What kind of gamer are you?

[Dark Marmosett]

The quiz is easy. You check to all that apply. Which ever category you have the highest amount for is the kind of gamer you are. Thats at least how the instructions I read for it was at least.

NINTENDO:
[] You respect Mario.
[] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:

RETRO:
[] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[] You emulate.
[] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:

RPG GAMER:
[] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score:

[Kurbee]

NINTENDO:
You respect Mario.
[] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: One.

SEGA:
You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
You weep for the Dreamcast.
You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: Three.

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
You love HALO.
You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
You know who Blinx is.
You are proud of your Gamerscore.
You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: Six.

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: Three.

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: Five

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[x] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: Six.

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: Three.

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: Three

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: Zero.

[Nickelback]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 4

SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[x] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[x] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 4

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 2

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 1

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 6

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[x] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 6

RPG GAMER:
[] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[x] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 4

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 5

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[x] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 4

[Dark Marmosett]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[x] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 5

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 0

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 2

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 1

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 5

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[x] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 4

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 3

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 1

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 0

Heh. still a nintendo old schooler apparently.

[Miles]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:3

SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:1

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:0

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:0

RETRO:
[] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:4

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:1

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[x] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:6

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:2

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score:4

[Setzophone]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:5

SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[x] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:4

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[x] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:3

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:1

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:7

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[x] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:4

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:3

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:4

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score:4

[Bloozilla]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 4

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 1

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 0

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 2

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 6

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 2

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 4

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 0

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 2

[Irving1992]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[x] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:4

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:0

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[x] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[x] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:7

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[x] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:1

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:6

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[x] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:5

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:6

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[x] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:3

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score:0

[Zelphiel]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:5

SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[x] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:4

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:0

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:2

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:6

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:4

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:6

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks. *only on games where it does something... ex: VS series*
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[x] You know kung fu. *the game or the martial art???*
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:7

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score:2

[king kuppy]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[x] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[x] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.

[Twilight Sparkle]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:4

SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic.
[x] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[x] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[x] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:6

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:2

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score:1

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:6

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:2

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[x] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:5

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[x] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:5

IMPORT GAMER
[x] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[x] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
score:6

[Tinkleheimer]

NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[X] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[X] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 5

SEGA:
[X] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[X] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 2

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[X] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[X] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 2

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[X] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[X] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 2

RETRO:
[X] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[XXX] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[X] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[X] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[X] You emulate.
[X] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 8

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[X] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[X] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 2

RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[X] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[X] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[X] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 4

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[X] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 2

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 0

[Snips]

NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[X] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[X] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 5

SEGA:
[X] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[X] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 2

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[X] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[X] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[X] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 4

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[X] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 1

RETRO:
[X] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[X] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[X] You emulate.
[X] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 4

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[X] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[X] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[X] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[X] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 5

RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[X] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[X] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[X] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[X] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[X] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 7

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[X] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[X] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[X] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 5

IMPORT GAMER
[X] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[X] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[X] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[X] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 4

... looks like I'm an RPG Gamer! I knew it already anyways :P

[Altima]

Here I go.

NINTENDO:
[] You respect Mario.
You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score:1

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score:0

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
You love HALO. (Halo 1 yeah)
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.(huh?)
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.(It is rather low)
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.(I use my memory)
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score:2

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
You have a PS3.
You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.(Hate handhelds.)
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out. (Actually my dad did basically)
You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War. (Not done playing Gears of War but Resistance was great but still won't give an answer as im not sure.)
Score:4

RETRO:
You know what an Atari console looks like.
You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[] You emulate.
You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score:3

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007. (Multiplayer was best for Goldeneye tho.)
You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score:3

RPG GAMER:
You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
You cried at least once during any RPG game. (I was sad at least, maybe not cried.)
You named at least one videogame character after yourself. (I usually name my lead character Altima or Kaoru)
You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score:6

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
You know at least one Fatality.
You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:2

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score:1

I suppose that I love Rpgs the best as I say and that im a bit of a Sony fanboy.

[Chicken Little]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 5

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[x] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 2

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 1

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[x] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[x] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 3

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 7

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[x] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.*
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 5
*CS Fucking sucks, damn CS kiddies and their choke point camping.

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[x] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.*
[] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 5
* Captain planet, he's muh hero, gonna make some African guy befriend a monkey to spread hippy love to everybody. And if you don't like it KARIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[x] You know kung fu. *
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score: 6
* Fuck you Matrix, I knew it without downloading since muh mate is ze black belt! Also, mimicking moves while wasted = bad slippy crunchy owwie!

IMPORT GAMER
[x] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do.
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 5

So I am well rounded with a complete disdain for Microshit and the shittiest shit that their shit shitters could ever shit if they had some sort of programmed shitting machine!

[Kaffee]

NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[] You love cartridges over CDs.
[] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score: 2

SEGA:
[] You respect Sonic.
[] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score: 0

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[x] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score: 3

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 2

RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[] You love point-and-click games.
[] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score: 4

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score: 2

RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score: 6

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[] You do a Hadoken.
[] You know at least one Fatality.
[] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score:

IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[] Customs can go to hell.
[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[] You praise emulator hackers.
Score: 0