The "Five Word Story" game

[Lancet Jades]

Here's how it works:

Each person adds 5 words to the story, but ONLY 5 words. Take the story in whatever direction you want to (but keep it within the rules of the forum...). Contractions (don't, can't etc) count as 1 word.


Every day the busy city

[Laggy]

Today at Evermore Forums we

[Dionne]

looked at Laggy's hotness while

[Stormtrooper]

i ate some chicken fries

[Dionne]

and did the funny dance

[Laggy]

Lades picked his nois and

[Wallie Wildo]

touched laggy in the pants!!!!!!!! :D

[Dark Marmosett]

All well was going now

[Gamerlen]

Until the bannanna of doom

[Dark Marmosett]

came to take over evermore.


and banana only has 2 n's. >.>;;;;;

[Ashe]

Then Sephiroth came to do (quite alot of views for so little response...)

[Dark Marmosett]

some unfinished buisness with cawky

[Ashe]

so he took out his

[Dark Marmosett]

magical banana and bitch slapped

[Ashe]

random people with it to

[Dark Marmosett]

and then angry mobs came

[Travisblaze]

and beat down the Godfather

[[PhiberOpticks]]

who was eating tiramasu, when...

[king kuppy]

His nail filer broke, except

[Travisblaze]

Kuppy bought a new filer

[Pinkie Pie]

which The Godfather stole, so...

[Travisblaze]

Hotaru karated kicked the godfather

[Pinkie Pie]

o.o;

umm....


He went ouchies and then...

[Qween B]

he cried to your mamma!



>.>

[Gamerlen]

who summoned the spirit of

[Dark Marmosett]

micheal jackson who tried to

[[PhiberOpticks]]

molest the godfather and then

[Ashe]

took over the mob's mission

[[PhiberOpticks]]

to steal the Constitution so

[Ashe]

they went to go hire

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Jesus Christ who was a

[Ashe]

beast beyond imagine, he killed

[Dark Marmosett]

the devil and micheal jackson

[Night]

but they discovered that MJ

[Snips]

prefered intelectual books on random


omfg I love these....

[Night]

Ways to do Saph's Mother

[Ashe]

He henceforth began to experiment

[Night]

With S&M under Dr. Phil's guidance

[Snips]

Until Dr. Phil got fired.

[Night]

And then cast Fired2 on

[Snips]

Outer Limits's sexy, sleezy mother

[Dionne]

While everyone was hassled by

[Ashe]

people that have no idea

[Darc]

that their ears are about

[Snips]

much as they should be.

[Night]

ever since that time when

[king kuppy]

Mal had the old name

[Snips]

That old "Malicious Halfrican" name

[king kuppy]

. While eating onion rings, Mal

[[PhiberOpticks]]

and raped a fuzzy chimp

[Night]

Who was actually M.C.'s mother

[king kuppy]

To his surprise was very

[Night]

not a chimp and hot

[cid]

like michael jackson and a

[Snips]

really weird mental poblem which

[cid]

made him lick the whinny

[Gaghiel]

of everyone's favorite EF Mod

[Snips]

which sounds really really wrong

[cid]

FLY that fucking asshole bitch.

[Dark Marmosett]

He once bit the head

[Snips]

of an AIDS plagued monkey

[Dark Marmosett]

which gave him aids. Sadly

[Snips]

OH MY GOD, PLOT TWIST!

[Night]

The next day the Aids-monkey

[Snips]

Slapped Lades with his banana

[Dark Marmosett]

that he had shoved up

[Dark Marmosett]

and looked like soras face.

[Snips]

A super-jumbo sized popsicle

[Snips]

One person's mouth after another

[Snips]

they secretly liked the taste

[Altima]

of a tasty klondike bar....

[Dark Marmosett]

that was shoved down someones

[jethro]

throat and then called a

[Dark Marmosett]

plumber to get whatever out.

[jethro]

The plumber was a pony

[Dark Marmosett]

who was a pretty pink

[Dark Luther]

He was festooned with crabs....

[Snips]

and broke the kitchen sink!

[Dark Marmosett]

Which then sucked for everyone,

[Snips]

As the sink needed fixing

[Dark Luther]

and the story reached new...

[Dark Marmosett]

monumental suckage cause this story,

[horrible]

needs to be revived because

[Snips]

Lades has severe stomach pains

[Irving1992]

which causes extremely explosive diarrhea...

[horrible]

which are slowly driving him

[Snips]

Batshit crazy, pardon the pun

[horrible]

poor lades hasn't seen daylight

[Snips]

In twenty-seven nights now

[horrible]

so he is now planning

[Snips]

to take over the world

[horrible]

with poison gas and various

[RazorandBlade]

baked goods and dairy products

[horrible]

in a cow costume with

[RazorandBlade]

every intention of killing off

[Dark Marmosett]

innocent hollys and bloos, But...

[jethro]

one man came along that

[horrible]

wanted to help and together

[Snips]

they baked cookies with grandma!

[horrible]

now armed with fresh cookies

[Dark Marmosett]

they checked the fridge for...

[Snips]

lots and lots of milk

[horrible]

but they soon find that

[Dark Marmosett]

there is no more milk...

[Irving1992]

So they grabbed a shotgun

[horrible]

and went to the nearest

[Snips]

laundromat for some free cleaning

[horrible]

and tasty laundry detergent icing

[Snips]

but their shotgun got wet

[horrible]

thus their tasty evil scheme

[Snips]

diverted to more tasteless evil

[Dark Marmosett]

, reverting to stealing candy from

[Snips]

elderly who couldn't chew other

[Dark Marmosett]

than salt water taffy with