Gentlemen.

[Guillerbro]

I'm Guillermo, a shady character from gamefaqs.

I love MST3K, vidya games, and being a smartass. Rainbow Dash is the best pony.

[Lancet Jades]

Welcome to HELL. I mean Evermore. Why didn't you name yourself Guilmon here, though, like destiny requires? :(

Also, you misspelled Pharaohman in your sig.

[Garp]

Oh hai.

[Applejack]

I love MST3K

HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND



Rainbow Dash is the best pony.


OH WAIT NEVER MIND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS NOW

[Lancet Jades]

HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND






OH WAIT NEVER MIND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS NOW
See, Guilmon? I told you about Applejack, man. I TOLD you about Applejack!

[Rainbow Dash]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/Yvl9921/tumblr_ln0zkgRwCv1qlcu9mo1_400 .jpg

[Lancet Jades]

Okay, that's a bit too much Rainbow Dash in one post. Two pics was pushing it, but three is just unacceptable.

[Applejack]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/Yvl9921/tumblr_ln0zkgRwCv1qlcu9mo1_400 .jpg



http://i52.tinypic.com/n12y9u.png

[Guillerbro]

:bandito

:machine :sniper

I'm also easily amused and distracted.

[Lancet Jades]

:bandito

:machine :sniper

I'm also easily amused and distracted.
Well, Guilmon never was operating on all cylinders. But don't worry, you're speshul just the way you are.

[Garp]

Best pony is clearly Discord, but getting away from that.

...I got nothing else actually...

[Applejack]

Discord is a chimera.

[Garp]

I'm sure there's something pony in that mish-mash of a body (apparently he has the head of a pony...) so it totally counts.

[Seraph Zero]

Another Gamefaqs veteran? Lades, do you advertise over there or something...?

[Applejack]

Another Gamefaqs veteran? Lades, do you advertise over there or something...?



He promises them a forum where the mod staff aren't mentally challenged.

He then casually forgets to mention that this is any other forum. And then he brings them here.

[Lancet Jades]

He promises them a forum where the mod staff aren't mentally challenged.

He then casually forgets to mention that this is any other forum. And then he brings them here.
Admit it, I'm one slick motherfucker.

[Garp]

Can't be as bad as the majority of Gamefaqs at least...

[Applejack]

Can't be as bad as the majority of Gamefaqs at least...



GameFAQs doesn't have me. That makes it better. I am the antagonist, you see.

[Kurbee]

I think you're all on drugs.

[Garp]

I think you're all on drugs.

I think you're my new favorite poster just for the Super Meat Boy stuff.

One of my favorite platformers this gen, though I gave up at around 80% completion...

[Seraph Zero]

I think you're all on drugs.

God, I wish... Military= forced clean living. FML.

[Rainbow Dash]

GameFAQs doesn't have me. That makes it better. I am the antagonist, you see.


You being the antagonist makes me the protagonist. You're okay with this?

[Dark Luther]

We need to make some interesting threads if we want to keep these new damn people...>.>

[Rainbow Dash]

What's wrong with our regular stream of Saph being an idiot threads?

[Chicken Little]

I think you're my new favorite poster just for the Super Meat Boy stuff.

One of my favorite platformers this gen, though I gave up at around 80% completion...

This gen is an utter joke to begin with anyway, I honestly do not see the quality in any of the systems and all I see are either attempts to gouge the consumers purse or generate a cycle of recycling to tie into the former. Previously was it the "HD" generation instead it is the "Trade in" generation where waste is the desire for a seating produce that has plumbing.

There is something inherently wrong with the system when a launch DS title is RRPing at launch prices today.

GameFAQs doesn't have me. That makes it better. I am the antagonist, you see.

Nor I, my sword is in my other scabbard to give to anyone.

[Deimho]

I'm sooooooo glad you're not another pony >_>

Anyhoo.. Hi :)

And... Good luck :s

[Setzophone]

Welcome. :D Enjoy yourself.

[Applejack]

You being the antagonist makes me the protagonist. You're okay with this?


Yeah, because that means you have Lades in your party. And Holly. And Saph. So I'm good with that.

[Rainbow Dash]

And Holly.
NO.

[Deimho]

So who is in your party? :o

[Rainbow Dash]

DEFINITELY NOT HOLLY.

[Deimho]

Poor thing :(

[Applejack]

But dude, Holly is like that one party member that is weak at first but becomes fuckawesome late in the game

[Rainbow Dash]

NO.

NO HOLLY. EVER.

[Applejack]

She forces her way into your party.

[Chicken Little]

As a member of P.A.L.M we have already claimed Holly for our cause, that and the fact that we branch out to other pets.

That is all.

[Pinkie Pie]

But if you have me in the group and not Holly, how will we pull off our awesome dual-techs?

[Elisa Maza]

Bleh, Holly is in my party. I'll just wait til you all kill each other, then we'll swoop in and take out the stragglers

[Snips]

You'd rather have me than Holly, Yvl? 0_o

...

