*Shoots Gravity*

[Wallie Wildo]

wait if you dont love me then why did you register your admiration for me?:P

[Dark Marmosett]

o.O;;;;....how have I missed this thread..........just wrong.

[Big Mac]

wait if you dont love me then why did you register your admiration for me?:P
WAIT!! You did it first! I've got the PM right here!

[Omega]

Cawky is scaring me.... *hides*

[Setzophone]

hmm... this gets weirder and weirder.... >_<

[Wallie Wildo]

yeah i did it first but why did you do it back?:P

[Gravity]

Hey, don't shoot me, Mac. *gives everyone weapons to shoot cacaw*

[Omega]

^_^ YES!!!!!!

*Shoots Cawky for 10 mins.* and I didn't run outta ammo!!!!!

[Gravity]

Let's torture Cacaw before killing him.

*shoots Cacaw's cheese*

[Omega]

Good one!

*stuffs a grenade in his back-up supply of cheese*

[The Deity]

Why shoot Cacaw...Mac is at least as much to blame for this, maybe more. Since this is to be expected out of Cacaw.

[The Deity]

Alright, who here had the audacity to bump this?

[Wallie Wildo]

take a guess <.<

[The Deity]

*Throws a rock at you*

[Gravity]

*Throws a rock at you*
*does the same, only with a bigger one*

[Wallie Wildo]

*tries to keep this thread alive* :D

[Bellatrix]

I think it's still a funny thread! ^_^ *puts a invisible shield in front of cawky*

[Wallie Wildo]

*fondles self while watching mac undress*

[Bellatrix]

O_O oh...my...god! >_< ewww

[Wallie Wildo]

fine *kills mac and dumps him in a cesspool*

*lives a life without thoughts of mac* ^_^

[Bellatrix]

O.o you dropped mac just like that? I wanna live a life without thoughts of him....damnit...:P

[Big Mac]

HOW DARE YOU ALL! YOU ALL GO TO HELL, AND DIE!!!!

Hehe. :P

[Wallie Wildo]

*touches macs "special area"* ^_^

[Big Mac]

Oh...Your...God....

[Wallie Wildo]

Oh...Your...God....
yes yes i am ^_^ *fondles*

[The Deity]

*touches macs "special area"* ^_^

So, your fondeling a dead person's penis


...well now

[Miles]

O.O;; Oh my...

[Bellatrix]

...............*dies*

[king kuppy]

so is mac and waffle getting divorced????

[Big Mac]

No, he's dead.....

[Bellatrix]

O.O when did he die!?!?!!

[Big Mac]

I dunno..........

[Bellatrix]

-.- did you kill my cawky?

[Big Mac]

Nu--okay, I did....

[Bellatrix]

NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ooooooooooo!!!!! *kills you*

[Wallie Wildo]

*revives self*

*makes love to bella* ^_^

[Bellatrix]

i couldn't find your body or i would have revived you myself. >_<

*makes love to cawky* hehe

[Big Mac]

What? I buried you ten feet down! I even poured concrete over it so you wouldn't come back as a zombie!

[Wallie Wildo]

that was a clone idiot

[Big Mac]

Oh, hehehehe. No hard feelings, right? :D

[king kuppy]

i revived him because i died when i became a bunny-vamp i brought him back as a waffle vamp^_^

[Bellatrix]

a waffle vamp....scary thought :paranoid

[Wallie Wildo]

AHHHHHHHHH *dies*

[king kuppy]

yay now bella shall be mine!err..i mean o crap>_<

[Bellatrix]

*revives cawky* O.O i shall be yours kuopus?!?

[Wallie Wildo]

*kicks queenies ass* ^_^ *huggles bella*

[king kuppy]

you killed a bunny!!animal abuse animal abuse*gets you arrested*

[Bellatrix]

yay now bella shall be mine!err..i mean o crap>_<

Ahem...^ means what...?

[Gravity]

I don't care what you guys do. Just stay away from my Matchmaker Bot <_<

[Bellatrix]

O.o the matchmaker bot...got it..

[Dark Marmosett]

Hmm.......a penguin and a peice of cheese....your right...don't want to see the kids. *shudders*

[Bellatrix]

Okay...if your talking about Mac & Cawky...teh cawky's mine, not mac's... -.-

[Big Mac]

.............*Sniff* I feel so unwanted. *Fondles myself to feel better* ^_^

[Wallie Wildo]

*fondles mac too* sorry bella but hes fun to fondle *also fondles maria*

[Bellatrix]

lol, as long as it's not another girl :P *fondles corey*

[Wallie Wildo]

well mac is pretty close to a girl <.< *kisses maria*

[Codi]

YAY FOR OUR LOVE SHALL BE KNOWN!!!!!!!:)


I would ask, but I don't really want to know.

[Big Mac]

well mac is pretty close to a girl <.< *kisses maria*

Hey! Don't kiss my sister! >.>

[Bellatrix]

lol, true. i like the kisses!! *kisses corey back*

[Wallie Wildo]

*fondles macs sis* ^_________^