Greetings and salutations

[timril]

How nice you honoured me by viewing ths thread. I am really friendly and if I deem you worthy as a friend you will have an ally and faithfull companion that will try my hardest to aid you in troubled times. Im from Sweden so I hate cold weather, yes I live far up north. I enjoy reading books that falls in my taste such as Eragon(waiting eagerly for the last book), LoTR(such a thrilling world Middleearth is) and Wolfbrothers(By Michelle Paver) and even Harry Potter. I like spicy food and I´m a sucker for mint treats*eyes shifting* But alas that is only the tip of the iceberg, ask away and I will try pleasing your troubbled minds full of questions about me, savvy?

[Dark Marmosett]

Welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy your stay friend. I'm sure you will.

[timril]

Yeah Im shure I will with you around my man

[Kurbee]

In Soviet Russia, forums welcome you!

Good thing we aren't in Russia...

Everything would be bass ackwards.

O.o Hiya...I am the EF Retard.

I try my best.

I usually succeed.

And yay.

I dub thee, TipDrill.

[Altima]

Welcome to EF. Now pay your entry taxes of 6 cookies, 2 bottles of wine, 1 case of beer, 4 pop tarts, 2 ego waffles, 1 video game, 2 animes, 1 teddy bear, and 1 thing of vodka.

[Lancet Jades]

*sets fire to your soul with a slanderous mamba*

Welcome to my glorious empire. Much lke Rome, this empire stretches from one end of the known world to the other, except it doesn't, y'know?

But damned if we don't have the sweetest fish in the world. Sure, some say fish shouldn't be sweet, and that it's all the pollution I force my slaves to pump into the ocean, but I just lock them in the dungeon, never to be heard from again...

[timril]

Oh my! I feel so blessed to have such nice replies and yet so confused by the taxes*dishes out it all*there happy?

Hello Jades *bows* Such an outstanding honour to have your grace post in my humble thread. If I can be of service, dont hesitate to ask

[Kurbee]

I want a monkey :(

[timril]

I can be your monkey, just give me bananas or I´ll fling poo at you

[Bloozilla]

Heya, welcome to EF, I'm Bloo O.o

*Waves*

[Kurbee]

I can be your monkey, just give me bananas or I´ll fling poo at you

Both Will Work!

:banana

[timril]

To Bloo: Put.. the knife.. down..

Thank you kindly for your welcoming

To Juggalo: *Starts flinging extra smelly poo and grabs all the bananas to produce more ammo*

[Dark Marmosett]

You seem to already fit in here already. Crazy is the in on this site. :D

[Kurbee]

To Bloo: Put.. the knife.. down..

Thank you kindly for your welcoming

To Juggalo: *Starts flinging extra smelly poo and grabs all the bananas to produce more ammo*


yay!

Good Job Monkey.

[Setzophone]

Happy Birthday! Post more or die!... wait. This is a welcome thread isn't it? Gah...

Welcome to the place which we post upon, by using the net or psychic powers!

[timril]

To Juggalo: *Starts nibbling for minty bugs in your hair resting on your shoulders*

To Setzer: (Note to self: avoid contact with the trigger happy Setzer) Thanks for the hospitality

[Setzophone]

You say you're from Sweden? You're fine in my book!

[timril]

*Takes a deep breath of relief*

[Ryw]

Welcome. Please don't end up like the last 20ish people that joined and make your intro thread then disappear....

.... or I will make a mean thread on your birthday.BLAH BLAH BLAHDon't listen to this guy yo. :chuckle

[Dark Marmosett]

Very accurate impersonation RYW. But i like your birthday threads. I get a kick out of em.

[timril]

Welcome. Please don't end up like the last 20ish people that joined and make your intro thread then disappear....

.... or I will make a mean thread on your birthday.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lancet Jades
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Don't listen to this guy yo. :chuckle

I will bear that in mind, thank you for greeting me, and I don´t ignore, I judge:)

[Kurbee]

I will bear that in mind, thank you for greeting me, and I don´t ignore, I judge:)

I will buy my monkey, that has somehow transformed into a Lion a box of mints o.o

[timril]

So by being your monkey(I am arn´t I)I get paid? :D Awsome

[Bloozilla]

No, I love my knife, why on earth would I put it down? ;.;

[Kaffee]

Welcome to EF, I'll be your Music and Enterianment director, something like that anyway, don't let the beard fool ya, I really a nice hobo.

[Chicken Little]

Are you Ingrid?
Sven?

All Swedish people are named Sven!

And tell me... does your Ikea suck balls also?

Welcome!

[Zelphiel]

welcome to the forums.

I would have welcomed you sooner... but I've been on vacation since thursday night.

[Night]

Whoa, Fly... I fucking love Ikea. It's like WalMart but with accent marks everywhere. Not to mention Lingonberry juice.

Well, you seem to be one of those Anthro characters... at least you picked a lion, one of the beastliest animals around.

Welcome.

Stay away from Bloo. She's been known to eat the brains of small children after ravaging Whoopi Goldberg.

[king kuppy]

Welcome, now go post in another thread :D

[timril]

To Bloo; You scare me greatly, it´s like uncany!

