Which mythological god would you be?

[Dark Luther]

Not a test or anything, I find them rather trivial...

I find it more interesting to see what EF members consider themselves...

[Zelphiel]

I'm not sure what I consider myself to be... personality wise it'd be hard to match up since gods and men don't really act too much alike... (well... sometimes they do).

I guess I'd go with Zeus. I think he probly had the most fun.

[Dark Luther]

Yeah, it would be almost which god's spectrum would also encompass yourself more...

[Applejack]

Heimdall

[Nickelback]

Týr.

But I think my personality matches Loki more. Or maybe somewhere between the two.

[horrible]

I can't say that I match any one of their mythical personalities, if I had to guess I would probably be a combination of Aries, Loki with a little bit of Hades

[Elisa Maza]

Personality-wise, I don't know. I'd probably just be a lowly nymph or something.

However, my favorite god is Hephaestus. I could care less about the fact that he was the "god of fire" as fire is my least favorite element. However, he was also the god of the forge, and could forge and create literally anything he or anyone else desired.

If you wanted "a dagger that gave you the ability to breath underwater" or something, he could forge it. If you wanted "undergarments that instantly turn anyone you touch into dust" he could make those, as well. There was really no limit to what he could create and what powers he could bestow upon those items.

He was crippled and supposedly very unattractive, but was also supposedly kindhearted, so he rarely ever created weapons that would cause harm to his fellow gods. That doesn't mean he couldn't if he wanted to, though. Anyway, yeah, if I could be a god, it'd definately be Hephaestus

[Dave]

I'd like to be a god that isn't as gay sounding as any of the ones mentioned above.

[Applejack]

I'd like to be a god that isn't as gay sounding as any of the ones mentioned above.


Good luck.

[Night]

Dionysus.

The god who thought it was funny to make a man starve to death and choke on gold.

[Setzophone]

Probably Loki.

[Kaffee]

fucktard Lathan took my first choice, so I'll say Odin.

[Dark Luther]

I very much go nearer towards Artemis and Nephthys...
They represent two basic contrasts for me from civilized life to something more personal and instinctive...

But perhaps I'd be more like Athena..., at least to some people...

[Altima]

Dionysis as he is a party animal, Athena for the great wisdom, or Zeus because he was a straight out pimp.

Aries isn't bad because he is the gosd of war however he was a freakin coward.

Poseidan could be fun to be as water is a powerful force and I could wreck a lot of ships.

Hades would also be nice however you get no sun light and live with a bunch of crazies although you do get to sit with Persephone 7 months out of the year.

Hell even Apollo would be kool as I could drought people I disliked.

So many to choose from and I don't even remember then all. I'm not sure who I am most like tho.

[Applejack]

Zeus because he was a straight out pimp.




Zeus is an asshole. He's like God. Except more of an asshole.

[Elisa Maza]

Nobody else likes Hephaestus, huh? Making stab-proof underpants or something doesn't tickle anyones fancy, I guess

[Dark Luther]

I believe you people missed the point of the thread...

It's not who you'd like to be, but who would you most be like - who would encompass you...
and without stating pretty much the entire Greek pantheon like Kaoru did...


And there's a norse equivelant to Hephaestus isn't there Kimiko...?

[Dave]

Zeus because he was a straight out pimp.

Please never speak again.

[Elisa Maza]

I believe you people missed the point of the thread...

It's not who you'd like to be, but who would you most be like - who would encompass you...
and without stating pretty much the entire Greek pantheon like Kaoru did...


And there's a norse equivelant to Hephaestus isn't there Kimiko...?


Well, I responded to the "who I'm most like" in the first post. There isn't a god I'm most like.

And yes, I think Vulcanus or something like that is the Norse god of Fire and Forge. But then again, there's pretty much a Norse version of every Greek god. Or visa versa. Whichever. (Vulcanus doesn't sound right, but it's the only one I could think of at the moment)

[Dark Luther]

Please never speak again.

Cause your posts are a steady stream of maturity and wisdom...


