5 Word Story

[Aoi Asahina]

a big std spreading around

[Wallie Wildo]

so the aleins called the

[Zelphiel]

intergalactic fire department because the

[Tiffany]

a giant was squashing everyone

[Wallie Wildo]

and the giant was looking

[Aoi Asahina]

for Cacaw to do some

[Wallie Wildo]

killing but i just ran

[Laggy]

and striped over a cow...

[Aoi Asahina]

and fell on another cow's

[Tiffany]

horn that stuck in his

[Wallie Wildo]

bag of pot he got

[Aoi Asahina]

for Christmas, and tried to

[Tiffany]

pull out his horn but....

[Aoi Asahina]

it would never come out

[Wallie Wildo]

bump ^_^
so i just started to

[Saberstar]

Strip while eating cheese and...

[Leknaat]

ended up running into a

[Wallie Wildo]

woman who was also nude

[Zelphiel]

and her pet turtle that...

[Laggy]

had no shall and was...

[Saberstar]

also naked then Cacaw immediately...

[Link]

went running through the forest

[idgaf rpgfan]

until he ran into a...

[Zelphiel]

shiny new box of tampons

[idgaf rpgfan]

that he put into his

[Wallie Wildo]

girlfriend and then he got

[Aoi Asahina]

syphilis because he ate her

[Link]

distilled beer pizza thing that

[Wallie Wildo]

came from the land of

[Darc]

Big Bad Voodo and then

[Gravity]

I ate it because I

[Zelphiel]

like to eat very quickly

[Darc]

or else u die and....

[Wallie Wildo]

eat lots of cherry flavored

[Darc]

jolly rancher lolly pops and..

[Gravity]

ugly slimy apples that is

[Zelphiel]

the reason why he suffers

[Laggy]

from weed and cheese addictions...:chuckle

[Wallie Wildo]

and he also suffers from

mmm...:cheese

[Aoi Asahina]

ever knew that he did

[Link]

seemingly made everyone forget that

[Wallie Wildo]

he had killed everyone at

[Gravity]

a bar that is named

[Angel'smom]

The Evermore Bar & Grill :liquor :drunk :cheers

[Laggy]

lol i like that!

.and they got drunk then

[Wallie Wildo]

i seduce every woman at

[idgaf rpgfan]

The funeral home and cemetary

[Angel'smom]

Showed them all a good

[Laggy]

lap dance by a monkey

[Angel'smom]

who decided to be cheeky

[Wallie Wildo]

you people are mean lol......

and then I killed everybody

mmm...:cheese

[Angel'smom]

and continued onto the next

[Laggy]

room, then had a beer

[Angel'smom]

when a hermaphadite came in

[Wallie Wildo]

and he killed him/her

mmm...:cheese

[Angel'smom]

and vowed not to kill

[Wallie Wildo]

any monkeys that carried cheese

mmm...:cheese

[Laggy]

in a little black bag.

[Chaos Theory]

With the words I have

[idgaf rpgfan]

written in blood on a

[Laggy]

board that says you will

[Wallie Wildo]

die if you dont like

mmm...:cheese

[Zelphiel]

pepperoni pizza with old smelly

[idgaf rpgfan]

mushrooms and anchovies covered in

[Wallie Wildo]

cheese and hot peepers so

mmm...:cheese

[Kaffee]

you can become a new

[Laggy]

race of flying monkey and

[Angel'smom]

seaurchins from outerspace who

[Wallie Wildo]

kill everybody at evermore

mmm...:cheese

[Rick_dowg2099]

but for some reason thay

[Laggy]

didnt kill laggy, so laggy

[Zelphiel]

started painting his name on

[Wallie Wildo]

his face so that he

mmm...:cheese

[Zelphiel]

won't have to tell people

[Rick_dowg2099]

and one time at camp

[Zelphiel]

he got "friendly" with a

wonder where this one's goin lol :chuckle

[Wallie Wildo]

llama and they had babies

mmm...:cheese

[Laggy]

then he killed cacaw and


(lath and rick and everyone else)

[Zelphiel]

lol

because he didn't eat the

[Laggy]

fried monkey that he has

[Wallie Wildo]

inside a jar with lots

mmm...:cheese

[Laggy]

of smelly cheese and a

[Wallie Wildo]

dead monkeys hand the he

mmm...:cheese

[Zelphiel]

liked to take showers with

[Laggy]

and stick it up his=/

[Tiffany]

ugly wife's @$$ and she

[Wallie Wildo]

killed cacaw and then laggy

[Link]

by being raped by a

[Tiffany]

giant moogle that had big

[Zelphiel]

boobs that costed a lot

(can moogles even have boobs.... I've never seen it...)

