Mean Lady's Last Resort in Life

[Mean Lady]

If everything in my life fails, I'll:

-Move to Greece
-Become a hermit philosopher
-Change my name from "Jillian" to "Jilliacrates"

Seriously.

[Miles]

Wow o.o Greece is a good move. Really. I dunno why...Seems like the place to go if everything else doesn't work out.
Nice place to start fresh.

And I'd go for Jillian. It's a really pretty name. I've never met anyone called Jillian...Met a few "Jill"'s but they were Gill's...So that doesn't count and that was their full name...

But whoa...What brought this on?

I never really thought about what I'd do if everything in my life fails...I never really thought anything would really...Fail...

[Rainbow Dash]

Well, better than my last resort.

...

You don't want to know.

[horrible]

I think option #2 is best (if you're like me and hate being within a mile of anyone).

But as an extra option, why not do like bush and simply ignore failure (kidding...no one should imitate bush).

p.s. in more cases you learn more from a loss than a win, think about what went wrong and learn from it, if you can do that you'll never be a failure

[Dark Luther]

I have quite a few of them...
Don't call them last resorts though..., more like alternatives...

Matador in Spain...
Sword instructor in Dubrovnik...
Theater fight coordinator in London...
Ninjutsu instructor in Peru...

...Checked out the schools in the first three, should work out if I get deported or have to leave the country...

[Applejack]

If you become a matador I will fly to Spain to see you matador it up.

[Chicken Little]

I can dress up as a bull, need someone for the ass end of it! Applications welcome!

I have no last resort, probably life in jail actually since they seem to be furnished pretty damn well over here.

[Travisblaze]

Heres my last resort
-Do 20 years in the Marine Corps

[Dark Luther]

I can dress up as a bull, need someone for the ass end of it! Applications welcome!

I have no last resort, probably life in jail actually since they seem to be furnished pretty damn well over here.

Plus all the anal rape you could need...

[horrible]

Heres my last resort
-Do 20 years in the Marine Corps

Why marines? If I had to choose a military type last resort I'd go for snipers...the most powerful one-man force on earth in my opinion

[Applejack]

Why marines? If I had to choose a military type last resort I'd go for snipers...the most powerful one-man force on earth in my opinion

I didn't know we had a sixth branch of military.

[horrible]

I didn't know we had a sixth branch of military.

*sigh* I probably should have worded that better. By sniper I meant either army sniper or a SWAT sniper, preferably SWAT. I don't like being that involved a situation, since I always end up getting trigger happy when confronted head on. Add to that I don't particularly enjoy being as active as marines have to be.

So from my perspective a sniper is the perfect job (SWAT) though its not a job I particularly want unless my options of having an easy going job go sideways.

[Travisblaze]

*sigh* I probably should have worded that better. By sniper I meant either army sniper or a SWAT sniper, preferably SWAT. I don't like being that involved a situation, since I always end up getting trigger happy when confronted head on. Add to that I don't particularly enjoy being as active as marines have to be.

So from my perspective a sniper is the perfect job (SWAT) though its not a job I particularly want unless my options of having an easy going job go sideways.

If I wanted to be a sniper, I would just lateral move into the scout sniper program but it takes a lot of discipline and hard work and the training is a lot harder than SWAT or the Armys sniper program to be a Marine Scout Sniper.

[horrible]

If I wanted to be a sniper, I would just lateral move into the scout sniper program but it takes a lot of discipline and hard work and the training is a lot harder than SWAT or the Armys sniper program to be a Marine Scout Sniper.

Like I said, marines are too active. Do not want >_<

[Rainbow Dash]

Like I said, marines are too active. Do not want >_<
Indeed, if I had to be a sniper, I'd want to do it from a hammock or a couch myself.