Anyway, I'd have to ask my friend - he knows his name...
But the way he described him to me - pretty much will forge something that can do anything...

[Sassafrass Raistimass]

I find the idea that anyone on this forum has anything in common with Loki to be pretty funny.

I'd probably be some backwater harvest god or something like that. Nothing specific immediately springs to mind.

And yes, I think Vulcanus or something like that is the Norse god of Fire and Forge.Vulcan is the Roman Hephaestus.

[Elisa Maza]

I find the idea that anyone on this forum has anything in common with Loki to be pretty funny.

I'd probably be some backwater harvest god or something like that. Nothing specific immediately springs to mind.

Vulcan is the Roman Hephaestus.

Which is why I said I didn't think it sounded correct. I knew Vulcan was the Hephaestus of some mythology or another.

[Dave]

Cause your posts are a steady stream of maturity and wisdom...

I'm sorry that I don't like discussing gods all the time. Posting on a message board called "Evermore Forums" every day is nerdy enough for me.

Just because our interests and tastes differ doesn't mean I'm immature or ignorant.

[Lancet Jades]

I'm sorry that I don't like discussing gods all the time. Posting on a message board called "Evermore Forums" every day is nerdy enough for me.

Just because our interests and tastes differ doesn't mean I'm immature or ignorant.
If you don't like discussing gods and such, then may I ask why you even visit this forum? Or why you bothered to post in this thread, not once, not twice, but three times now?

And no, it isn't your interests and tastes, it's how you conduct yourself.

[Nickelback]

I find the idea that anyone on this forum has anything in common with Loki to be pretty funny.

And none of the other 'gods'? How so?

[Dave]

If you don't like discussing gods and such, then may I ask why you even visit this forum? Or why you bothered to post in this thread, not once, not twice, but three times now?

And no, it isn't your interests and tastes, it's how you conduct yourself.

Not now, dude. Just not fucking now. I swear to God I've now fought everyone on this forum (Including Chance), and I've reached my God damn limit.

Please, for the sake of humanity, shut the fuck up or fall off a cliff or something. All of you.

[Lancet Jades]

Not now, dude. Just not fucking now. I swear to God I've now fought everyone on this forum (Including Chance), and I've reached my God damn limit.

Please, for the sake of humanity, shut the fuck up or fall off a cliff or something. All of you.
Then why not just leave, Dave? Surely having nowhere to go wouldn't be as horrible as continually clashing with people on this site, making both you AND everyone else miserable.

[Dave]

Then why not just leave, Dave? Surely having nowhere to go wouldn't be as horrible as continually clashing with people on this site, making both you AND everyone else miserable.

It's typically fun.

[Whoop That Trick]

Not now, dude. Just not fucking now. I swear to God I've now fought everyone on this forum (Including Chance), and I've reached my God damn limit.

Please, for the sake of humanity, shut the fuck up or fall off a cliff or something. All of you.

Touche.

Seriously though, you guys need to lay off Dave. Calling him immature when you guys discuss Gods and RPG's and Anime is a pretty large oxymoron man. Like its disgusting that everyone else can get away with telling someone off but the minute he and I open our mouths its off to the concentration camps with us.

Fuck Greek Gods. Fuck Anime. Fuck RPG.

And if you say, "Why do you post here?" 'Cause I only post in topics that I relate to which are few and far between.

Just be easy guys.

[Lancet Jades]

There's a difference between discussing stuff people enjoy (anime, RPGs, discussions like this), and being immature.

That said, the reason you two seem to always be "under fire" is because you do such a spectacular job of pissing people off with even the simplest of posts and of making asses of yourselves. Seriously, I'd say you'd be doing both EF and yourselves a favor if you left and went somewhere else, or made your own forum or something. Besides, if you keep acting like you two are right now, you won't be here much longer anyways.

Do everyone a favor and leave, before you drag EF down anymore than you already have.

[Dave]

I'm like your anchor, ho.

[Applejack]

Touche.

Seriously though, you guys need to lay off Dave. Calling him immature when you guys discuss Gods and RPG's and Anime is a pretty large oxymoron man.




