Name Changes!

[Lancet Jades]

The following people's names have been changed. This is for the security of the State. As such, they are necessary sacrifices. Discussion and criticism on this matter will NOT be allowed. Again, security, good of the State, neo-fascism, etc. You know the drill by now.

Crappy Crumm is now "Rutababa Tuesday"
Mal is now "Malformed Malaysian"
C'mander Crisp is now "Neon Yvl from Year 5061"
Yvl is now "Fap-Stain Neon"
Walnut is now "Dumdum the Dumb-dumb"

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Bloozilla]

*Pouts because she never gets a name change* :(

[Nickelback]

Wow. o_o

[Applejack]

I am thankful that I have been spared.

[Setzophone]

Yvl is now "Fap-Stain Neon"

*twitch*

...

[Snips]

But... security of the State? I don't live in the states....

Frigging Nazi *gets carried away kicking and screaming*

[The Deity]

But... security of the State? I don't live in the states....


State being the State or Nation of Evermore.

[Lancet Jades]

State being the State or Nation of Evermore.
I know a certain noble who'll be getting an extra big apple in his Christmas stocking this year :)

[The Deity]

Excellent. Carry on and continue as usual.

[king kuppy]

Yvl is now "Fap-Stain Neon"


LOL poor guy..

[Dark Luther]

The revolutionary council has decided this is an acceptable move by the government - and states it will continue to abide by the peace treaty...


Heh...Fap-stain Neon......

[Rainbow Dash]

-.- not a good time...

[Nickelback]

-.- not a good time...
Haha, this makes it all worthwhile. :D

[Lancet Jades]

-.- not a good time...
Ok, fine, I'll give it to someone else. Luthy? Raist? Kuppy? Raist? Luthy? Ryw? Luthy?

[Jack The Ripper]

I dub these name changes unconstitutional and am therefore seceding from the Union.

[Lancet Jades]

Luthy it is.

[Dark Marmosett]

Where is security governed through scrutiny?
Your privacy denied, organized and confined!
No place to hide!
No place to hide!

There is no place to hide
Plugged in your mind
Conformed design

To concede your rights
Concede your mind
Surrender to authority

"All must abide and all must adhere"
Future oppression becoming more clear
This is a warning so you must take heed
This coming vision is reality

Where is security governed through scrutiny?
Your privacy denied, organized and confined!
No place to hide!
No place to hide...

Yup that pretty much sums it up in some ways XD

Anyway lawl. lades spelled my name wrong :P

[Lancet Jades]

Where is security governed through scrutiny?
Your privacy denied, organized and confined!
No place to hide!
No place to hide!

There is no place to hide
Plugged in your mind
Conformed design

To concede your rights
Concede your mind
Surrender to authority

"All must abide and all must adhere"
Future oppression becoming more clear
This is a warning so you must take heed
This coming vision is reality

Where is security governed through scrutiny?
Your privacy denied, organized and confined!
No place to hide!
No place to hide...

Yup that pretty much sums it up in some ways XD

Anyway lawl. lades spelled my name wrong :P
You assume that such a mistake was indeed accidental, and not intended.

EVERYTHING I do is intended, even if I didn't intend it. This is why you lack the status of nobility.

[Wallie Wildo]

i believe i deserve a name change :(

[Mean Lady]

Haha. Funky.

[Pinkie Pie]

Oh wow.

[Dave]

I swear to God, if you ever change my name I will come to your house and stab you in the fucking throat.

Okay, maybe it's not that serious...

[Pinkie Pie]

I swear to God, if you ever change my name I will come to your house and stab you in the fucking throat.

That's a really good way to get him to change your name.

[Dave]

Thanks for the insight.

[Night]

That was the goal the entire time, wasn't it?

[Ryw]

It's not working, he needs to try harder.

[Dave]

Not at all.

Edit: Directed at Mal's comment.

[Altima]

This is clearly an abuse of power by the President of Evermore. He never got any UN or even Congress permission before he launched this name changing war! This has got to be a breach of our rights and our peace treaty. I will remain at peace for now tho, but will be ready just in case of public outcry for the worst.

I suggest that everyone start stocking up on can goods and such for the coming hardships....that may or may not actually come.

[Dark Luther]

Excuse me Mr Lades, but can I get my old screen name back...,
the joke starting to wear out for me now...