Lades and Fly, raw and uncut o.o;;;;

[Lancet Jades]

EternityMindset: And more babies shall be dropped from high places!

- This has been a public service announcement by fly for the i am better then you party 2004.

Lancet Jades: ...........
Lancet Jades: *puts in sig*
EternityMindset: so i am on the right track with my campaign
Lancet Jades: lol
EternityMindset: There will also be more wheel chair races ending in old people craching into each other!

- This has been a public service announcement by fly for the i am better then you party 2004.

EternityMindset: too far?
EternityMindset: or not enough?
Lancet Jades: both
Lancet Jades: its too far by anyone's standards
Lancet Jades: but it doesnt take your campaign far enough on that path
Lancet Jades: :-\
EternityMindset: hmm what if i add thrusters
Lancet Jades: to the wheelchairs?
Lancet Jades: thats a start
EternityMindset: no the people
EternityMindset: :-D
Lancet Jades: hmmm
Lancet Jades: the old people?
Lancet Jades: or the babies?
Lancet Jades: if you attach em to the babies
Lancet Jades: you can break terminal velocity
EternityMindset: the old people
Lancet Jades: a good thing, methinks
EternityMindset: the babies will participate in the birdman rally
Lancet Jades: add thrusters to both old people ANd wheelchairs
EternityMindset: i'll add a diving board to the eifell tower and babies can crawl off to their doom in fancy outfits
Lancet Jades: good thought
Lancet Jades: you should also do it from the empire state building
EternityMindset: if a baby goes through the nets underneath the diving board then they land in a bowl of water
Lancet Jades: and that giant statue of Christ in Rio
Lancet Jades: widerspread publicity
EternityMindset: if they dont its splat on the concrete
Lancet Jades: :-\
EternityMindset: All sexy women will be void of clothes

- This has been a public service announcement by fly for the i am better then you party 2004.
Lancet Jades: o.o;;;
Lancet Jades: *votes for j00*
EternityMindset: yesh
EternityMindset: i plan onj getting many men for that
EternityMindset: infact all men bar gays will vote for my party just becasue of that promise
Lancet Jades: yayz
Lancet Jades: but, how to hook the gays
Lancet Jades: and
Lancet Jades: women?
EternityMindset: well women will be given incentives of a free marriage and payments
EternityMindset: ^_^
Lancet Jades: ^_^
EternityMindset: so all they will inevitably do is walk around nekkid do the sexy shagging and get paid
Lancet Jades: lol
EternityMindset: with free marriages
Lancet Jades: what about lekky?
Lancet Jades: i call her and becky
EternityMindset: shes my magic corps ^_^
Lancet Jades: and manda
Lancet Jades: ^_^
EternityMindset: she can help round up teh wimmens
EternityMindset: and yuo cant call crap
Lancet Jades: lekky, becky and manda can be my elite harem corps ^_^
Lancet Jades: when me and then arent going at it
Lancet Jades: they can practice on each other
Lancet Jades: ^_^
EternityMindset: err no
EternityMindset: this is m party
Lancet Jades: ...
EternityMindset: stop being a glory hog
Lancet Jades: *hogs teh gl0ry*
EternityMindset: lades will get crucified by his ballsack in public


- This has been a public service announcement by fly for the i am better then you party 2004.
Lancet Jades: .............................. .......
Lancet Jades: ballsack?
Lancet Jades: i prefer the term" testicle storage and sperm processing plant"
Lancet Jades: >:o
Lancet Jades: your party no longer appeals to me, if it cant be politically correct like that
EternityMindset: Fly doesnt care if lades is being a poopoo head

- This has been a public service announcement by fly for the i am better then you party 2004.
Lancet Jades: .......................
Lancet Jades: i prefer the term "headborne feces holder"
Lancet Jades: fucker >:o
Lancet Jades: when Ef gets the RPG
Lancet Jades: wanna help set it up n' stuf?
EternityMindset: yesh
Lancet Jades: yayz0rz
Lancet Jades: *gives you work cleaning out laggy's stable*
EternityMindset: funny
Lancet Jades: make sure to refill his feeding trough every day :-)
EternityMindset: yessir
EternityMindset: *fills it with rat poison*
Lancet Jades: o.o;;
Lancet Jades: *ponders telling laggy*
EternityMindset: you never said with what
EternityMindset: :-\
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: with his puppy chow
Lancet Jades: eselkopf
Lancet Jades: i said REfill
Lancet Jades: meaning, fill it with whats in there NOW
EternityMindset: it looks the same
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: no
Lancet Jades: rat poison doesnt have chinks of real meat in a tender beef gravy
Lancet Jades: puppy chow does
EternityMindset: but rat poison comes in pellets, puppy chow has pellets in it so i assumed you use rat poison then covered it with the meat??
Lancet Jades: no
Lancet Jades: we buy the expensive puppy chow
Lancet Jades: laggy's a growing puppy
Lancet Jades: it has bites of real meat in it
Lancet Jades: as well as some vegetables that look and taste like meat
EternityMindset: veggiemeat
Lancet Jades: yesh
Lancet Jades: if you want, you can just use vegemite instead
Lancet Jades: he'll be able to taste the difference
Lancet Jades: but what can he do about it?
Lancet Jades: bwahaha
EternityMindset: bwaha
EternityMindset wants to send file final fantasy x coca cola cm.mpg.
Lancet Jades: o.o;;
EternityMindset: its japanse
EternityMindset: lol
Lancet Jades: j00r file ish teh bignessz0rz
EternityMindset: 2.17mb
Lancet Jades: =/
EternityMindset: didnt take that long tho
Lancet Jades: :-\
EternityMindset: 8 mins roughly
Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades received C:\My Documents\download\lancetjades \final fantasy x coca cola cm.mpg.
EternityMindset: the what th hell have you been fixing this past hour?
the transconventional pre-on converter
and whats that do?
it makes icecubes
Lancet Jades: ...
EternityMindset: its another thing
EternityMindset: star wars hentai spoof
Lancet Jades: :-\
EternityMindset: :-P
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: .....
EternityMindset: so whaddya want anyway?
what do i want..oh yes..BLOODY VENGEANCE
Lancet Jades: ....
EternityMindset: :-D
EternityMindset: saw the commrcial?
EternityMindset: lol
Lancet Jades: nein
EternityMindset: awwwwwww
EternityMindset: :-(
EternityMindset: anywho what are you doing up late?
Lancet Jades: becky :-)
EternityMindset: LOL shes up at 1am here?

