Kurbee
07-08-2004, 12:29 AM
Once upon a time there were three little pigs that went out into the big world to build their homes and seek their fortunes...
[Violent J]
The first little Piggy...His house is made of wood...He lives in a chicken, turkey, piggy neiborhood...He like to **** his sister and drink his moonshine. A typical Redneck filthy ****in' swine...I rode into town with my axe in my holster, everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster, The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out, I drew my axe with the quickness, and cut his adam's apple out! Walked in the village, into the piggy's place, he opened up his door, and shot me in the face, and blew me off the porch, and blew my head in half, but ima Juggalo so It only made me laugh(Hehe). Axe in hand, I rose like the dead, and swung with all my might and made a thump noise in his head, since we out west I grabbed a shotgun, and blew his ****in' toungue out the back of his cranium!
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town come and get ya piggy snacks...
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
The second little piggy, his house is made of brick, and this little piggy is a mother ****in' dick! He lays down his rules, and read you your rights in that funny lookin' car with the little blinkin' lights! I drive a Volkswagon Bug, 17 deep, Packed full of Juggalos lights out and we creep to the Piggy station, and lay on the horn, first piggy out, we blow his lungs out his uniform! Now they in pursuit, like Starsky and Hutch, but theres only two of them, the rest are off at lunch, they call up Dunkin' Doughnuts to gather up the rest, 25 piggies with they bullet proof vests! We led 'em on a chase, They buzzin of rounds, but now they all ****ed cause we at the Carnie grounds, then they gettin' swallowed by they very own greed! Dark Carnival and Wicked Clowns cause we need...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
[Violent J]
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold, he lives in a mansion on his own private road, I started walking down it, the gaurd, he told me wait, I snapped his ****in' neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate! Cause this little piggy must definately die! Ima lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky, and then I watch the moon take the form of the devil, then pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel! People in my city, they fightin' for they meals! He sleeps on a mattris stuffed with hundred dollar bills, Oh Richie is the devil, he never will admit it, So ima cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it! Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed, i grabbed a brick of gold and smacked it upside his head, He begged for his life, I told him its to late, And tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffercate! Cause I need...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
[Violent J]
The first little Piggy...His house is made of wood...He lives in a chicken, turkey, piggy neiborhood...He like to **** his sister and drink his moonshine. A typical Redneck filthy ****in' swine...I rode into town with my axe in my holster, everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster, The sheriff at the border, he tried to take me out, I drew my axe with the quickness, and cut his adam's apple out! Walked in the village, into the piggy's place, he opened up his door, and shot me in the face, and blew me off the porch, and blew my head in half, but ima Juggalo so It only made me laugh(Hehe). Axe in hand, I rose like the dead, and swung with all my might and made a thump noise in his head, since we out west I grabbed a shotgun, and blew his ****in' toungue out the back of his cranium!
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town come and get ya piggy snacks...
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
The second little piggy, his house is made of brick, and this little piggy is a mother ****in' dick! He lays down his rules, and read you your rights in that funny lookin' car with the little blinkin' lights! I drive a Volkswagon Bug, 17 deep, Packed full of Juggalos lights out and we creep to the Piggy station, and lay on the horn, first piggy out, we blow his lungs out his uniform! Now they in pursuit, like Starsky and Hutch, but theres only two of them, the rest are off at lunch, they call up Dunkin' Doughnuts to gather up the rest, 25 piggies with they bullet proof vests! We led 'em on a chase, They buzzin of rounds, but now they all ****ed cause we at the Carnie grounds, then they gettin' swallowed by they very own greed! Dark Carnival and Wicked Clowns cause we need...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
[Violent J]
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold, he lives in a mansion on his own private road, I started walking down it, the gaurd, he told me wait, I snapped his ****in' neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate! Cause this little piggy must definately die! Ima lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky, and then I watch the moon take the form of the devil, then pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel! People in my city, they fightin' for they meals! He sleeps on a mattris stuffed with hundred dollar bills, Oh Richie is the devil, he never will admit it, So ima cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it! Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed, i grabbed a brick of gold and smacked it upside his head, He begged for his life, I told him its to late, And tied his neck in a knot and watched him suffercate! Cause I need...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...
Three little piggys to make a piggy pie...
There's nothin' like the sound when you hear a piggy die...
I might use a gun (NO!) I might use an Axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town so come and get ya piggy snacks...