idgaf rpgfan
10-28-2004, 01:39 PM
A friend e-mailed this to me, it was too funny not to post.
Some New Viruses Out There.....................
New Viruses *well some are new all are jokes*
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
. The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with
NO memory.
. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.
. The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on
it's stored memory.
. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive
out of an old floppy.
. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files,
leaves, but will be back.
. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to
100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your
processor doesn't care.
. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into
a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.
Some New Viruses Out There.....................
New Viruses *well some are new all are jokes*
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor
McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
. The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with
NO memory.
. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep
counting and re-counting.
. The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on
it's stored memory.
. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive
out of an old floppy.
. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files,
leaves, but will be back.
. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to
100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your
processor doesn't care.
. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into
a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows.