I am a prince.

[Rainbow Dash]

After giving it much thought, I have decided to follow the examples of my two favorite video game heroes (Devon of Quest for Glory and Freyjador of Suikoden V) and have ascended into princehood. I don't know what the hell I'm the prince of, but dammit, I'm a prince! And because of my sudden divine heritage, this shall mean some sudden changes. What you can expect:


More pretentiousness
War with a vampire sultan who possesses complete command of the elements, only to have it misinterpreted as a war for oil
One of you to become the new Prince's Steed.
"Divine Justice"
Very sexy female bodyguards following me at all times
All females who are not my bodyguards are to become members of my harem
A spiffy crown


Any who deny my royal lineage shall be executed. NOW GET TO WORSHIPPING!

[Lancet Jades]

Fuck you, bitch. *spits on you*

[Setzophone]

Here, it's a tribute. *gives you teh WATERHEATER*

[Chicken Little]

After giving it much thought, I have decided to follow the examples of my two favorite video game heroes (Devon of Quest for Glory and Freyjador of Suikoden V) and have ascended into princehood. I don't know what the hell I'm the prince of, but dammit, I'm a prince! And because of my sudden divine heritage, this shall mean some sudden changes. What you can expect:


Very sexy female bodyguards following me at all times
All females who are not my bodyguards are to become members of my harem



After giving it not as much thought as Yvl, I have decided to follow the example of the greatest jorker and pisstake artist in God (BAM PREGNANT!) and have ascended into sheer freakin awesomeness. I do know what my awesomeness entails, and that is, pwning all princes! And because of my sudden divine awesomeness, this shall mean some sudden changes. What you can expect:


All pretentious Princes to be promptly booted up the ass by the Kick-o-matic 1000, this machine was devised in 866 and as such is quite rusty and effective on modern day princes.
Protection of vampire sultans from 'the man' because haterisin people who drink blood is just not cool in todays society. Also, if that excuse doesn't fly, sultan sound much cooler than prince.
Any Prince who wishes people to bend over to be his 'steed' will be promptly locked in a prison shower room in the doggy position.
"Pwning all Princes" as seen on MTV!
The sexy bodyguards to be freed to continue guarding the rest of the worthy people. (ie not princes)
All other women to be given weapons of their choice and a "Piss off Prince" badge, entitling them to pwzown any Prince in the universe.
Considering my awesomeness can barely be contained by normal humans, the spiffy crown will be disintergrated by a mere thought of how awesome i am. Oh look, there it goes, fuck I'm good.


This awesomeness exhibit has been backed by Chuck Norris' beard and the pink pimpin bunny. All queries can be addressed to Chuck's beard though watch yourself!

[Dark Marmosett]

Yeah. Fuck joo. Still have yet to get me HXH. Until then I do not bow down..speaking of which..you still have to bow down to me cause I kept my PPD way above yours for months now. *kicks*

[Nickelback]

So I check out new posts, and I see this topic name: "I am a prince.", naturally, I check out who posted it and where. Yvl, in Spammyland. Yeah, okay, Yvl a prince. A grin spread across my face as I opened the thread! I completely ignored the first part and went for the bullet points which obviously tick off the reasons for being a prince, or something along those lines. So I go through them, take a swig of coffee, and as I do, my eyes come across "Divine Justice". Lo and behold I burst out laughing forcing such a dark liquid to flow forth from my mouth! Luckily, napkins were at hand to stop this flow that would surely have meant my doom.

Summary: Yvl a Prince? Then I'm Emperor of the Universe.
gg.

[Rainbow Dash]

Blasphemy
Did I mention public executions on the hour every hour?

Yeah. Fuck joo. Still have yet to get me HXH. Until then I do not bow down..speaking of which..you still have to bow down to me cause I kept my PPD way above yours for months now. *kicks*
A member of royalty never lowers his head for anyone. And you know damn well I have HxH ready, you just have to come get it. It's right here, in this suspicous position in the center of a large stone room which has long verticular holes on the side of it with pointy things sticking out of it.

