Absolute worst game ever?

[Lancet Jades]

What do you think is the absolute worst video game ever, in the existence of the art?

I'm gonna have to go with A Boy And His Blob. That game was crap, plain and simple. I never could even figure out the object of the game >_<

[Zelphiel]

the attack of the killer tomatoes games sucked baaad.

[Chicken Little]

What do you think is the absolute worst video game ever, in the existence of the art?

I'm gonna have to go with A Boy And His Blob. That game was crap, plain and simple. I never could even figure out the object of the game >_<


I SO HAVE THAT GAME :drunk

lol i'll go with Totally Rad, with a name like that you cannot find a suckier game.

[Zelphiel]

Yo! Noid, the Dominos Pizza game was pretty bad too.

[Lancet Jades]

lol, i know. I actually have that game >_>

[Ricdeau]

Tunnel B1. It sucks ass man. Its like a pointless shooter with nothing to do other than shoot with only one f-ing gun or so it seems. Someone gave it to me cuz it sucks so bad, then i broke it hahaha...purposely btw.

[Chaos Theory]

I hated that D&D game for snes

[Lancet Jades]

Lol, sadly, a lot of Simpsons games have sucked =/

[Dragoon Taryn]

Ooo, this is FUN!

Legacy of the Wizard, Skate or Die, Tiny Toon Adventures (it was the one in the theme park).

OMG just kill them all. Who made these horrible games????

[Lancet Jades]

Most of the old companies that made those games no longer exist...

[Leknaat]

Exodus:Journey to the Promised Land and Warlock just to name a few more horrible games...

[Jeff]

Batman: Dark Tomorrow, a newer game made by Kemco for GCN and X-Box, sucked ass. That's all there is to it.

[cecini]

I have to say the boy and his blob was a really bad game... and tiny toon adventures. But to top them all Dizzy has to be the worst! It is cute and all, but it seemed unbeatable!

[Lancet Jades]

Yay! Someone else who agrees with me on a boy and his blob!!!!!

And, i actually sorta liked tiny toons, but i still needed a game genie to beat it, lol

[Ricdeau]

that is sad johnny... You need a game genie to beat a tiny toons game... wow. I never played it but there was a review for an Asterix game in my PS mag that got like 1/10

[Lancet Jades]

I needed the gamee genie because A: That game was actually kind of hard, and B: I sucked at games back then. I was like 8 when i played it.

[Zelphiel]

the only game I can think of that I had to use the GG for was Total Recall on NES.

[Lancet Jades]

I had to use it for EVERYTHING... >_>;;;

Seriously, my best friend will attest to that...

[Ricdeau]

the only game I can think of that I had to use the GG for was Total Recall on NES.

Wasnt that a movie too? With Arnie and a chick with 3 boobs?

[Laggy]

lol yeah that was a funny movie to me..with the 3 boobs that is..other then that it was boreing as hell..and yea the game sucked pines

[Leknaat]

Yeah Total Recall was a bad game...I think the girl with the 3 boobs is the first thing every one thinks about when that movie is mentioned...lol

[Lancet Jades]

What else is there to remember? :p

[Leknaat]

I know I still laugh every time I see that part!

[Chaos Theory]

lol I wonder if the 3rd boobs has some sorta speical function

[Leknaat]

It might but I have no idea what it would be...lol

[Lancet Jades]

Its function was to make it easier for men to remember the movie >_>;;

[Chaos Theory]

lol only reason I remember the movie

[Lancet Jades]

probly the only reason anyone remembers it >_>

[Sabin]

As of right now..the first game that comes to mind is Unlimited Saga..cause I'm trying to figure it out now...

[Lancet Jades]

Lol, isnt unlimited saga part of the Saga Frontier series?

[Ricdeau]

Yes. The worst one apparently. And i remember something else about Totall recall. There is the black dude with the retarded hand! That movie was so stupid...

[Zelphiel]

lol I wonder if the 3rd boobs has some sorta speical function


I can think of a few things...

[Lancet Jades]

Yes. The worst one apparently. And i remember something else about Totall recall. There is the black dude with the retarded hand! That movie was so stupid...
Lol, in a movie w/ a woman that has 3 boobs, could it be anything BUT a stupid movie...?