I cannot facepalm hard enough at this statement.

[Miles]

That...Doesn't even make sense...*Blinks*

Anyways...I'm not much for the god stuffs...I don't really know much. I used to...Back in year 5...When I was obsessed with it. But it's been years, I've forgotten everything I know.

So who do you guys think I'm most like?

[Altima]

So who do you guys think I'm most like?

I'd say a nymph that has a huge crush on a god or other being. Maybe the nymph that had a crush on that one guy named Narcisis or something that was always looking at himself in the water or loved a nymph or something. I know his name is way wrong but I can't remember it exactly.

Perhaps you would be a human girl that a god fell in love with or a cupid.

I would say that I am most like...Athena at times as I can have great wisdom when I decide to actually show it.

Please never speak again.

Why shouldn't I? At least I try and add conversation to the topic instead of always posting 1 line posts that have nothing to do with the topic at all and are completely meaningless.

It's typically fun.

You're typically a complete ass.

[Whoop That Trick]

Lancet...

drag it down? Dude you're a fucking fat ass geek who sits on a fucking computer all day hitting on ugly fucking chicks who discuss anime. Like you fucking have no life. Your life is a fucking homo forum. Like I seriously can't believe you said "drag it down". ITS A FORUM YOU DUMB FUCK! ITS NOT REAL LIFE! ITS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES! THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME! ITS A WEBSITE! GET A FUCKING LIFE, ALL OF YOU, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. I'm out man. Fuck this place and fuck you Lancet. You seriously deleted Daves Gates thread because he straight fucking told all of you off.

Bunch of fucking sensitive pussies in this place.

And you know what, don't even ban me 'cause you ain't seeing this ass back here. Fucking anime faggots.

And Droog, please, face palm your fucking nose through your god damn skull.

Princess... jsut because nobody will put it in you doesn't mean you have to be a bitch.

Mal... you actually turned out not bad.

Irv, you're still my boy.

Jack, you too.

All you other mother fuckers... bah just go do a cult suicide.

[Sassafrass Raistimass]

And none of the other 'gods'? How so?Because he's a sociopath, a god of chaos like no other. To have anything in common with him you'd pretty much need to lack any physical or moral connection to reality.

I'm not saying it's "wrong," mind, since obviously it's all a matter of perception; I'm just saying I find the thought hilarious.

You're typically a complete ass.Just because he's banned doesn't mean you of all people should start flaming him.

ITS A FORUM YOU DUMB FUCK! ITS NOT REAL LIFE!I'm sorry, I suppose I just didn't realize that you're only a figment of my imagination. Everything makes so much more sense now.

[Nickelback]

Lancet...

drag it down? Dude you're a fucking fat ass geek who sits on a fucking computer all day hitting on ugly fucking chicks who discuss anime. Like you fucking have no life. Your life is a fucking homo forum. Like I seriously can't believe you said "drag it down". ITS A FORUM YOU DUMB FUCK! ITS NOT REAL LIFE! ITS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES! THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME! ITS A WEBSITE! GET A FUCKING LIFE, ALL OF YOU, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. I'm out man. Fuck this place and fuck you Lancet. You seriously deleted Daves Gates thread because he straight fucking told all of you off.

Bunch of fucking sensitive pussies in this place.

And you know what, don't even ban me 'cause you ain't seeing this ass back here. Fucking anime faggots.

And Droog, please, face palm your fucking nose through your god damn skull.

Princess... jsut because nobody will put it in you doesn't mean you have to be a bitch.

Mal... you actually turned out not bad.

Irv, you're still my boy.

Jack, you too.

All you other mother fuckers... bah just go do a cult suicide.

You're finished here.

Because he's a sociopath, a god of chaos like no other. To have anything in common with him you'd pretty much need to lack any physical or moral connection to reality.

I'm not saying it's "wrong," mind, since obviously it's all a matter of perception; I'm just saying I find the thought hilarious.

