Kurbee
07-08-2004, 12:39 AM
Hidden Track 1 -
Madrox: Yea fuck that, I just, Ya know, this, I just wanted to come out here and say that uh...I ain't feelin' havin only thirteen tracks on the motha fuckin Cryptic Collection 3! I ain't feelin' dat alright? So I just wanted, You know this is an extra track of jus....I guess its just of me! And...
Monoxide: SING SOMETHIN'!
Madrox: I'm not gonna sing, This isn't like a lounge or nothin' like that, I don't wanna just sing, I just wanted it to have...an extra bonus track because I don't wanna not have enough...shit!
Monoxide: They wanna hear you sing...
Madrox: And if they do they can rewind back through the album, and hear us doin' what we did on the Joker. Which we took a classic song, and a lot of people wanna know why we did that and, and, Ima, you know what here's Monoxide to tell you why.
Monoxide: We did it cause we like it, We're jokers, We're smokers, We're midnight tokers, and we wanna grab your Georgian peaches and shake your trees and thats just what we do...
Madrox: Thats mother fucking right!
Monoxide: I don't give a fuck I can't sing listen to this
Madrox: I ca...
Monoxide: AHHHHH!!
Madrox: But Ima picker though, right, and how fresh is that, How did he know back in the day picking your nose was fresh?
Monoxide: Right!
Madrox: I mean you get them ones where their caught in the hair, and it'll like, you jerk it hard enough and that hot little tear rolls down your eye, cause thats like, nervous system...
Monoxide: Thats how it goes down, You get all chaffy in the nose area...
Madrox: Ima Picker...Mother Fucker! And, And, Don't be afraid cause it's ok, Im proud of it! And, and, I also wanna say that, umm...
Monoxide: We grow our picking nails long, Just so we can pick our noses!
Madrox: Yea, you fuckin bitches think we do coke, we dont do coke you fuckin dumb fuck, I pick noses!
Monoxide: Beotch!
Madrox: My Own, Beotch!
Monoxide: I don't give a fuck listen, listen *clicks fingernails together*
Madrox: Those are pickers...Mother Fucker!
Monoxide: I like the joker I think this is fresh, and if Steve Miller's got a problem...We can fuck and shove dude!
Madrox: He doesn't wanna get, ya know, a-and I dont wanna de-defend him when I asked to use his song cause like, we called him up. We were like HEY STEVE! and he was like Who in the fuck is this? and I'm like you know its fuckin me and Paul and we wanna, ya know, can we do the track? How much acid do you have? and I was like We can arrange things but can we do the track? We need a yes or a no. And he kinda hung up so thats like yeah to me, In my book thats a yes.
Monoxide: Sounds like yeah to me.
Madrox: He did not say no. We roll with the track.
Monoxide: And there it is, its like what the Fuck? Theres no rhyme, theres no reason, We just like it.
Madrox: And we can do songs like this all the time. Our shit would go, Studio costs would be an all time low.
Monoxide: Thats it, I got it!
Madrox: We got it!
Monoxide: I got it, The new shit, the new look, the new sound.
Madrox: What? Tell, Tell us!
Monoxide: Where a fuckin coverband.
Madrox: Yes! See?
Monoxide: Look at dat.
Madrox: And do you, do you wanna know that mother fuckers thought that, that, that, black magic was gonna be a coverband? The, the one that...
Monoxide: You know Duran Duran.
Madrox: We're gonna do Duran Duran on the next album FUCKER! And its gonna sound fresh! Cause we're Juggalos and thats what we do we make shit fresh! Tell em and theres an...esh at the end of that!
Monoxide: I couldn't say anything I was so fuckin' infuriated!
Madrox: ESH!
Monoxide: But seriously, They wanna hear you sing...
Madrox: I don't wanna sing no more, I just wanna, This is my special track, to them.
Monoxide: To who?
Madrox: If you have to ask...Then, Then maybe we should just stop it here!
Hidden Track 2 -
Monoxide: All right, look, fuck that! If he gets a track then I get a special track, What the fuck?