[Zelphiel]

It wasn't stupid... Total Recall is one of the best movies from the great decade of the 80s.

[Lancet Jades]

Meh, i dunno, i never saw it.... >_>;;;;

[Zelphiel]

O.o...

rent it, watch it... love it damn it.

[Lancet Jades]

Meh, maybe i will, maybe i wont...my time is too valuable to be used for movies, when i could be playing games... XD

[nightsavior]

time killers...u'know the fighter where you could cut off ppl's limbs and they'd keep going? let us not forget aquaman and superman 64! in general super hero games blow chunks.

[Zelphiel]

Time Killers was bad.. but in fighting games Rise of the Robots is probably the worst.

[loki777_1]

I agree with nightsavior, superman 64 is the worst game i have ever had the pleasure of putting in a chipper/shreder.

[The Wang Master]

Final Fantasy X

[Laggy]

and ill agree with fairy...X was so bad....

[Chicken Little]

X wasnt that bad i still consider IX worse.

[The Wang Master]

*pisses on Final Fantasy X* oh I was reminded of a funny term *gets friends to do a circle jerk over Final Fantasy X*

[Lancet Jades]

i'm not even gonna ask...

[Chicken Little]

i will

wtf??

[The Wang Master]

Is that snide comment in my direction Eternal, get some friends. Doing things with your friends makes the experience so much better, fortunately most of my friends are female.

[Darc]

umm Final Fantasy X-2

[Dark Marmosett]

I would have to Super Ghouls and Ghosts for SNES.

[Laggy]

Super Ghouls and Ghosts was funny lol...

[Lancet Jades]

Me,h SG&G wasnt all that bad, it was just incredibly hard...

[Zelphiel]

yeah, especially if you tried to beat it without the gold braclet or whatever it was called.

[Chance]

Tomb Raider games...just suck...
Sims games...don't get me started...
Any games like Britney's dance beat or anything like that (BESIDES Parappa the Rapper heh, that game was funny)

[Zelphiel]

(BESIDES Parappa the Rapper heh, that game was funny)

and Guitaro Man, that game kicks ass too.

[Aoi Asahina]

Jade Cocoon 2 and Final Fantasy 7

[Zelphiel]

I still haven't played the Jade Cocoon games. Someone, I can't remember who, at GW used to talk about it a lot.

[Chicken Little]

oh come now JC 2 isnt that bad :thumb

[Lancet Jades]

I've only ever played JC2, and it wasnt that bad, although it WAS kinda bland and stuff (and thats saying a LOT coming from me...)

[Chance]

Summoner...it was just..boring. The tutorial was boring..the gameplay was boring.. way too much reading..just all around not very fun.

[Twentysack Jones]

Unlimitet SaGA...

They tried TOO hard to be innovative with that one.

[Leknaat]

I agree with chance about summoner. Though aspects of the story were interesting...that was about it. The rest was pretty dull.

[Lancet Jades]

I tried summoner, and i really couldnt get into it, lol. My friend managed to get halfway into it, but then his save file got corrupted. No more attempts have been made -.-

[Dark Marmosett]

SG&G wasn't funny, it was actually kind of pointless and I couldn't even get passed the 3rd level and there was 10 some levels. How sad is that people, seriously.

[Lancet Jades]

Yeah, SG&G was always extremly hard to me...

I could barely beat level 1...

[nightsavior]

summoner wasn't bad. it was just that it was an american influnced rpg trying to sell well to a young audience that prefers japanese rpgs. one of the worst games for me was jedi outcast. it was frusterating and repetitive and the lightsaber puzzle was a pain in the ass. perhaps i did like it a bit but then i played kotor and jedi academy then realized what a piece of crap it was. it takes more them stom trooper skins and a dated quake engine to accurately potray the star wars universe.

[Lancet Jades]

It wasnt so much that, it just seemed like a chore to me. I mean, it had some good points, but overall i didn care for it. My friend liked it though, but he doesnt have time anymore...

[nightsavior]

yeah alex my friend has summoner 2 which looks great yet it seems to progress too slowly for my taste.

[Lancet Jades]

Yeah. I'm not the type who can spend a million hours on something tedious, much less do it over and over like Summoner usually required

[Zelphiel]

I never played Summoner... what kind of rpg is it?

