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Rainbow Dash
10-16-2010, 09:32 PM
I just got a message that Lades' router is busted. In his absence, I declare martial law and am putting EF on lockdown. You'll be receiving your concentration camp assignments shortly.
Applejack
10-16-2010, 09:51 PM
Fuck you, I'm Steve McQueen and I say we escape in a manner that may be considered great.
Miles
10-16-2010, 09:53 PM
I'm next in line for the throne...So doesn't this make me totally in charge?
Applejack
10-16-2010, 09:54 PM
Psssh, who needs queens.



It is a man's world and I will fight any who challenge this viewpoint.
Rainbow Dash
10-16-2010, 09:54 PM
I'm next in line for the throne...So doesn't this make me totally in charge?
That's only if he dies. In case of an absence, I own the lot of ye.
Applejack
10-16-2010, 09:57 PM
What happens if we kill you and Lades isn't here?


And by if I mean when, of course.
Miles
10-16-2010, 09:58 PM
That's only if he dies. In case of an absence, I own the lot of ye.

Yes, ma'am! *Salutes* Yvls Sir!
Rainbow Dash
10-16-2010, 09:59 PM
What happens if we kill you and Lades isn't here?


And by if I mean when, of course.
Then command goes to Bloo.

You don't want that.
Miles
10-16-2010, 10:02 PM
How long do you think he'll be gone?
Applejack
10-16-2010, 10:03 PM
Long enough for the revolution, Holly.



Long enough for freedom
Rainbow Dash
10-16-2010, 10:03 PM
How long do you think he'll be gone?
Monday. Maybe Tuesday.
Miles
10-16-2010, 10:04 PM
Not long, then!
Applejack
10-16-2010, 10:06 PM
THE REVOLUTION STARTS AT DAWN!
Rainbow Dash
10-16-2010, 10:10 PM
Holly loses her spot as Heiress if I'm overthrown. Don't ask why. I said so, so it is.
Applejack
10-16-2010, 10:12 PM
Pssh, like I'm going to go through all the trouble of overthrowing a tyranny just to put a lady on the throne.
Bloozilla
10-16-2010, 10:15 PM
Sorry guys, I rule EF now. It's the benefits of sleeping with the leader. kthxbai.
Applejack
10-16-2010, 10:16 PM
That's not how kingdoms work.
Bloozilla
10-16-2010, 10:23 PM
Cry more
Applejack
10-16-2010, 10:26 PM
THE ONLY CRYING SHALL BE OF THE DYING ROYALTY AS I AND MY REVOLUTIONARIES CUT A BLOODY SWATH THROUGH YOUR DOMAIN.
Setzophone
10-16-2010, 11:06 PM
Hmm... this is playing out like that fanfic I wrote over Christmas break two years ago.
Snips
10-16-2010, 11:51 PM
I propose that Bloo and Holly marry and rule together. Everyone wins, except for Droog who wants a man on the throne
Applejack
10-17-2010, 12:15 AM
WOMEN MARRYING? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, CLITORISTOPIA?
Snips
10-17-2010, 12:16 AM
WOMEN MARRYING? WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, CLITORISTOPIA?

I'm in Canada, actually. Perfectly legal.
Applejack
10-17-2010, 01:00 AM
CANADA? OH YOU MEAN THAT PATHETIC COUNTRY THAT GOT DECIMATED BY THE TANKS OF WAR. GIRLS DO NOT MARRY OTHER GIRLS. THEY MARRY MEN AND THEY HAVE STEAK READY WHEN THEY COME HOME OR THEY GET BEHEADED.
Rainbow Dash
10-17-2010, 01:05 AM
THEY ALSO KISS OTHER GIRLS SOMETIMES IN FRONT OF CAMERAS, RIGHT?
Applejack
10-17-2010, 01:08 AM
WHAT? NO. WOMEN DON'T ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES WITH OTHER WOMEN. HOW DO THEY POP OUT LITTLE HEIRS IF THEY ARE NOT RECEIVING THE ESSENCE OF MALES.