Madrox: You can't gimmick, infringe on the infringments!
Monoxide: It's not an infringement, We're in the same, I get a track too!
Madrox: All right, all right, kick the track!
Monoxide: All right listen.
Madrox: This for ya'll!
Monoxide: I love ya'll. I know who ya'll are I can't talk...
Monoxide: All right look...
Madrox: Yea that's real!
Monoxide: Stop! No it's not real!
Madrox: Yea that's real! That's really real!
Monoxide: That was a phoney attempt at sympathy...
Madrox: Man we'll it worked, man, cause I wanna hug man!
Monoxide: No!
Madrox: I love you dawg!
Monoxide: Look, this is my special track, and I'm about to hit ya'll with somethin' that you have never heard before...
Madrox: New Shit ya'll! New shit!
Monoxide: Ya ready Fritz?
Madrox: Man, Fritz, hit em!
Monoxide: Alright look, I'm serious, people, they're, they're...This babbling has gotta stop, We gotta give 'em somethin special. We gotta tell 'em somethin', I don't know. Whats your middle name? NO this is my special fuckin song. My middle name...is Barbalow...Paul Barbalow...You can call me PB for short. If you like. It happens, but look, I'm gonna hit you off with somethin' that you guys ain't never heard, this shit, I mean...
Madrox: New shit ya'll!
Monoxide: I mean you might even hear this shit on the radio so...
Madrox: Never! Never!
Monoxide: They might! They might like it! Alright look, What is going on with the campaign and the banning fat people and smokers? Thats a whole nother album.
Madrox: Hey, No No! Address it!
Monoxide: Look...
Madrox: Address it! This is where their gonna be listining to us and our political fuels, views, Monoxide and fuels!
Monoxide: Fuels my views...
Madrox: And tell them why your pissed at fuckin' smokin and fat people.
Monoxide: Look, they hate Twiztid, they planned a three billion dollar campaign just against the band, the fat one, and the one that smokes every fuckin' two seconds.
Madrox: Fuckin Bullshit!
Monoxide: We don't give a fuck! We're gonna go everywhere and smoke and just be fat, uh well...
Madrox: You know that they're, They're makin it hard for me to get a supersized fry!
Monoxide: They're...
Madrox: That's bullshit!
Monoxide: That is bullshit!
Madrox: Thats's racism against fat people!
Monoxide: We should be able to sit at McDonald's with a fuckin' five orders of supersize fries and smoke!
Madrox: Smokin a joint!
Monoxide: Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke!
Madrox: Sometimes I like to stick my joint in the sweet and sour sauce AT McDonalds!
Monoxide: Look hoe, It's a no win situation, You eat...
Madrox: Now it's against the law!
Monoxide: When your done eatin' what do you wanna do? You wanna smoke!
Madrox: You wanna smoke!
Monoxide: When your done smokin' what do you wanna do?
Madrox: Keep it real, tell 'em you smoke when you eat.
Monoxide: I smoke when I eat.
Madrox: You've never seen it, but he does it.
Monoxide: But, look here it is, the brand new shit. You guys ain't never heard this shit, It's all edited, and its fresh (New shit Ya'll, new shit!), There's no cuss words in it, It's real friendly, and uh, here it goes!
(Silence)
Madrox: Ha ha ha, He got you!
Monoxide: You thought that somethin' was gonna come on, We fooled you mo' fuckers.
Madrox: That's what that song does, when we do it, That's the one with the no cuss words, and the radio friendly, It sounds like this, listen one more time. We're gonna play it one more time for you.
Monoxide: Hold on.
(Silence)
Monoxide: Hell Naw! That's that hot shit, Thats that hot shit!
Madrox: That's new shit ya'll Juggalo love!
Monoxide: Twiztid edited, Just how you wanted 'em...fuckin' WalMart...
Madrox: Play it one more time!
Monoxide: Hold on...I gotta rewind it...Alright, there.
(Silence)
Monoxide: HA god damn, they don't know nuthin about it! Alright peace ya'll!