[Kurbee]

Any barbie or sesame street game >.>

[Lancet Jades]

There was a McDonalds gameboy game i heard of...its probly a contender for this title too lol

:smlumina

[Laggy]

Lades lol, i played that gamne, and the B-king game aswell.. they arent as bad as you'd thing...

and for sesame games.. theres a cookie monster game on GB that wasnt to bad either :P:P :bounce lol

[Zelphiel]

lol, I'd like to get my hands on a cookie monster game.

now... about the answer to my question...

[Lancet Jades]

Its an...RPG. I cant really think of the category it fits in to, lol.

[Zelphiel]

was it a PC game or Console...

hell, I should just look it up myself.

[Lancet Jades]

Ohhh...its for PS2

[HIM]

mine would have to be FF mystic quest or parapa the rapper on PS1 or Spice World

[nightsavior]

yeah so many elitist game editors and critics gave parapa the rapper high reviews. i just don't understand why they thought it was so good.

[Laggy]

i liked FFMQ...

[nightsavior]

ffmq wasn't made to be a cutting edge rpg. it was meant to introduce young people to the rpg genre and i think it did that quite well. my favorite part was when you were in the great tree and it was walking as you looked down upon the world.

[Zelphiel]

young people and Americans in general I think...

[nightsavior]

i think square wanted mystic quest to be simple so young ppl could understand it. if it had the standard epic deep plot and elaborate control scheme of other ff games alot of young players would get lost. i liked it actually though after i played ff 2 (or 4 depending on your view) i couldn't go back to it. lol.

[Zelphiel]

well... in Japan, or so I heard, it's called Final Fantasy: USA

[Leknaat]

well... in Japan, or so I heard, it's called Final Fantasy: USA

yeah it was called Final Fantasy USA in japan

[nightsavior]

that's funny lath. lol. i wonder if was a private joke in japan...

" he he...even simpleton americans can understand this ff! we'll call it ff u.s.a. or ff mystic quest!"

[Lancet Jades]

Lol

FFMQ was alright, but comparing it to other RPGs, its still kinda weak...

[ThereIsNoSpoon]

Superman64...sucked the most, I mean this game sucked :1fighter

[Lancet Jades]

Yes, it did, but other games have sucked plenty lol

[Laggy]

i really liked FFMQ >_>,

[Oriana]

Hmm...Unlimited Saga, Skate or Die, and...Oregon Trail. I know a lot of people liked the latter, but I hate that game!! "Clym was bit by a snake. Liza-Jane fell off the back of the wagon and died. You shot 700 pounds of meat, but can only carry back 150." I think I only managed to beat that once or twice...I could never cross the rivers...

[Lancet Jades]

Oregon...trail...? *twitches*

I dunno which pissed me off more...the impossible difficulty of the game, or the fact the teachers never seemed to let me have a turn playing it >_<

[Spartan God]

I think the worst game ever is monsters inc. the only point of the game is to throw balls at each other

[Magus]

Any and every Barbie game. Enough said.

[GaMe_FrEeK]

Also any Mary-Kate and Ashley game

[Lancet Jades]

Also any Mary-Kate and Ashley game
I think any game of that genre should be banished from this world >_<

[HIM]

hmmm Chubby Cherub on Nintendo?..lol <gags violently>

[Lancet Jades]

Contra:Legacy of war....worst moments of my life

What system was it for?

[Zelphiel]

umm... I think that's the PS2 Contra.

[nightsavior]

well i actually liked oregon trail alot...then again that was way back when i was in 2nd grade and thought apple were the only pc company in the world. lol. i'd say devil may cry 2 wasn't the worse game in existance but it was by far the most disappointing. i also never understood the infactuation with dragon warrior.

[Lancet Jades]

umm... I think that's the PS2 Contra.
OH, i didnt even hear about it...lol

Dragon Warrior is ok, but not the greatest. DW7 is pretty good though.

[Zelphiel]

it's meh... you didn't miss much. it's still Uber hard like the other Contra games, but it's no where near as good as the old ones.

[Johnson Swags]

i can't think of what game i hate right i slow lol :bounce

[nightsavior]

swords n serpents ...an awful first person dungeon hack for the nes. i can't believe i spent so much time playing it. (bows head in shame) bad dudes was awful too..it was like double dragon only sucky. everytime you beat a baddy boss you struck an 80's pop icon pose and said "i'm bad!" in a raspy 8 bit sounding voice. plus you don't even save a hot chick you save the original george bush. (yes they programmed the president in the game to look like the real president. why, i'll never know.)

