I don't even know...

[Zelphiel]

Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades: *kicks you*
hell knight kain: *hits you with a magic paperclip making you go into an eternal sneezing fit
hell knight kain: bwahahaha
Lancet Jades: o.o
Lancet Jades: *kills you*
hell knight kain: nah
hell knight kain: you don't have it in you
hell knight kain: lol
Lancet Jades: yes i do
hell knight kain: not anymore
hell knight kain: magic paperclip
hell knight kain: remember
Lancet Jades: yep i do
Lancet Jades: i happened to be wearing the Anti-Magic Paperclip Armor
Lancet Jades: it gives me 100% protection against magic paperclips
hell knight kain: maybe so
hell knight kain: but only against the damage inflicted
Lancet Jades: no
Lancet Jades: against the effects of it
Lancet Jades: the damage still hits
Lancet Jades: but it wasnt much
hell knight kain: the sneezing fit really wasn't part of the clip though
Lancet Jades: oh really?
hell knight kain: the mystic pixie 'Yntiyigygnt' enhanced it with her super glitter magic before I threw it
Lancet Jades: *checks the strategy guide*
hell knight kain: so there
Lancet Jades: yep, it was
Lancet Jades: sorry
hell knight kain: even against super glitter magic huh
hell knight kain: check it again
Lancet Jades: i did
hell knight kain: for the long term effects of that
hell knight kain: bwahaha
Lancet Jades: there arent any
hell knight kain: that are listed in your guide
hell knight kain: your guide was made by Prima
hell knight kain: which sucks ass at making guides
Lancet Jades: nope
Lancet Jades: i dont have the prima one
hell knight kain: the neglected to mention that part
Lancet Jades: besides
hell knight kain: yes you do
Lancet Jades: i made the game itself
hell knight kain: I just wrote brady games on it before you bought it
Lancet Jades: so i dont NEED the guide
hell knight kain: maybe so
hell knight kain: but...
hell knight kain: but...
hell knight kain: but...
Lancet Jades: you hacked it, right?
Lancet Jades: :-\
hell knight kain: no
Lancet Jades: honestly, be original
hell knight kain: but...
hell knight kain: I'm thinking
hell knight kain: lol
hell knight kain: but...
Lancet Jades: but THIS
hell knight kain: no
hell knight kain: not that
Lancet Jades: *kicks you in the crotch*
hell knight kain: I don't have a crotch anymore
hell knight kain: you don't remember
hell knight kain: I hocked it yesterday
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: .....
Lancet Jades: fine
Lancet Jades: *kicks you in the head*
hell knight kain: *ouch
hell knight kain: fine then
hell knight kain: be that way
Lancet Jades: yay
Lancet Jades: i actually damaged you
hell knight kain: a little
Lancet Jades: but still
hell knight kain: your attack did...
hell knight kain: lemme see
hell knight kain: 13,891 damage
Lancet Jades: *kicks you in the head a quadrillion more times*
hell knight kain: that would work under normal circumstances...
hell knight kain: but I'm wearing the turbo rubber suit
Lancet Jades: i cast Quick 5 on myself
hell knight kain: which makes my defense stronger with each attack
Lancet Jades: i get a quadrillion and one turns in a row
hell knight kain: so after about 10 turns your attack does nothing
Lancet Jades: and the Head Kick attack has a 25% chance of breaking equipped armor on its target
Lancet Jades: how, i dunno
Lancet Jades: i just threw it in there
hell knight kain: except for the turbo rubber suit
Lancet Jades: no
hell knight kain: which negates that ability
Lancet Jades: ANY armor
Lancet Jades: and it cant be negated
hell knight kain: it isn't armor though
Lancet Jades: did you forget?
hell knight kain: no
Lancet Jades: this battlefield has "Negate Turbo Rubber Suit" ability on it
Lancet Jades: so even if it WERE true
Lancet Jades: it wouldnt matter
Lancet Jades: i win
hell knight kain: nah
Lancet Jades: i killed lathy!!!
Lancet Jades: the world rejoices
Lancet Jades: i get all the hot babes
hell knight kain: and then life 3 goes into effect
Lancet Jades: i get 567347847253478569469 gold for winning too
hell knight kain: I'm back
Lancet Jades: nah
Lancet Jades: there's also "Anti-Life3" ability on the battlefield
hell knight kain: what about un-anti-life 3
hell knight kain: ha
hell knight kain: it isn't there
hell knight kain: so I'm back
Lancet Jades: no you arent
hell knight kain: with -142,112,098,856,009 hp
Lancet Jades: *sigh* poor misguided lathy
Lancet Jades: fine
Lancet Jades: *does all those head kicks again*
Lancet Jades: you're dead
Lancet Jades: again
hell knight kain: nah... because when you're brought back with un-anti life 3 you take damage in reverse
hell knight kain: so now I've practically got unlimmited hp
Lancet Jades: nah
Lancet Jades: i hacked the game and gave you the Relic Ring beforehand
Lancet Jades: so it reverses all damage
Lancet Jades: thus i actually just killed you
hell knight kain: so... wait
hell knight kain: now I am confused

[Lancet Jades]

It makes you look worse than me, so ha :P

[Laggy]

lmao... okay

[cecini]

1. Hot babes? O.o Isn't one of them enough?
2. You guys really need to find something else to do..
3. Is this the convos you have when I go to bed Johnny?

[Chicken Little]

3. Is this the convos you have when I go to bed Johnny?

At least it isnt cybering with male e-prostitutes that lades had last night....oops, umm...sorry lades, she knows now.

*puts on judges suit and runs arund for a bit before declaring lath the winner on a technicality of lades repeating himself too much. banishes lades to a cold cell and a towel whipping nerd*

*victory music plays*
*screen fades to black*
*loading error*

[Day]

Lolerskates and Rofl irons. Thats funny. I dont have many conversations like that, uf any o_º.

[Gravity]

Don't scare the noobs, lades and lath.. o.O

[Dark Marmosett]

Lol, that was funny in a weird way.

[cecini]

At least it isnt cybering with male e-prostitutes that lades had last night....oops, umm...sorry lades, she knows now.

Okay now that is just.. ewww.. even the thought. *shudders*

[Lancet Jades]

1. Hot babes? O.o Isn't one of them enough?
2. You guys really need to find something else to do..
3. Is this the convos you have when I go to bed Johnny?
1: You can NEVER have too many hot babes :P
2: Well, I could always do YOU ;)
3: Yes, once you're in bed, I become my alter ego....WEIRD JOHNNY! (Like regular Johnny, except 100% weirder).

..........................

[Leknaat]

.......>_>

You and your damn paperclips lathan...I'm getting you a box full of them for christmas.....:P

[Pinkie Pie]

3: Yes, once you're in bed, I become my alter ego....WEIRD JOHNNY! (Like regular Johnny, except 100% weirder).


I can vouch for that... ^^;;

[Dark Marmosett]

.......>_>

You and your damn paperclips lathan...I'm getting you a box full of them for christmas.....:P
I agree totaly...I'll get you a truckload of magical paperclips.

[Big Mac]

What in the HELL was that about?

You sicken me.

Both of you sicken me.

...

...........