Madrox: Yea fuck that, I just, Ya know, this, I just wanted to come out here and say that uh...I ain't feelin' havin only thirteen tracks on the motha fuckin Cryptic Collection 3! I ain't feelin' dat alright? So I just wanted, You know this is an extra track of jus....I guess its just of me! And...
Monoxide: SING SOMETHIN'!
Madrox: I'm not gonna sing, This isn't like a lounge or nothin' like that, I don't wanna just sing, I just wanted it to have...an extra bonus track because I don't wanna not have enough...shit!
Monoxide: They wanna hear you sing...
Madrox: And if they do they can rewind back through the album, and hear us doin' what we did on the Joker. Which we took a classic song, and a lot of people wanna know why we did that and, and, Ima, you know what here's Monoxide to tell you why.
Monoxide: We did it cause we like it, We're jokers, We're smokers, We're midnight tokers, and we wanna grab your Georgian peaches and shake your trees and thats just what we do...
Madrox: Thats mother fucking right!
Monoxide: I don't give a fuck I can't sing listen to this
Madrox: I ca...
Monoxide: AHHHHH!!
Madrox: But Ima picker though, right, and how fresh is that, How did he know back in the day picking your nose was fresh?
Monoxide: Right!
Madrox: I mean you get them ones where their caught in the hair, and it'll like, you jerk it hard enough and that hot little tear rolls down your eye, cause thats like, nervous system...
Monoxide: Thats how it goes down, You get all chaffy in the nose area...
Madrox: Ima Picker...Mother Fucker! And, And, Don't be afraid cause it's ok, Im proud of it! And, and, I also wanna say that, umm...
Monoxide: We grow our picking nails long, Just so we can pick our noses!
Madrox: Yea, you fuckin bitches think we do coke, we dont do coke you fuckin dumb fuck, I pick noses!
Monoxide: Beotch!
Madrox: My Own, Beotch!
Monoxide: I don't give a fuck listen, listen *clicks fingernails together*
Madrox: Those are pickers...Mother Fucker!
Monoxide: I like the joker I think this is fresh, and if Steve Miller's got a problem...We can fuck and shove dude!
Madrox: He doesn't wanna get, ya know, a-and I dont wanna de-defend him when I asked to use his song cause like, we called him up. We were like HEY STEVE! and he was like Who in the fuck is this? and I'm like you know its fuckin me and Paul and we wanna, ya know, can we do the track? How much acid do you have? and I was like We can arrange things but can we do the track? We need a yes or a no. And he kinda hung up so thats like yeah to me, In my book thats a yes.
Monoxide: Sounds like yeah to me.
Madrox: He did not say no. We roll with the track.
Monoxide: And there it is, its like what the Fuck? Theres no rhyme, theres no reason, We just like it.
Madrox: And we can do songs like this all the time. Our shit would go, Studio costs would be an all time low.
Monoxide: Thats it, I got it!
Madrox: We got it!
Monoxide: I got it, The new shit, the new look, the new sound.
Madrox: What? Tell, Tell us!
Monoxide: Where a fuckin coverband.
Madrox: Yes! See?
Monoxide: Look at dat.
Madrox: And do you, do you wanna know that mother fuckers thought that, that, that, black magic was gonna be a coverband? The, the one that...
Monoxide: You know Duran Duran.
Madrox: We're gonna do Duran Duran on the next album FUCKER! And its gonna sound fresh! Cause we're Juggalos and thats what we do we make shit fresh! Tell em and theres an...esh at the end of that!
Monoxide: I couldn't say anything I was so fuckin' infuriated!
Madrox: ESH!
Monoxide: But seriously, They wanna hear you sing...
Madrox: I don't wanna sing no more, I just wanna, This is my special track, to them.
Monoxide: To who?
Madrox: If you have to ask...Then, Then maybe we should just stop it here!
Hidden Track 2 -
Monoxide: All right, look, fuck that! If he gets a track then I get a special track, What the fuck?