[Leknaat]

oooh I agree with you about swords and serpents nightsavior...it is probably one of my least favorite first person dungeon crawlers.

[Setzophone]

Sonic Blast for Sega Master System... god that game was so awful...

[Lancet Jades]

swords n serpents ...an awful first person dungeon hack for the nes. i can't believe i spent so much time playing it. (bows head in shame) bad dudes was awful too..it was like double dragon only sucky. everytime you beat a baddy boss you struck an 80's pop icon pose and said "i'm bad!" in a raspy 8 bit sounding voice. plus you don't even save a hot chick you save the original george bush. (yes they programmed the president in the game to look like the real president. why, i'll never know.)
O.o

I'm glad i never played it...

[Hikari Tsukishiro]

Shaq-fu

Fear the big man, with the bad kung fu.

[Lancet Jades]

Shaq-fu

Fear the big man, with the bad kung fu.
Dammmnnn, I played that....for one second. The...nightmares...are...retur ning...

[Hikari Tsukishiro]

It's not nearly as bad as the MC Hammer cartoon.

Magic shoes, groovin'. But as that's a cartoon, I digress.

[Codi]

it was a ps game called no rules get phat...dont ask...

[TheOne]

My worst I've actually played is YGO:World Championships. The game isn't bad, but it wouldn't let you see card effects before you get a chance to negate them. Simpsons Wrestling was actually qutite good IMO.

[Ricdeau]

Naaah.. Im not a big fan of those WWE games, but they are oh so much better than Simpsons wrestling.

[Johnson Swags]

the rpg here nah jk
worst game hmmmm let me think
amped i hate the game it has like no intrest

[Spartan God]

I still think its Monsters Inc, its so stupid. The entire game is throwing balls at each other

[Darc]

Hmm I'd have to say the worse game ever was....hmmm...Castlevania: Cirlce of the Moon

kinda weak....gba game

[Some Guy]

blackbelt challenge for gba...

[Benzine]

Monsters inc on PS1

[Miles]

Oh, Bubsy 2, the original was great! But the second one...I'm ashamed of it, to be honest. It was just so...Wrong, is all that comes to mind.

[Stormtrooper]

that one game for NES with that karate guy

[Laggy]

that one game for NES with that karate guy
Karate kid? I loved that game

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Worst game ever? Bubsy for SNES, without a doubt. The most poorly constructed game ever created. It's also a Sonic killer.

Bubsy is to gaming as penicilin is to syphilis. It just kills it.

[Twilight]

bugs life for ps1....lol

[Day]

*cough*Halo 2 ^_^

[Twilight]

Halo 2 isnt that bad...

[The Deity]

Mystic Heros

Yeah...its even tackier than it sounds

[Miles]

Unlimited Saga...By MILES!!

That game...Not only has no point to it...You don't actually do anything...A 2 year old could play it...You only need to know how to press up and x >.>

[Water_Spirit]

Quest 64. I don't even remember what it was about.

[horrible]

worst game ever?...hmm...there are so many, which to pick :/

i'd say pretty much every txt based rpg >.>

[Altima]

The lost world jurassic park sucked a lot. Only one I can think of right now.

[Kain]

Shinobi or whatever for ps2 sucks.

[Hadazamui]

....I liked Shinobi............

There is a game for the PS2 called Fugitive Hunter. The game is a crappily made shooter where you could never hit your enemy half the time. The you had to fight terrorists in a one one one fighting game. It gets worse! You cannot defeat your enemy be simple means. You have to put them in a headlock. Then and only if you could play for this long, you get to fight the final boss, who is.....Osama Bin Laden, which for some reason knows Kungfu and ninjutsu. Oh yea, this game sucks ass.

