Wait a minute. Spongebob lives in BIKINI BOTTOM and works at the KRUSTY KRAB...?

[Applejack]

How did I never get this until now?

[Bloozilla]

And I have Sandy Cheeks.

[Applejack]

Oh gee

[Spud Webb]

SQUIDWARD'S NOSE LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD DICK

[Snips]

And he lives in a pineapple under the sea
absorbent and yellow and porous is he
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
then drop on the deck and flop like a fish


Yeah, sorry, my old roommate was emotionally unstable and got fired for refusing any shift that would interfere with her watching spongebob (aka ALL) and she'd have her TV on really loud >_<

[Mina]

LOL nice

[Chicken Little]

Well the fact that he's a sponge that doesn't absorb water (like sponges to) is a red flag that he is another form of soaking agent masquerading as a sponge.

In bikini bottom.
At Krusty Crab.

spongebob tamponpants?