To Kaffee: Excellent. Can you play some LoTR music and dance like an hobbit then:P

To Fluffeh Bunneh: You have a very schrewd sence of humor>:/

To Zelphiel: I hope you enjoyed the vacation. One troubble down, one disaster to go eh?

To Mal: Anthro characters?? Thanks for the shared interest of IKEA and lingonjuice;D Thanks for greeting me. Yes I´m a lion, so you are right by treating me with sertain respect;) And yes I will be watching Bloo so she/he is not up to no good:)

To king puppy: I like posting here. It´s a safe box, yeah.. my box*shifty eyes* Soon I´ll emerge from it, then I´ll summon havoc.. mehehehe

[Chicken Little]

To Fluffeh Bunneh: You have a very shrewd sense of humor>:/


Indeed i do, however you failed to answer the question as to if you were named Ingrid or Sven and if Ikea sucked balls.

Since Ikea is marketed to be a Swedish franchise the question is valid. :P

[timril]

Im not named Ingrid or Sven.. I´m Patrik

and I don´t give a noodel about IKEA.

[Dark Marmosett]

....... Fly. Some things are just best not said. To some stuff can get offensive to them. Its just best not to do it in welcoming threads. >.>;;;;

[Dark Luther]

Hey, just EF's resident weapon's expert stopping by and saying hello...
As a new member you have immunity - and just say the word and I'll take care of these lunatics...

Give the place a look, and feel free to stop by the several differant subjects around...

[Kurbee]

Don't listen to luther.

he couldn't take down a fly with a rocket launcher.

[sephiroth4eva]

Welcome to EF. Now pay your entry taxes of 6 cookies, 2 bottles of wine, 1 case of beer, 4 pop tarts, 2 ego waffles, 1 video game, 2 animes, 1 teddy bear, and 1 thing of vodka.


lol... he's not from russia.... and its called a handle of vodka, to all those who drink out there...


but welcome to EF and have fun posting and such ...

-Sephiroth

[Ryw]

he couldn't take down a fly with a rocket launcher.Who the blue hell could? :chuckle

[Setzophone]

Who the blue hell could? :chuckle
Sven, or Ingrid... funny thing is, they aren't real people.

[Kurbee]

Its not that hard...If there was a fly on the wall and you shot the wall with a rocket launcher.

Im pretty sure the fly would go with it.

[Dark Luther]

Popular tv cliche would prove otherwise...
But I sincerely believe you guys are over-estimating yourselves, specially considering I only know two others here with military backgrounds who actually would know how to operate one...

Besides - I don't need a rocket launcher,
I can well enough catch them in mid air with my hand...
just give me a napkin..., cause that's gross...


Hey - weren't we welcoming someone....?
Where is that swedish bastard so we can keep welcoming him...?

[Laggy]

I am late, but I welcome you... you seem like a fun person. hope you stick around!

[timril]

*comes out of a bombshelter and looks around*

Is the guy with the rocket launcer gone?

Thank you, all of you, some less, others more;)

I really feel welcome now. Now I will eventually terrorize the other parts of the forums.. (mehehehe)

[Kurbee]

Mwahahaha.

Stay away from Laggy.

*whispers* He spreads diabetes!

[timril]

And that comes from the wacko with a rocket launcher trying to end the bugs life:S

[Zelphiel]

To Kaffee: Excellent. Can you play some LoTR music and dance like an hobbit then:P

now that would be a sight to see. :chuckle


To Zelphiel: I hope you enjoyed the vacation. One troubble down, one disaster to go eh?

I did. I wish it could have lasted for a couple more days.

[timril]

One as evil/ebil as you needs a vacation? To do what? Be more evil?

[Zelphiel]

vacation from being evil.

it's hard work being so sexy. :cool

[timril]

*shudders* Thanks, now I will be haunted by that alien picture;D

[Nickelback]

Wow, I missed this, how again? Jeez. Well, welcome to EF, have fun and enjoy your stay. :D

[timril]

Wow, I missed this, how again? Jeez. Well, welcome to EF, have fun and enjoy your stay.

How can you miss this? Honestly? Again? Thank´s for the well wishes, it´s really appriciated;D

[ADAM]

hey there you!

[Dionne]

Oooh, new person! I'm definitely not reading all of those posts, but I LOVE ERAGON, TOO! & I can't wait for the third book! Sooo excited. & HP 7. Love reading.

So, welcome! :)

[Kurbee]

Harry Potter \m/ >.< \m/

I Rock Out To Harry Potter.

[ADAM]

\r---(o.o)<::

Shoot myself to Harry Potter...

[timril]

Then give me a shootgun and I can do you the favour>:/

[Kurbee]

Harry Potter is awesome =)

[ADAM]

Half the time I just wonder why the kid doesn't just go up and punch Malfoy in the face instead of pointing a stick at him....

[Kurbee]

Half the time I just wonder why the kid doesn't just go up and punch Malfoy in the face instead of pointing a stick at him....

Hermione has before =)

[ADAM]

oH, SO HE THE KIND OF WUSSY THAT LETS A GIRL DO THE JOB FOR HIM....

[Dark Marmosett]

Yeah.....theres quite a bit of spam in here.....I think this should be closed soon....

[ADAM]

Might just be best for you to do so.....

[timril]

What can I have done to desirve such joy*sarcastic*