Crappy Controls
Bad Music
Boring Levels
Unimaginative Game

[Blackie Chan]

Spongebob Squarepants battle for bikini bottom is the worst game its meant to be funny but it sucks my sister got it for last christmas and its not like shes a little kid either shes 14 you run around looking for spatulas and socks it gets old and boring really quickly

[Ashe]

jade cocoon (1st one) blew big balls

[nightsavior]

Jade cocoon was a decent experience for me though I'm sure by now it's graphics are very dated. I remembered alot of the " movie adventure games" for the sega cd system totally sucked...though some had nastalgic cheesiness like the one where you rode around in the sewers blasting mutant rats. "Rat meat" was your first call sign before you earned more respect. heh. heh.

[Pinkie Pie]

Spongebob Squarepants battle for bikini bottom is the worst game its meant to be funny but it sucks my sister got it for last christmas and its not like shes a little kid either shes 14 you run around looking for spatulas and socks it gets old and boring really quickly

Well... first off, that game's kind of marketed towards younger kids...

I liked that game, actually. Alot. It was a really fun platformer, and a well made game, especially considering it was based off of a liscenced show and all.

Let's see... there was a game for Game Boy that consisted of walking through a "dungeon". It was some kind of maze or something, but it was so boring I stopped playing about 2 minutes into it. I don't recall the name though.

[Sonic]

Spice World.lol Its the Spice Girls video game.lol Really bad game.

[Dave]

Goldeneye: Rogue Agent. Ruined everything sacred about James Bond.

[Travisblaze]

TimeStalkers for DC, it was the most awful RPG.

What kind of main character has a name like Sword and a goat butler called Mutton, oh god, someone should put a bullet in whoever's head that made this awful game.

[William]

A few of the game listed, I actually liked. Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, for example, wasn't all that bad. There are far worse games out there, but that's my opinion...

Oregon...trail...? *twitches*

Oregon Trail was kickass back in the day. I was kind of wanting to play it a few weeks ago, if only for the nostalgia factor.

My picks for the worst games ever...

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker (Genesis) - Play it and you'll know what I mean.

Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter (PS2) - I just despised this game so much. And have already mentioned how much I dislike it too much already, so no need to explain.

And the top choice for worst game ever goes to...

E.T. (Atari) - I'm really surprised no one has mentioned this yet, unless I missed it somehow.

[Travisblaze]

Oh yeah, E.T. apparently there is a huge landfill somewhere that has over a million unsold copies of this awful game.

[William]

Yeah.

http://www.snopes.com/business/market/atari.asp

I don't think that has happened to any other game out there really. Hahaha. So E.T. for the win!

[Travisblaze]

Yeah, E.T. is officially the S*ittiest game ever made ever period.

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Bugsy for the SNES...by no stretch of the imagination can this game be considered good, without also admitting that you are not a gamer, therefore, your opinion, is lacking in support.

[Rainbow Dash]

Red Ninja.

[Trudy]

Spirtual warfare for the nes

[Travisblaze]

Taboo for NES sucked, what kind of game was that and this one game deja vu I played for nes sucked bad. I really don't understand why people play games like Maniac Mansion either. The only cool thing about the game was the fact you could blow up the house.

[Zelphiel]

I think I remember Taboo. It's been so many years since I've seen a lot of NES games I forget about them.

[Dave]

Did I mention Goldeneye: Rogue Agent yet?

[Travisblaze]

No, you didn't. I know the only reason you didn't like that game either.

[Chaos Theory]

Goldeneye:RA wasnt that bad a game but it could of been soooo much better

[Dave]

Nope, it just...uh....it just sucked, pretty much.

[Travisblaze]

You only thought RA sucked because Bond dies.

[Apistat Commander]

There hasn't been a good Bond game since Goldeneye. We all know that. It's an unwritten rule.

[Dave]

You only thought RA sucked because Bond dies.
Bond died in some VR training sequence at the beginning.

[Altima]

The worst game ever was Unlimited Saga. I bet that new Rhapsody Saga sucks just as bad since it seems to be a sequel to Unlimited ormaybe just a game that is about the same as it(I checked out its back). I can't think of a worse game that i've ever played. Unlimited Saga needs to be thrown away in the deepest pit of hell for all eternity.

[Mr Bad Man]

Loads of Nes games are so crap they're funny.

Mortal Kombat: Mythologies Sucked. Big times. It was so bloody annoying

[Rage]

I have a list horrible games
1. the Spawn series
2. Code arms
3. movie games most them but not all of them.
4.ALL the 'New' Spyro games

[Lancet Jades]

I have a list horrible games
1. the Spawn series
2. Code arms
3. movie games most them but not all of them.
4.ALL the 'New' Spyro games
Ugh, I definitely agree on the new Spyro games. The original 3 ROCKED. But all the newest ones are utter crap, especially the PS2 Spyro.