[Wallie Wildo]

cheese and they all died

me bets moogles can have boobies ^_^

[Laggy]

i guess they could have boobs lol....


and flying cheese monkeys that

[Tiffany]

ate each other's eyes and

[Aoi Asahina]

pulled the skin off of

[Wallie Wildo]

of their faces so they

[Zelphiel]

had to wear masks like

[Kaffee]

wrestlers so that they might

[Aoi Asahina]

get married in the ring

[Link]

with a catering compony that

[Chaos Theory]

was suppose to be the

[Zelphiel]

last hope for the little

[Eric]

people that lived in small

[Twentysack Jones]

teepees by Satan's House.

[Rick_dowg2099]

like to wack off to

[Vincent The Dark]

small indigionous sloths of argentina.............

[Rick_dowg2099]

that have no butt hair

[Pinkie Pie]

Umm.... o_O...

right... now I remember why I stay away from these games....

A kitty went walking with...

[Chance]

A monster made of cheese
(that one was for you Cacaw lol)

[Kaffee]

when all of a sudden

[Zelphiel]

it started cooking something that

[Laggy]

looked good but smalled like....

[Zelphiel]

a bag of very rotten

[Kaffee]

pig intestines, so he

[HIM]

threw tuna salad on it

[Pinkie Pie]

which made it into a...

[Kaffee]

nice cold salad that had......

[Zelphiel]

little pieces of bread that

[HIM]

were covered in crabs that

[Dark Marmosett]

spit posionous saliva to kill

[Zelphiel]

all of the ducks that

[HIM]

had red diapers and pink

[Laggy]

beaks, and then the damn

[Zelphiel]

peanuts joined in and all

[Wallie Wildo]

llamas died at the hands

[Laggy]

of a really big and

[Kaffee]

stupid trolls that wanted a

[Laggy]

beer and a little weed

[Zelphiel]

so they could have a

[Kaffee]

party with a bunch of

[Zelphiel]

strippers and blackjack with a

[Wallie Wildo]

midget who liked cupcakes and

[Kaffee]

when they were done they

[Laggy]

ate some phood then they

[Wallie Wildo]

all got killed by a

[Setzophone]

fat ass lazy bastard who

[Laggy]

ate all the phood around........

[Wallie Wildo]

evermore and his name is

[Laggy]

cacaw who is so damn

[Wallie Wildo]

sexy and he was also

[Laggy]

a big lier :P that makes

[Wallie Wildo]

fun of moogles with disabilities

[Laggy]

then he dies so this

[Vincent The Dark]

small dog hatched a plot

[Laggy]

to take over the world..

[Kiros]

that will take place in......

[Laggy]

well, a very long time..........

[Kiros]

,you see he was in

[Laggy]

a bad mood when a

[king kuppy]

cloaked creature did something bad....

[Laggy]

and went to jail for

[Wallie Wildo]

stealing gum from a kid

[Laggy]

but once he got out

[sephiroth4eva]

he chewed the gum all

[Laggy]

at once and then he

[sephiroth4eva]

blew hard on the chewed

[Wallie Wildo]

flesh of little children who

[Laggy]

were just playing in the

[Wallie Wildo]

park when a guy named laggy

[Laggy]

came and tried saveing them

[Wallie Wildo]

but he decided to touch:D

[Laggy]

the gate by the school

[Wallie Wildo]

then he touched the boy:D:D:D:D:D

[Laggy]

..........

