I'm now back!

[Miles]

You missed me.

I know you did. You know you did.

As long as we're all clear.

WELCOME ME! I AM YOUR QUEEN!

[Snips]

I dunno about "Queen" but I did indeed miss you. Welcome back!

Sorry I can't comment on your picture thread yet though, phone + links = fail.

[Applejack]

While you were gone I took control of 80% of the EF Market. You now owe me 1,000,000,000,000 in taxes. You have two days. No, make it three since you only just returned.

[Nickelback]

No! I refuse to accept your sudden ascension to the throne. You murdered your father in a greedy bid for power!

[Rainbow Dash]

Welcome to EF!

Normally, you'd receive a lifejacket, but sadly, the person in charge of that duty perished on a haunted island not long ago...

[Kaffee]

thank god.

[Dark Luther]

Glad to see you back miss...

[Miles]

I am queen ;.;

[Lancet Jades]

I am queen ;.;
You're no queen...yet.

Although you're the heir to EF's throne, you're NOTHING so long as I live! NOTHING!

[Miles]

Then if I kill you...I become...Something?

[Lancet Jades]

Then if I kill you...I become...Something?
Should you kill me, directly or indirectly, you forefit inheritance of EF.

[Applejack]

What if someone else kills you, someone not at all associated with Holly?

[Lancet Jades]

What if someone else kills you, someone not at all associated with Holly?
As a provision of my will, to inherit EF, Holly must personally execute whoever killed ME. With a machinegun. In front of no less than 50,000 spectators, all of who may, should they so choose, inspect the body and desecreate it should they desire, to prove they are dead.

[Miles]

That's just confusing ;.;

So if I hire someone to kill you...I still don't get EF unless I kill THEM with a machine gun...In front of a number of people that I can't count to?..

[Lancet Jades]

That's just confusing ;.;

So if I hire someone to kill you...I still don't get EF unless I kill THEM with a machine gun...In front of a number of people that I can't count to?..
If you hire someone to kill me, you're out of the inheritance entirely.

If someone like Droog kills me on his own, because he wants to see you Queen of EF, YOU will have to execute him in the previously-described manner, or else you also forfeit your inheritance.

[Rainbow Dash]

OH for fucks sake.

*kills Lades and Holly*

[Nickelback]

OH for fucks sake.

*kills Lades and Holly*
Ludicrous gibs.

[Dark Marmosett]

Get outta here. Not wanted / etc stuff.

Welcome back, hopefully it was a fun enough time :D it seemed like you were gone less then the specified time holly.