Lancet Jades
01-16-2004, 01:44 AM
FINAL FANTASY 4 RAP
Dis is Cecil, straight from da hood!
Golbez was da man; this is where that mother ****er stood!
All the homies looked up to him; he wanted to bash me, he though he could!
But don’t you ****ers forget: Dis is Cecil, straight from da hood!
Let me tell you bout my homie Kain!
He killed plenty of ****ers in his day; he couldn’t be sane!
Well, I found out the ****er was working for Golbez; he then became my bane!
Well, that little mother ****er would die! I swore it in the rain!
Let me tell you bout a little girl, Rydia; she was the sweetest little thing!
And when I found out her mother died cause of me and Kain, boy did it sting!
I never wanted to be no killer, but then Kain, the ****er, started to sing,
“Let’s just kill her and be done, so you can once again command a Red Wing!”
Then there was this old man, Tellah, man was he a strange fella!
He raved about everything! Shot lightning all round; ****! He sure wasn’t mella!
He’d just pick up that staff, raise it and shout Fire, send your foe to hella!
His attitude would just sometimes make you want to yella!
And then there’s my bitch, Rosa, damn, she’s fine!
Got a nice body, nice tits, she MUST be from the main line!
I take her on dates, sometimes to the movies, sometimes to dine,
Or maybe get her drunk with some fresh Troian wine!
Anyway, there’s this prince, Edward, god is he a fruit
Got that magenta and gold Bard getup, and a ****in beret to boot!
In his closet at Damcyan castle, he’s probably got a purple suit!
Even when he’s old, he’s gonna be a ****ing gay old coot!
Then on a mountain, this karate guy Yang!
He was fighting these fire demons, bombs, and all the while he sang:
“Achoo, Achoo!”; that battle cry was ****in annoying, dang!
God, I would’ve just ran up to a bomb and ripped ‘em a new one with a fang!
But that isn’t all: Palom and Porom are next!
Damn, they are annoying ****ers! I wish they were hexed!
Palom is a ****in smartass! He makes me feel vexed!
And Porom is a ****in whiny goodie-two shoes bitch, their parents should be desexed!
And then there’s an old ****in homie of mine, Cid!
He talks so much, on his mouth I want to glue a lid!
But he DOES have this sexy bitch for a kid…
But to produce her, I wonder just who the **** he did?
And of course: Edge the ninja, how could I forget?
He is one smooth ****er, or so he would like to bet
He’d bet everything on being able to **** a girl with a nice set.
But in the end, what’s coming to the ****er is what he would get.
And last but certainly not least is FuSoYa.
His beard is so ****in long! It MUST be against the law!
You probably couldn’t cut it, even with a diamond saw!
If you get close to it, it will swallow you into its maw!
So we all went to fight Golbez, we wanted to beat his ass in!
He would pay for everything: all the killing, pain, every last sin!
It was a hard battle, he had better notify his next of kin!
Cause in the end, in the battle against the mother ****er, we would WIN!
So Golbez was ****ed up, he was laying there all dead and good.
And before I knew it, all the homies were callin me ‘boss’ as fast as they could!
My turf was safe, my ****in enemies no longer stood.
But don’t you ****ers forget: Dis is Cecil, straight from da hood!
__________________
Dis is Cecil, straight from da hood!
Golbez was da man; this is where that mother ****er stood!
All the homies looked up to him; he wanted to bash me, he though he could!
But don’t you ****ers forget: Dis is Cecil, straight from da hood!
Let me tell you bout my homie Kain!
He killed plenty of ****ers in his day; he couldn’t be sane!
Well, I found out the ****er was working for Golbez; he then became my bane!
Well, that little mother ****er would die! I swore it in the rain!
Let me tell you bout a little girl, Rydia; she was the sweetest little thing!
And when I found out her mother died cause of me and Kain, boy did it sting!
I never wanted to be no killer, but then Kain, the ****er, started to sing,
“Let’s just kill her and be done, so you can once again command a Red Wing!”
Then there was this old man, Tellah, man was he a strange fella!
He raved about everything! Shot lightning all round; ****! He sure wasn’t mella!
He’d just pick up that staff, raise it and shout Fire, send your foe to hella!
His attitude would just sometimes make you want to yella!
And then there’s my bitch, Rosa, damn, she’s fine!
Got a nice body, nice tits, she MUST be from the main line!
I take her on dates, sometimes to the movies, sometimes to dine,
Or maybe get her drunk with some fresh Troian wine!
Anyway, there’s this prince, Edward, god is he a fruit
Got that magenta and gold Bard getup, and a ****in beret to boot!
In his closet at Damcyan castle, he’s probably got a purple suit!
Even when he’s old, he’s gonna be a ****ing gay old coot!
Then on a mountain, this karate guy Yang!
He was fighting these fire demons, bombs, and all the while he sang:
“Achoo, Achoo!”; that battle cry was ****in annoying, dang!
God, I would’ve just ran up to a bomb and ripped ‘em a new one with a fang!
But that isn’t all: Palom and Porom are next!
Damn, they are annoying ****ers! I wish they were hexed!
Palom is a ****in smartass! He makes me feel vexed!
And Porom is a ****in whiny goodie-two shoes bitch, their parents should be desexed!
And then there’s an old ****in homie of mine, Cid!
He talks so much, on his mouth I want to glue a lid!
But he DOES have this sexy bitch for a kid…
But to produce her, I wonder just who the **** he did?
And of course: Edge the ninja, how could I forget?
He is one smooth ****er, or so he would like to bet
He’d bet everything on being able to **** a girl with a nice set.
But in the end, what’s coming to the ****er is what he would get.
And last but certainly not least is FuSoYa.
His beard is so ****in long! It MUST be against the law!
You probably couldn’t cut it, even with a diamond saw!
If you get close to it, it will swallow you into its maw!
So we all went to fight Golbez, we wanted to beat his ass in!
He would pay for everything: all the killing, pain, every last sin!
It was a hard battle, he had better notify his next of kin!
Cause in the end, in the battle against the mother ****er, we would WIN!
So Golbez was ****ed up, he was laying there all dead and good.
And before I knew it, all the homies were callin me ‘boss’ as fast as they could!
My turf was safe, my ****in enemies no longer stood.
But don’t you ****ers forget: Dis is Cecil, straight from da hood!
__________________