Madrox: You can't gimmick, infringe on the infringments!
Monoxide: It's not an infringement, We're in the same, I get a track too!
Madrox: All right, all right, kick the track!
Monoxide: All right listen.
Madrox: This for ya'll!
Monoxide: I love ya'll. I know who ya'll are I can't talk...
Monoxide: All right look...
Madrox: Yea that's real!
Monoxide: Stop! No it's not real!
Madrox: Yea that's real! That's really real!
Monoxide: That was a phoney attempt at sympathy...
Madrox: Man we'll it worked, man, cause I wanna hug man!
Monoxide: No!
Madrox: I love you dawg!
Monoxide: Look, this is my special track, and I'm about to hit ya'll with somethin' that you have never heard before...
Madrox: New Shit ya'll! New shit!
Monoxide: Ya ready Fritz?
Madrox: Man, Fritz, hit em!
Monoxide: Alright look, I'm serious, people, they're, they're...This babbling has gotta stop, We gotta give 'em somethin special. We gotta tell 'em somethin', I don't know. Whats your middle name? NO this is my special fuckin song. My middle name...is Barbalow...Paul Barbalow...You can call me PB for short. If you like. It happens, but look, I'm gonna hit you off with somethin' that you guys ain't never heard, this shit, I mean...
Madrox: New shit ya'll!
Monoxide: I mean you might even hear this shit on the radio so...
Madrox: Never! Never!
Monoxide: They might! They might like it! Alright look, What is going on with the campaign and the banning fat people and smokers? Thats a whole nother album.
Madrox: Hey, No No! Address it!
Monoxide: Look...
Madrox: Address it! This is where their gonna be listining to us and our political fuels, views, Monoxide and fuels!
Monoxide: Fuels my views...
Madrox: And tell them why your pissed at fuckin' smokin and fat people.
Monoxide: Look, they hate Twiztid, they planned a three billion dollar campaign just against the band, the fat one, and the one that smokes every fuckin' two seconds.
Madrox: Fuckin Bullshit!
Monoxide: We don't give a fuck! We're gonna go everywhere and smoke and just be fat, uh well...
Madrox: You know that they're, They're makin it hard for me to get a supersized fry!
Monoxide: They're...
Madrox: That's bullshit!
Monoxide: That is bullshit!
Madrox: Thats's racism against fat people!
Monoxide: We should be able to sit at McDonald's with a fuckin' five orders of supersize fries and smoke!
Madrox: Smokin a joint!
Monoxide: Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke!
Madrox: Sometimes I like to stick my joint in the sweet and sour sauce AT McDonalds!
Monoxide: Look hoe, It's a no win situation, You eat...
Madrox: Now it's against the law!
Monoxide: When your done eatin' what do you wanna do? You wanna smoke!
Madrox: You wanna smoke!
Monoxide: When your done smokin' what do you wanna do?
Madrox: Keep it real, tell 'em you smoke when you eat.
Monoxide: I smoke when I eat.
Madrox: You've never seen it, but he does it.
Monoxide: But, look here it is, the brand new shit. You guys ain't never heard this shit, It's all edited, and its fresh (New shit Ya'll, new shit!), There's no cuss words in it, It's real friendly, and uh, here it goes!
(Silence)
Madrox: Ha ha ha, He got you!
Monoxide: You thought that somethin' was gonna come on, We fooled you mo' fuckers.
Madrox: That's what that song does, when we do it, That's the one with the no cuss words, and the radio friendly, It sounds like this, listen one more time. We're gonna play it one more time for you.
Monoxide: Hold on.
(Silence)
Monoxide: Hell Naw! That's that hot shit, Thats that hot shit!
Madrox: That's new shit ya'll Juggalo love!
Monoxide: Twiztid edited, Just how you wanted 'em...fuckin' WalMart...
Madrox: Play it one more time!
Monoxide: Hold on...I gotta rewind it...Alright, there.
(Silence)
Monoxide: HA god damn, they don't know nuthin about it! Alright peace ya'll!