THERE IS NO ROOM FOR CLITORISTE SUPPORTERS IN THIS REVOLUTION.
Rainbow Dash
10-17-2010, 01:15 AM
Under the current adminstration, lesbian acts are not only permitted but mandatory. It will take quite a bit of convincing to get the populace on your side with such radical policies.
Applejack
10-17-2010, 01:20 AM
CONSIDERING THE ODD NUMBER OF CLITORISTES PRESENT IN THIS SHAM OF AN EMPIRE, I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING ONE OF THEM HAS YET TO LAY WITH A WOMAN, ONE IS FUCKING THE MISSING LEADER, AND ONE IS ALREADY TOO FAR GONE TO BE SAVED. THIS NEW LAW WILL NEVER BE FOLLOWED! AND I ALREADY HAVE AN ARMY OF LOYAL VASSALS! RADICAL POLICY IS EXACTLY WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED IN THESE EXTREME TIMES! I AM LIKE CHE GUEVARA ONLY MY IMAGE AND LEGACY WON'T BE FUCKING TARNISHED BY HIGH SCHOOL KIDS WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHO CHE WAS OR THE IRONY INVOLVED IN WEARING A SHIRT WITH HIS FACE ON IT.
Miles
10-17-2010, 05:27 AM
Do....We get a say in this?...
Applejack
10-17-2010, 09:49 AM
YOU GET TO SAY 'YES'
Miles
10-17-2010, 10:27 AM
But I was kinda planning on marrying someone else, you know.
Applejack
10-17-2010, 01:43 PM
BAH, WOMEN CHOOSING THEIR MARITAL PARTNER? SUCH HUMOR!
Chicken Little
10-18-2010, 02:09 AM
There is no way I can contribute to this thread that will not lower my standing to the matrix that is my thought processes and general likability.

As such, there shall be no revolution or I will pick up a train and beat you all to bloody death with it.
Yvl is not in charge, he just thinks he is because he's sleeping with Lades in a closet.
Bloo's not in charge because whilst she may be sleeping with Lades as well, she's not a mod.

You people should be bloody ashamed for ignoring Lath like this, and so help me if I have to swoon to Kaffee and 4 horsemen this shit with lekky then you lot will wish you were smushed by me beating you with a train.

http://www.efavata.com/CBM/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/judge_dredd.jpg

I AM, THE LAW!

In other news this will happen after my doctors appointment tomorrow, so feel free to get it out of your system tonight.
Rainbow Dash
10-18-2010, 02:21 AM
Lath has been on a hell of a lot more of an LOA than Lades. As S-mod, I'm next most powerful. So I win.
Altima
10-18-2010, 08:58 AM
WHAT? NO. WOMEN DON'T ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTIVITIES WITH OTHER WOMEN. HOW DO THEY POP OUT LITTLE HEIRS IF THEY ARE NOT RECEIVING THE ESSENCE OF MALES.

I heard that 2 women can have a kid now, but it can only be a girl or so I heard. Science is getting crazy.
Rainbow Dash
10-18-2010, 07:00 PM
Just heard from Lades again, internet still not working, might be another day or two.

He seems to approve of my totalitarian policies, so long as it's opressing the masses (including me keeping bloo and holly from the throne). Though he'll no doubt deny that when he gets here.
Applejack
10-18-2010, 07:17 PM
His lack of internet is no coincidence. My troops have succeeded in phase one.
Rainbow Dash
10-18-2010, 07:18 PM
Only took 3 years for phase 1 to get underway. I assume that it'll be another 3 or more before phase 2 starts.
Applejack
10-18-2010, 07:20 PM
Airfare isn't cheap when you also have to train them from scratch and it's hard for middle eastern Americans to get guns these days.


And also, phase one only went into action when the opportunity presented itself. Phase two is already underway.

Phase three is my job but Fallout is out tomorrow.
Lancet Jades
10-19-2010, 03:01 PM
Just heard from Lades again, internet still not working, might be another day or two.

He seems to approve of my totalitarian policies, so long as it's opressing the masses (including me keeping bloo and holly from the throne). Though he'll no doubt deny that when he gets here.
The only thing I disapprove of is your preventing hawt Holly x Bloo action.

I'm baaack.