Because I Got High -Afroman

[Laggy]

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)
I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna pay my car A note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)
Well my name is afroman and im from east palm dale
(east palm dale)
And all the damn weed i be smokin is bomb as hell
I dont belive in Hitler that what i say
(oh my goodness)
So all of u skins
(skins?)
Please give me more head
(bugaaaaaak)
a-e-i-o-u (a e i o u)and some times w
FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD (BIOTCH)

[Lancet Jades]

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I remember brandon was listening to this when i was at his house, and then he put it on high speed. So funny...*twitches*

[Laggy]

LOL when this song came out the fiorst time i heard it i was high, i was like HELL YEAH!

[Kiros]

lol....i have this song on a CD...dont really like the song much anymore...its gets old after the 100th time listening to it heh

[Laggy]

no, this is a song that got old fast... but the first few times hearing it, it did kick much ass

[Kiros]

oh yes i know...it was really funny at first....but then it gets old...heh

[Lancet Jades]

Yeah, but so does everything =/

[Laggy]

not as fast...

and thats not 100% true... theres long i listen to all the time and have for years that havnt gotten old, its up to who you are, i guess.

[Kiros]

yes...but i still think becuase i got high really gets old heheh

[Zelphiel]

I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it.