*waits as a terrified "What have I done" look appears*

Anyways, I'll join whichever party lets me act like an idiot whenever I feel like it. I have phases you know. Like that dream I had where OJ Simpson and his superhuman sidekicks in powdered wigs took over the world and I was trying to save it alongside a scientist, a little girl, and Joey from Friends. Yeah. Whichever party lets me enjoy that kind of silliness is totally where I want to be.

[Rainbow Dash]

But if you have me in the group and not Holly, how will we pull off our awesome dual-techs?
But those hurt allies just as much as enemies!

You'd rather have me than Holly, Yvl? 0_o
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. JUST NO HOLLY. ANYWHERE. EVER.

[Elisa Maza]

We all know my party is gonna come out on top anyway so she's fine with me ;p Heck, you didnt even know I had a party until just a while ago, so that gave us an advantage


Also, I have no idea what we're talking about. I just felt like butting in

[Deimho]

Is two really a party though? And are we talking 4 or 3 man parties? :/

[Pinkie Pie]

Oooh, can I be on Kimi's party too, then? We could have super awesome triple techs!

[Setzophone]

This is turning into game of the year material here.

[Lancet Jades]

But those hurt allies just as much as enemies!
Those hurt allies MORE than enemies.

[Applejack]

With all this bickering about party formation, my reign as antagonist goes unchecked.

[Deimho]

So do you keep minions while you cackle in your castle/fortress/cave, or are you intellegent enough to nip in the bud?

Also shouldn't the teams be more... Tactically crafted? :o

[Applejack]

I don't need minions.

[Deimho]

I look forward to watching you conquer.

[Elisa Maza]

Psh, so long as I'm here, he's not conquering everything. The world will be mine to rule~ After I dish out swift justice and all that heroic jazz

[Deimho]

And I look forward to watching you stop him ;)

[Applejack]

Psh, so long as I'm here, he's not conquering everything. The world will be mine to rule~ After I dish out swift justice and all that heroic jazz



My dungeons are filled with games and you cannot advance until all the games are finished.



BUT NONE OF THEM CAN BE BEATEN.

[Elisa Maza]

I can beat anything~ Mwahaha~ Games are my specialty after all. But then again, they're also my obsession.. so yeah, halls full of games are a very good trap for me >.>

[Snips]

*joins Kimiko's party to be the designated trap flipper*

It's another game! Noooo! *dives in slow motion*

[Elisa Maza]

*joins Kimiko's party to be the designated trap flipper*

It's another game! Noooo! *dives in slow motion*

That just put the most hilarious anime-inspired image in my head >.>

[Zelphiel]

I think you're all on drugs.

only the cheap ones.

I haven't been paid in years :(

anyway... welcome

[Rainbow Dash]

My dungeons are filled with games and you cannot advance until all the games are finished.



BUT NONE OF THEM CAN BE BEATEN.
So the only way to win is to never play at all?

[Chicken Little]

So the only way to win is to never play at all?

Or call in Captain N
http://gaygamer.net/images/CaptN2.jpg
The Gamemaster!

[Applejack]

So the only way to win is to never play at all?



The doors don't open until the credits roll on the games. You play or you are locked in the dungeon forever. After an hour, the poison gas starts seeping in.

[Pinkie Pie]

Oooh, so is this one of those things were we split the party in two so that one can do all the fun game stuff while the other goes and... does something else?

[Applejack]

I was under the impression that Kimiko was her own party and Yvl was a totally separate party. Yvl's party has a different set of dungeons.

[Pinkie Pie]

Ohhhhh.

Okay. I'm in both parties, then.

[Applejack]

But I can't tell you what Yvl's dungeons have. You might tell him and then my plans would be ruined.

[Deimho]

Both? :o Greedy pony.

[Pinkie Pie]

Both? :o Greedy pony.

A party isn't a party unless Pinkie Pie is in it!

Even if that means being in two places at once. I can do it!

[Applejack]

This isn't that kind of party!

[Pinkie Pie]

This isn't that kind of party!

You're tellin' me! There's not nearly enough balloons, for one thing, and what kind of person puts a party together and doesn't even bring a cake? Or cupcakes, or pies, or something!

Well, no need to fear! Pinkie Pie to the rescue! We'll have both these parties fixed up good n' proper in no time!

Hmm. I'm gonna need more streamers!

[Deimho]

Why oh why do I think Applejack will rule the universe for all eternity?

[Applejack]

Why oh why do I think Applejack will rule the universe for all eternity?



By the time they figure out party composition I will have taken over the world.

[Deimho]

Like a Kefka taken over? Where they come and kill you in the end? :o

[Applejack]

I am not going to reshape the world. I am going to own it, as is, but rule it with an iron fist. Also I won't live in a tower. I will live in a nice little suburb so as to remain inconspicuous.

[Rainbow Dash]

What, you're gonna just sit in that boring house and miss Pinkie Pie's epic party?

How could you? ;_;

[Applejack]

I wasn't invited. Because I am the bad guy.

[Altima]

Welcome to EF, stay awhile, won't you?

[Dark Luther]

We're still getting people from there...?
But only two posts..., that don't seem right...