An EF Election?

[Altima]

In honor of the Presidental Election, I think that EF should hold its own election for something. I am not sure what it should be for, but i'm sure if we think a little bit that we could get some ideas flowing in here.

What do you all think?

[Applejack]

We tried that. Too much bias towards a blue haired ninny.

[Lancet Jades]

As God-King of EF and master of all I survey, I hereby suspend, cancel, or prohibit any election that will in any way allow the possibility of someone encroaching on my otherwise-unlimited and unchecked executive, legislative, and judicial powers on EF.

[Altima]

As God-King of EF and master of all I survey, I hereby suspend, cancel, or prohibit any election that will in any way allow the possibility of someone encroaching on my otherwise-unlimited and unchecked executive, legislative, and judicial powers on EF.

Hey wait a minute, I thought that EF was a democracy? You can't just control all 3 branches of EF can you? There has got to be a law against it! I know I can find it, let me find my EF Handbook.

*Gets his EF Handbook*

Artcle 3-256 paragraph 4 EF can hold an election as long as they get a 98% vote among its active members to do so. Ha see I knew it was in there somewhere!

[Lancet Jades]

Hey wait a minute, I thought that EF was a democracy? You can't just control all 3 branches of EF can you? There has got to be a law against it! I know I can find it, let me find my EF Handbook.

*Gets his EF Handbook*

Artcle 3-256 paragraph 4 EF can hold an election as long as they get a 98% vote among its active members to do so. Ha see I knew it was in there somewhere!
And guess who defines what an "active member" is? Me. Simply gotta define active as a segment of time too short to be conducive to an election.

That is, assuming that's all true. Fact is, it's BS. EF isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship, and I'm Kim Jong-il.

[Elisa Maza]

We tried that. Too much bias towards a blue haired ninny.

Bias nothing. People just saw him for what he was; a superior leader and canidate. You're just biased against Ike. Or towards Samus. Or both

[Applejack]

I had to be bias towards Samus. I was her campaign manager. And no one even listened to my side because they were all bias towards Ike.

[Elisa Maza]

It's not that they didn't listen, it's that they saw Ike as the superior canidate, like I said. He was clearly the one who should have one. Samus had no chance against in.

If you want Samus to win, you shoulda put them in a colliseum or something and had them fight to the death, instead of run for office

[Applejack]

They didn't see him as the superior candidate. No one cared about the election aspect of it except for you, Holly, and myself. And even if the stipulation was a fight to the death they would still be bias towards Ike. Because they all like swords and capes or something.

[Lancet Jades]

Samus is the obvious choice. Really.

[Elisa Maza]

Samus is the obvious choice. Really.

In terms of charismatic leadership? I think not. There's more to being a leader than blowing up your enemies.

A good leader is someone who can get the job done when it comes to military matters and diplomatic matters. Someone who has the charisma to win over his allies and keep morale at an all-time high, but can also win over his enemies and turn then into allies, as well.

Someone who can forge positive relations with foreign nations and who has the ability to keep the peace.

Even if Samus were to have these qualifications, Ike has shown to be more qualified in all these areas

[Lancet Jades]

Samus is capable of all that. Keeping the peace? Really? I'd think her dealings with the Federation have given her all the diplomacy necessary, and what better gauge of when to use force (and how much is needed) then all of her combat experience? She's seen all too well what unchecked power can yield, as well as what is needed to suppress those who need to be countered.

[Miles]

We tried that. Too much bias towards a blue haired ninny.

Yeah. It was annoying and a bother so we stopped.

Seriously. Lades. Let anyone else do it and I'll kill you.

[Lancet Jades]

I just realized this was in Suggestions, and here we are treating it like Spammyland o.o

*blames the Holly*

[Elisa Maza]

Samus is capable of all that. Keeping the peace? Really? I'd think her dealings with the Federation have given her all the diplomacy necessary, and what better gauge of when to use force (and how much is needed) then all of her combat experience? She's seen all too well what unchecked power can yield, as well as what is needed to suppress those who need to be countered.

"Even if Samus were to have these qualifications, Ike has shown to be more qualified in all these areas"

Like I said earlier^ It's downright fact. Of course, I also don't feel like posting a bunch of examples since it doesn't matter who likes what or whatever in the long run, as there's no election going on. Play both his games or something, I guess.

Or you could just play something with me >.> Im bored.

-Insert shameless "play with me" plug here- Someone play with meee

[Kaffee]

I wouldn't want the job anyway.

[The Deity]

But then that'd mean I'd have to quit my corrupt ways out of fear I'd be kicked from office.

[Kaffee]

nah, I'd keep you on as my number one hentchmen.

[Chicken Little]

And no one even listened to my side because they were all bias towards Ike.

Or didn't give a shit because you guys were acting like dumbasses, either or.

Also, election idea is full of fail, Aussie ticket won it months ago unopposed you stupid yanks just didn't notice it happen because you were too busy screwing everything up. Quit being a fool you idiots!

[Dark Marmosett]

As God-King of EF and master of all I survey, I hereby suspend, cancel, or prohibit any election that will in any way allow the possibility of someone encroaching on my otherwise-unlimited and unchecked executive, legislative, and judicial powers on EF.
I so saw this coming.

[Travisblaze]

No one gave a shit about the indepedent party I was running, Master Chief, was the obvious choice over Samus and Ike.