[Blackie Chan]

4.ALL the 'New' Spyro games
dam straight i agree with you and Lancet i still have the original 3 Spyros and dam proud of it i completly beat all of them cause they were just that great

worst is Spongebob Squarepants for GC i forgot the sub name but that game was too horrible im still sorry my sister got that instead of super smash bros

[Gamerlen]

1. Deadly Towers (NES). That game was basically wander around and maybe you'll beat the game by sheer dumb luck.
2. Secret of the Stars (SNES). Not a bad game in terms of gameplay, but the plot could be considered a cure for insomnia.
3. Secret of Evermore (SNES). To be honest I love the ideas behind it and the combat system but to this day I am still trapped in the castle sewers trying desparately to find my way out. For fucks sake gimme a goddamn MAP!
4. Anything with the words "Mary Kate and Ashley" in the title. If those two aren't turning tricks behind a 7/11 by the time they're thirty then there is no justice in the world.
5. Madden anything. Every new game is just the old game with updated teams yet they always go gold. It saddens me.
6. Sailor Moon: Another Story (Super Famicom/Import Only). TOO FUCKING HARD!!!!
7. Magic Knights Rayearth (Super Famicom/Import Only). A very short snorefest. I beat this game in a day.
8. Pokemon Pinball (GBC). Can you say "Marketing Whore"?
9. Any recent Mortal Kombat game. Sure you can rip out your opponent's spine and beat them to death with it, but after ten years of the same thing whats the point?
10. The Bible Game (NES). A friend of mine got this for his birthday from his parents and joined a cult a month later. No shit.

[Rainbow Dash]

3. Secret of Evermore (SNES). To be honest I love the ideas behind it and the combat system but to this day I am still trapped in the castle sewers trying desparately to find my way out. For fucks sake gimme a goddamn MAP!
That so exemplifies this forum, which got its name from that game. :chuckle

[ADAM]

Shrek's fairytale freakdown. The creators of that game will be spending eternity in hell.

[Coldasice]

10. The Bible Game (NES). A friend of mine got this for his birthday from his parents and joined a cult a month later. No shit.

Cult as in...?

No, seriously. I want to know what cult he joined. If that is truly a cult, that is.

[Kurbee]

Elmo's.
Letter.
Adventure.

[ADAM]

There are a lot of shitty games out there.

[Grave Wisdom]

There's tons of games I hate!

But worst game ever? Maybe Cosmic Race for PSX. Dunno who's played/heard of that, but trust me...it's barely even worth being called a game!

[Dark Marmosett]

If I didn't say it before. Stretch Panic. That game scared teh shit out of me. #_#

[Lingo]

Probably those Burger King games, Sneak King in particular. They were fun for about 5 minutes and then they just got stupid, but luckily they only cost me 4 dollars

[Grave Wisdom]

Those Burger King games weren't "terrible"

They just didn't keep you playing for long. Still worth the money, especially if you want em for collectors items. Hell... in 10 years, they'll probably be worth big bucks.

[Lingo]

Those Burger King games weren't "terrible"



They're the worst I've ever played, but I also enjoy most games I buy since I read about them and such before purchasing them. I don't just go to the store and pick something up randomly like some people do.



Eh...actually yeah, I can think of one that's worse. Fusion Frenzy 2, I forgot about it completely. I played it at a friends a while ago and...damn.....it was bad....

[Grave Wisdom]

I nearly got the first Fusion Frenzy free with my regular Xbox(Halo Edition) thru some deal at Best Buy.But some other promotion voided it out. Probably for the best, since the game didn't look all that great.

OHHH, speaking of stinkers...Jaguar had a number. Anyone remember Kasumi Ninja, or that one crappy racing game?(can't remember what it was called)

[Lingo]

I nearly got the first Fusion Frenzy free with my regular Xbox(Halo Edition) thru some deal at Best Buy.But some other promotion voided it out. Probably for the best, since the game didn't look all that great.

Well the first one was ok, it wasn't the greatest party game out there but it had a few decent mini-games in it. The second one is just terrible....