on the arm that almost

[Wallie Wildo]

got cut off by laggys

[sephiroth4eva]

but instead got bitten off

[Dark Marmosett]

by a SD Zako Warrior

[sephiroth4eva]

from the future to do

[Zelphiel]

because he didn't like the

[Dark Marmosett]

future becuase there isn't any

[sephiroth4eva]

hot babes to converse with,

[Kayodic_Weazel]

more donuts in the world

[Wallie Wildo]

so laggy touched babies:D

[Dark Marmosett]

because he a sick moogle

[Kaffee]

with acid for blood that

[Dark Marmosett]

he can kill you with

[sephiroth4eva]

but doesnt b/c he likes

[Laggy]

to make you think he

[Leknaat]

is a good guy until

[Laggy]

he gets your trust then

[Leknaat]

he betrays you by going

[Laggy]

to your house and killing

[sephiroth4eva]

ur kitten named mittens with

[Laggy]

alot of phood and he

[Wallie Wildo]

touches childrens privates and then :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Laggy]

people findout that it cacaw.

[Wallie Wildo]

but it was really laggy

[Laggy]

but truly it was cacaw

[Wallie Wildo]

when laggy touched himself while:D

[Laggy]

thinking of lekky..... cacaw was

[Wallie Wildo]

actully with lekky doing stuff :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Laggy]

to himself wishing he could

[Wallie Wildo]

do with lekky when suddenly

[Laggy]

kenny came and rapped cacaw

[sephiroth4eva]

through a hole in the

[Bubb]

space time continium, where the

[sephiroth4eva]

the aliens procedded to cut

[Bubb]

off Cacaws most sensitive and

[sephiroth4eva]

eat them for breakfrest after

[Ryw]

taking over the earth. Suddenly,

[Laggy]

cacaw saw some cheese and

[sephiroth4eva]

started to rape it when

[Kaffee]

Kaffee showed up and said

[sephiroth4eva]

HEY ..... that be my cheese

[Laggy]

LOL!

so laggy and kaffee kicked

[sephiroth4eva]

cacaw out da house so

[Ryw]

they could have some time

[Laggy]

time to get drunk then

[Ryw]

hit the local strip clubs.

[Laggy]

then a big monster came.............

[Ryw]

ate all the strippers while

[sephiroth4eva]

and ate all of the

[Wallie Wildo]

laggy stil touched their privates:D

[HIM]

then violated the wart covered

[Bubb]

daffodil by placing it up

[HIM]

in the furnace to give

[Bubb]

more heat to the growing

[Zelphiel]

warts, that will soon be

[Bubb]

bigger and scarier than the

[sephiroth4eva]

big ass wart of the

[Kaffee]

giant rock troll that ate

[sephiroth4eva]

all the privets that laggy

[Ryw]

had acquired over the years

[Wallie Wildo]

of molesting and killing children:D

[sephiroth4eva]

with his teeth, after having

[Ryw]

loads and loads of interesting

[sephiroth4eva]

sexual incounters with the same

[Zelphiel]

the paint on his car

[Wallie Wildo]

and he went to prison

[Ryw]

where he met a big

[sephiroth4eva]

black guy named bessy, and

[jethro]

they fell deeply in love

[sephiroth4eva]

and had lots of good

[jethro]

food made of shiny metal

[sephiroth4eva]

condoms so that sex would

[jethro]

be in the big garden

[sephiroth4eva]

outside the dinning hall, with

[Wallie Wildo]

little children and then they

[sephiroth4eva]

rapped them all with there

[Wallie Wildo]

little pps and the kids:D

[sephiroth4eva]

LMAO...... laughed and cried at the

[Wallie Wildo]

guys pps that were small :D

[sephiroth4eva]

and then they shoved them

[Wallie Wildo]

in the kids butts again:D

[sephiroth4eva]

for the 100th time with

[Wallie Wildo]

motor oil for lubrication then :D

[sephiroth4eva]

slamed there little pp's in

[Wallie Wildo]

the mouths of the kids

[sephiroth4eva]

(hoping u were going to say that)...... so they bit down as

[Wallie Wildo]

hard as they could and

[sephiroth4eva]

the pp's feel off into