Lancet Jades: its only 11 am there
EternityMindset: ah and wheres taryn when iwant her then
EternityMindset: lol
Lancet Jades: lol
EternityMindset: probably playin ffxi
EternityMindset: .......
Lancet Jades: now, if you'll excuse me
EternityMindset: thats why i hate that game
Lancet Jades: *goes back to doing becky*
Lancet Jades: ;-)
EternityMindset: cyber isnt fun
Lancet Jades: i never said cyber
Lancet Jades: lol
EternityMindset: unless yi have the robe and wizard hat
EternityMindset: :-D
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: ...
EternityMindset: what
EternityMindset: cosplay
EternityMindset: lol
Lancet Jades: that doesnt make it right
Lancet Jades: >_>_<
EternityMindset: what
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: nothin >>
Lancet Jades: O.O
Lancet Jades: our dog, bluey
Lancet Jades: just gave me a Heil Hitler salute
Lancet Jades: o.o;;;
Lancet Jades: anyways, i gtg
Lancet Jades: g'night flypoo >>
EternityMindset: lol
EternityMindset: go dog
EternityMindset: lol
EternityMindset: night
Lancet Jades: lol
Lancet Jades: byez

[Gravity]

Lades, you CAN be crazy sometimes, lol. =/

[Laggy]

lol, that sounds like the 2 great minds of EF >_>

[Leknaat]

somehow...before I even came to this thread..I knew I was going to be in the conversation somewhere...:chuckle You guys are funny.

[Laggy]

Lancet Jades: when Ef gets the RPG
Lancet Jades: wanna help set it up n' stuf?
EternityMindset: yesh
Lancet Jades: yayz0rz
Lancet Jades: *gives you work cleaning out laggy's stable*
EternityMindset: funny
Lancet Jades: make sure to refill his feeding trough every day :-)
EternityMindset: yessir
EternityMindset: *fills it with rat poison*
Lancet Jades: o.o;;
Lancet Jades: *ponders telling laggy*
EternityMindset: you never said with what
EternityMindset: :-\
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: with his puppy chow
Lancet Jades: eselkopf
Lancet Jades: i said REfill
Lancet Jades: meaning, fill it with whats in there NOW
EternityMindset: it looks the same
Lancet Jades: ...
Lancet Jades: no
Lancet Jades: rat poison doesnt have chinks of real meat in a tender beef gravy
Lancet Jades: puppy chow does
EternityMindset: but rat poison comes in pellets, puppy chow has pellets in it so i assumed you use rat poison then covered it with the meat??
Lancet Jades: no
Lancet Jades: we buy the expensive puppy chow
Lancet Jades: laggy's a growing puppy
Lancet Jades: it has bites of real meat in it
Lancet Jades: as well as some vegetables that look and taste like meat
_____________________


yeah, me too.....

[Lancet Jades]

Dont worry laggy, you'll get your own stable ^_^

[Chaos Theory]

lol thats the mind of fly for you

lol me and fly wont post our convos though

[Lancet Jades]

Lol, dont wanna expose your plans for world conquest, eh? lol

Dont forget to include me in those plans.. I called the US and central america :(

[Laggy]

Dont worry laggy, you'll get your own stable ^_^
ok, but just make sure that fly isnt the one filling them >_<

[Chaos Theory]

I'll fill Laggys pos.....food tray

[Chicken Little]

ok, but just make sure that fly isnt the one filling them >_<

it was a simple misunderstanding i mean rat poison puppy chow who can tell the difference?

and cammy you dare post the convos and were both dead men lol

[Chaos Theory]

lol unless they have a really good sense of humour that we didnt know about

[Laggy]

I'll tell you guys now, i dont want to know your plans, take over the world for all i care :P


in other words...



FINE, LEAVE US OUT... POOPOO HEADS!!! >_<

[Lancet Jades]

I could post millions of other funny convos with all sorts of people, but i usually dont bother =/