View Full Version : How many five year olds?
AZ-Tech
12-25-2007, 04:43 PM
Just happened to find. Never saw it before, seems kind of funny.
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyo utakeinafight.com/
17 myself.
Bloozilla
12-25-2007, 05:04 PM
15 five year olds. D;
Dark Marmosett
12-25-2007, 05:11 PM
BRING EM ON! I'M GONNA TAKE DOWN 29 OF THE LITTLE FUCKERS D:<
Applejack
12-25-2007, 05:17 PM
32 LITTLE SHITS WILL FALL BY MY HANDS.
horrible
12-25-2007, 06:12 PM
23 shall die >_>
Nickelback
12-25-2007, 08:10 PM
25 will fall.
Tirk Renard
12-26-2007, 01:36 AM
31 are vanquished
Rainbow Dash
12-26-2007, 02:08 AM
23 here. That 24th one must pack quite a punch.
Jack The Ripper
12-26-2007, 02:49 AM
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight. I'm so cool.
24 lil bastards too hell from my hands... id feel like im doing the world justice... and helping world population, cant lose
Chicken Little
12-26-2007, 03:19 AM
24
really though, they're 5 year olds, unless they have uber ninja training anyone could bitchslap as many of them as needed.
Nickelback
12-26-2007, 03:38 AM
24
really though, they're 5 year olds, unless they have uber ninja training anyone could bitchslap as many of them as needed.
From all angles? Showing no mercy or fear? Have countless zombie games and movies taught you nothing?
Chicken Little
12-26-2007, 04:13 AM
From all angles? Showing no mercy or fear? Have countless zombie games and movies taught you nothing?
can you not leap a 5 year old who would have no concept of tactics and boot him in the back of the head so that he runs into 5 of the others and give yourself a better tactical advantage?
The thing with zombie games is that zombies have no momentum which can be used against them and you always have a damn weapon, there's no ninja shit or anything, oh and no groin protector, making every man fearless in the face of adversity. Although, since I have worn one before and gotten hit there with hard leather it still freakin stings.
The area is enclosed, which means walls, which means damage points.
The children are merciless, I don't care if you're old and need a damn walking frame, if you're inching your way over to me with the intent to do harm I'm going to grab that frame and wrap it around your goddamn neck and cackle.
These kids, assuming that they can throw a proper punch would degrade into a bitchfight (vertical swipes instead of horizontal emant for rapid movements instead of forceful movements) which would mean that one punch to their jaw would be enough to plonk them on their asses so that they cry and then you boot them in the face and move on. Has Streetfighter taught you nothing! :P
Again, momentum. If a 5 year old gets pissed he's going to run at you wildly, if he does that and you have guys around you, absorb the hit to make contact, maintain a firm grasp and launch that fucker into orbit. You can be the weakest person alive yet if they have momentum all you need to do is give them a nudge and they'll be easily dispatched.
There are no weapons or foreign objects, so you're pitting a group of 5 year olds against 20+ year olds and expecting weight of numbers to prevail? Would you expect the same with toddlers slowly crawling their way over?
That being said, they're 5 year olds, taunt them into making mistakes and getting pissed off as opposed to merciless so that they blunder, get in their "comrades" way and divide and conquer.
Granted, I wouldn't last as long as most people since my arthritis would kick in with each physical hit and eventually it'd would get damn painful just from that on top of what I was actually doing. But people with some maner of tactics would easily be able to last until they got tired, and then simply all you would need to do is make a wall of corpses. Terror tactics man, they may be merciless but they're gonna think twice if they can only strangle you through 3 peoples colons.
Altima
12-26-2007, 08:42 AM
I got only 23. I know that I could take a hell of a lot more than that. I shoul have cheated on the quiz or something.
Pinkie Pie
12-26-2007, 11:00 AM
14.
I think the Moral Compass section caused my number to plummet.
The Deity
12-26-2007, 02:24 PM
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.
Thats what I'm talking about. I didn't let morality get to me, I figure there's a reason I'm facing those rotten scumbags.
My favorite answer I gave...
To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten
Rainbow Dash
12-26-2007, 02:32 PM
Hahaa... yeah, I picked all the ruthless answers myself. Not like I havent done it before.
Zelphiel
12-26-2007, 05:12 PM
34 of them are dead now.
14.
I think the Moral Compass section caused my number to plummet.
just imagine the prize for winning is SNK regaining control over KoF or something. :P
Irving1992
12-26-2007, 07:45 PM
I'd get 28 of them little buggas.
Bellatrix
01-04-2008, 08:26 PM
I can do only 25 lil kids. >.>
Miles
01-04-2008, 09:15 PM
I could take on 8.
How come I feel...Pathetic...Compared to the rest of you? ._.
Spud Webb
01-05-2008, 12:29 AM
15. Wow. I feel rather pathetic.
Midnight
01-16-2008, 10:48 AM
15 here too...lol Little beggars.
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