[Kurbee]

I thought Fuzion Frenzy was fun for the first ten minutes.

[Grave Wisdom]

OH CRAP...I JUST REMEMBERED A REAAAAAAAL STINKER. Does anyone remember that 3D fighter for Jaguar "Fight For Life" ?

Everyone in that game looked like Gumby characters, and controlled just about as smoothly. WORST.3D FIGHTER.EVER.

[Dark Luther]

Outlaw beach volleyball - the girls were pretty busted...
also - the game was ridiculously stupid - it wasn't even a fun competative volleyball game like DoA...

another was Star Wars for SNES - the game had no saves and it was impossible to beat at some parts...

Oh, and superpower - what a horrible rpg game...,
great concept - but sucked really once you played it...

[Setzophone]

*necrobump*

Rocky and Bullwinkle... I still don't see how the game is considered 'playable' Your character moves automatically, making it damn near impossible to do anything but die.

[Applejack]

The answer is Captain Novolin.

It's a game starring the best superhero ever: Captain Novolin. You go around collecting diabetic friendly food while avoiding junk food. To kill enemies you have to hold down, otherwise when you jump on them you take damage. Periodically you have to inject yourself with insulin. Also, the game has some of the strangest lines ever. "Hello, Ranger. I have diabetes, is there anything I should know about this mountain?" And did I mention that to pass a level you have to answer a question about diabetes.

Captain Novolin is the best game ever. It has 8 levels, each level except the last is just a palette swap of the level before it. And the levels take, at most, 5 minutes. Meaning the game isn't even an hour long. It isn't even 45 minutes long. All you do in every level is collect food items told to you by your doctors. This repeats twice. Breakfast, Morning Snack, Lunch, Dinner, Before Bed Snack. Repeat. Done. And you don't get new food to collect on the repeat, it's the same shit to collect. And you can't collect two of the same food or you fail.

I love Captain Novolin.

[Nickelback]

Superman 64.

[Lancet Jades]

You know, I still fail to see how anyone here thinks any game is worse than A Boy and his Blob.

[Applejack]

Have you played Captain Novalin?

[Lancet Jades]

Have you played Captain Novalin?
Have YOU played A Boy and his Blob?

[Applejack]

Have YOU played A Boy and his Blob?

Can't say that I have.

[Lancet Jades]

Can't say that I have.
NES game. Try it sometime, by which I mean like, now. I think you'll agree that it's worse, if only because it isn't even clear as to what you have to do, unlike the sounds of your precious Captain.

[Applejack]

But at least with ABAHB there are elements of a game. With Novolin you do the same thing for 8 levels. The enemies never change, the levels never change, the goals never change. And you have to answer questions to advance and play the easiest mini game ever. 8 times. It's a color matching game where you only ever match the same two colors. At different speeds.

Oh, and you want harder difficulties or options or questions to answer, you know how to unlock them? By going to the doctor and getting a diabetes check. In real life. And then going to the game and inputting a four digit code that has something to do with diabetes.

The game is Wilford Brimley's wet dream.

[Lancet Jades]

But at least with ABAHB there are elements of a game. With Novolin you do the same thing for 8 levels. The enemies never change, the levels never change, the goals never change. And you have to answer questions to advance and play the easiest mini game ever. 8 times. It's a color matching game where you only ever match the same two colors. At different speeds.

Oh, and you want harder difficulties or options or questions to answer, you know how to unlock them? By going to the doctor and getting a diabetes check. In real life. And then going to the game and inputting a four digit code that has something to do with diabetes.

The game is Wilford Brimley's wet dream.
I'd have to argue that if Novolin lacks the elements of a game, it can't be called a game >.>

Seriously though, play ABAHB before parading your Captain around like the retarded ass he likely is.

[Applejack]

Okay, bad choice of words. Novolin has elements of a game. It has leves and obstacles to avoid (which is damn near impossible with the convoulted control scheme) and was sold on the SNES. It has elements of a game, but they are poorly implemented.

And playing ABAHB would mean I'd have to install Nestopia and get the game and it's way too late at night to be bothered to do that. And the game won an award and CES or some shit, how bad can it be.

[Lancet Jades]

It'll finish what My Immortal started.

[Applejack]

...god dammit.


Alright.