Flame me

[Scorpio Of Avernus]

basically i just wanna see what you guys can do so throw your best dis at me.

[The Wang Master]

Dear Mr. Is A. Moron,

I regret to inform you of how wrong you are and how predictable you are. You may think that I can't do poems which only furthers my feeling that you suck. You suck not just as a "poet" but I'm sure also as an individual.

Your poems are one dimensional. Which means anyone can understand it. Your poems are tired and have been done so many times before that it seems child like and insulting to the reader. If there was a mod for this forum this might have a sub forum titled "Crappy poems from Mr. Is A Moron" but unfortunately I don't mod here.

As for you thinking I don't know what good poetry is.......you = dumbass. Did you ever think that you suck at writing poems and that you are too stupid to take valid advice. Perhaps I've grown tired of trying to help you, for I have made many attempts. Frankly it pisses me off when you call my capabilities into question while you, on the other hand, have never read anything I've written.

You also have yet to break down the poem and explain all the thought that went into it to make it sooooo great. If you didn't think much when you wrote it that only goes to prove my point. To say that you are better than me reaches a platue of beligerence that constitutes a sound beating with a shovel. They have a special place for people like you in HELL it's called the "Wading Pool of Burning Pain" it's meant for morons that are so stupid that it causes me physical pain. The amount of time spent in the pool is determined on how much I am hurt by your stupidity.

Damn newbie son's of goat ****ing peligamists.

Sincerely,
The Fairy of Death

P.S.
****ing Die

[Lancet Jades]

*fairy's post from Flames From Avernus merged into this one*

Have fun, boys....bwahahahahahahha

[Scorpio Of Avernus]

haha, that was funny. i'll talk more at the other thread.

:jazz <--sweet

[moethelawn]

*lights a match and sticks it under SoA*

wow.... look at that flame!!!! lol

[Lancet Jades]

*casts Fire 1000000 spell on scorp*

lol, sorry, i'm not in a flaming mood >_>

[The Wang Master]

man eternal, you are so much of a man loving ass monger. But I guess it's a step up from dead clowns and the masturbating to.

[Scorpio Of Avernus]

damnit, now the skin on my ass is peeling. (farts) hehe, look at how big the flame is moe. moe? oh, sorry about that. hehe.

[Link]

****!! What is you're problem?? Is that an accusation? Ho no senior! You ass monger! Jelly beans are growing from my head! ****!! Don't go for my wallet!! Cheese! Cheese Cheese! Damn man, look at that, I'm after ye lucky charms! Weeeeeeeeee! ****!! Comeback here you sorry exscuse for a cracker! Allow me to bash you with my hidden elbow you self sadistic piece of ****!! What the **** I'm talking about? I have no ****in idea! All the hell I know is that there is no way for you to have a comeback with a side of cheese on that toilet! ****!! ****!! Gotta go k toodles hmm by you ****ing asshole. :dizzy

[Lancet Jades]

Wow, someone's on crack >_>

[Zelphiel]

O.o

....Link, is everything ok.

[Saberstar]

You should warn that bitch for bumping this old thread up. :p

[Chaos Theory]

lol the bitch is an admin lol

[Saberstar]

Link's an administrator? o_O

How? That bitch hardly ever post.

[Chaos Theory]

well it makes sense since under his name it says Admin but I am just guessing

[Lancet Jades]

Link's an administrator? o_O

How? That bitch hardly ever post.
Cuz i need him for certain things. Besides, he's been on an extended LOA for a while...

Besides, he's one of the few people i trust to be an admin.

[Zelphiel]

Link's an administrator? o_O

How? That bitch hardly ever post.


he's basically the HTML guy here.

[Link]

Ya! And I'm workin my posts back up! And now, I'm not on crack.....wait...um....wait... ya....

[Laggy]

lol kenny are you for real? you didnt know that?..and iv been buping dead threads forever! and noone cares! so go die kenny! mwahahaha lolol...

[Link]

*appaluads himself for ressurecting the dead*

[Wallie Wildo]

*casts life 2 on this thread* so saber didnt know link was an admin lol funny and link ya might wanna cut back on the crack lol j/k i dont want banned

[The Wang Master]

well if you cast life, does that mean I can flame you? Cause I think I just ****ed your mother,if it was your mother, till she bled profusely. Don't worry, I gave her a towel to clean herself off.

[Wallie Wildo]

wow great insults i surely cant even come close to touching that

[Rick_dowg2099]

damn fairy i was about to post a mom crack lol grr you beat me to it

[Wallie Wildo]

those are like the oldest insults known to man

[The Wang Master]

No no no, I'm just getting it going. That and I'm wondering why there is a woman with a blood belching vagina gooing up my floor. Oh wait, that's just a cherry pie, nevermind. It was soooo warm.

[Wallie Wildo]

well someones eager to lose his virginity no matter what its to

[The Wang Master]

I lost my virginity to a mail box along time ago.

[Wallie Wildo]

ive never tried a mailbox *runs outside to his mailbox*

[The Wang Master]

well make sure it's not freezing when you cum, cause you might get your wang stuck and then you have to wait for that feeling you get when you are going to piss, and then you piss and get yourself free. That happened 3 times, it was worth it though, the mailbox loved me.

But then the toaster found out about it, I tried to console the toaster but it was all, "I'll never take you back". I had to break it off with the mailbox even though the toaster didn't take me back. Since then I've been getting a free screw here and there. Nothing substantial.

[Wallie Wildo]

yeah the one thing you never wann try it with is an outlet i learned the hard way

[Rick_dowg2099]

what?? we can all use a lil spark here and there

[Wallie Wildo]

not that much of one beleave me lol

[Kiros]

lmao @ cacaw...naw j/k

[Laggy]

your all dirty spammers...fairy that wasnt cacaws mom you had the other night it was kiros..and he said he liked it too >_>

[The Wang Master]

No, it was cherry pie. Read please.

[nightsavior]

water melon and vaseline is supposedly the best simulation of penetration...of course that came from this demented deranged pervert i know..whether it is true or not i do not know...perhaps i shall try ha ha!

[Wallie Wildo]

hmm sounds good at least it cant shock me like the outlet

[The Wang Master]

well there is that new thing. It's a fake vagina, it's really good I hear. Just like prom night, lol.

[Wallie Wildo]

ive saw an ad for that before lol it was called the fleshlight and it looked like a flashlight lol

[Lancet Jades]

Lol, well, yeah, its SUPPOSED to look like a flashlight...

=/

[Wallie Wildo]

i know lol

[The Wang Master]

No no no, it is sometimes shaped like the posterior of a pornstar. It's in every way simulating a real female vagina.

A fleshlight is okay, I'd prefer a smaller pocket pussy. But everyday objects with holes in them works. Then there is the other method. I've never tried it but it sounds like it could work.

[Scorpio Of Avernus]

wow has this taken an obsene turn. fun stuff.

[loki777_1]

Um, yes.... i dont know you but for some unexplicable reason i still do not like you. So to get this thread back on subject, what the hell is "white tomato juice" suposed to mean? It's sounds unhealthy, like something you may have encountered while having sex with a goat in the produce isle, or with your mom. I dont really know.

[Link]

*looks around, gasps, and pinches everyones cheeks*

[Wallie Wildo]

*makes everybody drink some white tomato juice*

mmm...:cheese