Ah, I see where you're coming from. You have a good point. I wasn't entirely thinking of his whole character at the time, more at the generic 'trickster' part of him. I see what you mean, though. ; P

[Lancet Jades]

Lancet...

drag it down? Dude you're a fucking fat ass geek who sits on a fucking computer all day hitting on ugly fucking chicks who discuss anime. Like you fucking have no life. Your life is a fucking homo forum. Like I seriously can't believe you said "drag it down". ITS A FORUM YOU DUMB FUCK! ITS NOT REAL LIFE! ITS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES! THIS ISN'T YOUR HOME! ITS A WEBSITE! GET A FUCKING LIFE, ALL OF YOU, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. I'm out man. Fuck this place and fuck you Lancet. You seriously deleted Daves Gates thread because he straight fucking told all of you off.

Bunch of fucking sensitive pussies in this place.

And you know what, don't even ban me 'cause you ain't seeing this ass back here. Fucking anime faggots.

And Droog, please, face palm your fucking nose through your god damn skull.

Princess... jsut because nobody will put it in you doesn't mean you have to be a bitch.

Mal... you actually turned out not bad.

Irv, you're still my boy.

Jack, you too.

All you other mother fuckers... bah just go do a cult suicide.
Well, not that you'll be able to see it, but I deleted Dave's Gates thread because whether he would've left, or whether I banned him, either way it no longer served a purpose.

Anyways, I'm with Holly: What god does everyone else think I'd be? o.o

[Dark Marmosett]

Well, not that you'll be able to see it, but I deleted Dave's Gates thread because whether he would've left, or whether I banned him, either way it no longer served a purpose.

Anyways, I'm with Holly: What god does everyone else think I'd be? o.o
I would go with either Zeus...cause you know..he's the god of gods and your the god admin and all....and or loki...cause you know...you change names on us all the time >.>

I would have no idea who I'd be. Same with lades. Any ideas on me? XD I'm not that well adept in mythological god info besides a small amount of them.

[Night]

You're finished here.Way to put the hurt on him, bro.

Suppose I should say something on topic...

As far as I'm concerned, the gods are meant to be ideals, the greek gods, at least, and I'm certainly no ideal, so I can't compare with any of them.

[Miles]

A Nymph? Hmm...

Sure! Maybe you're right, Kaoru! Sounds good to me, anyways!

Although some nice human girl that managed to swipe the attention of a god sounds pretty darn good, too!

Mmm...God-like Noah...Sounds very nice indeed ^-^;;

[Altima]

Just because he's banned doesn't mean you of all people should start flaming him.

He may be gone but he still may come around as a guest to see what people are saying about him for entertainment purposes ans I wanted to have something for him to read as to how I perceived him most of the time.

Sure! Maybe you're right, Kaoru! Sounds good to me, anyways!

I thought that you really wouldn't want the life as a god or to be worshipped or have wars fought for your honor or anything so I thought a nice nymph or sprite would be the best thing for you.

Mmm...God-like Noah...Sounds very nice indeed ^-^;;

Heh, maybe he will be the god or being that attracts your attention or perhaps whose heart you get to try and capture.

Perhaps you could also do a mythological character for Noah or who he would most likely be...

[Leknaat]

I would like to say Athena but I don't really think people would like praying to me for battle tactics. I'm more akin to Hestia since she was the Goddess of the hearth and family and all that. I'm a homebody as much as I hate to admit it.

[Dark Luther]

Damn, what got into their asshole...
Sorry it turned like that guys - jeez, they get on their soap box about people getting all bent out of shape - but the hypocrites couldn't take a few comments about them...
Then go and insult everyone with things that don't even make sense...

Seriosly, what does this thread have to do with anime or whatever...
It was just a casual conversation that's supposed to speak of people's characteristics, and how there were gods for everything....
Whatever...


Meh, whatever - excuse me for bringing it up - I'd actually rather let it die now too...



On that note...
I've thought about some of the things and since it's in some ways fictional - it really falls under perspective...

[falastini]

I would be Zeus. I've always liked it

[Mina]

Aphrodite