[Dark Marmosett]

O.o WTF. I'm sending my grandmother then to get it. I'm not getting it..and you could have called.....or sent a PM at least. <_< To say they were ready.

[Miles]

*Blinks* I'm confused...I'm more royalerer than you! And I get to wear frills~ *Twirls* So I'm more specialer.

*Does the more specialer dance*

[Dark Marmosett]

Oh yeah....special sums it up pretty good. *puts on I'm with stupid t shirt*

[Rainbow Dash]

*Blinks* I'm confused...I'm more royalerer than you! And I get to wear frills~ *Twirls* So I'm more specialer.

*Does the more specialer dance*
How much would your father be willing to pay for your dowry?

[Miles]

What's one of those? o.o

[Dark Marmosett]

For weddings holly...for weddings. Money and what not paid for a wedding.

[Miles]

...I'm confused T_T

[king kuppy]

Then I'm Emperor of the Universe.
gg.
I"m superintendent of the universe :O

[Lancet Jades]

...I'm confused T_T
A dowry was, in medieval times (and maybe before?) the price the father of the bride would pay to the groom's family, as a "gift" to go with his daughter, to kind of 'seal the deal.'

This often went along with the concept of wedding your daughter to increase your family's power, wealth, and political influence. Since Yvl is a "prince" (lollerbiscuits), and you're a princess apparently, it's only right you two be wed to reign over the water heater of EF.

And yes, only the water heater. Like hell I'm giving up any OTHER territory.

[Rainbow Dash]

Tis what Princes and Princesses do. And I could think of no princess with more beautiful tracks of land eyes than yours to wed!

[Miles]

*Pouts* Flattery will get you nowhere!

I'd rather give up my title than Marry you.

Not to mention you can't think of any other Princess at all.
Unless I'm missing someone...*Blinks*

So the Water Heater shall never be yours!

Yay! This means that I am in CONTROL!

[Dark Marmosett]

XPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Setzophone]

... So who controls the Water Heater again? >.<

[Rainbow Dash]

*hires a bunch of hooded guys to capture, torture, and kill Gunny*

... So who controls the Water Heater again? >.<
Black Death, still. I have no land of my own as of yet.

[Miles]

You murdered Gunny O__O That was mean!

[Chicken Little]

You murdered Gunny O__O That was mean!

Have no phear, the bunny be here!

*hops around and donkey slaps Yvl's head clean off his shoulders*

BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY

[Rainbow Dash]

Had to torture and kill SOMEONE.

[Dark Marmosett]

Why not Peasant A? A Comes way before B.

[Rainbow Dash]

Oh, and by the way...

Any Prince who wishes people to bend over to be his 'steed' will be promptly locked in a prison shower room in the doggy position.

Nobody said that you would be a person at your time of employ.

[Night]

I call God. I hereby:
Give all princes the power to live on my earth
Give all sultans bitchin crowns with jewels
Let Fly say whatever the fuck he said
Take all poorly endowed women and re-endow them with God's Gracious C-cups
and
Have all the material posessions I want.

P.S. Saph and Gunny are to live in "Bitchston" Kansas, and be ruled over by Smash, or the "Supreme Bitch"

[Kaffee]

if the pays right I'll be a Knight in your court.

[Rainbow Dash]

This thread isnt about you, Mal. That post was blasphemy in so many ways it was hardly even funny.

Executed thus far:
Lades
Fly
Gunny
Mal

Still pitifully and hopelessly waiting for someone to get the QFG referrance about the vampire sultan (which should be nobody since the only person who played any of the series doesnt know he's a vampire.)

[Kaffee]

hey, I want a job, but I don't for less than 3 potch an hour. :D

[Dark Luther]

Hey, I'm descended from two noble lines...,
how come I don't get a hot body guard...

I'm waging a war of nobility on you....

[Night]

This thread isnt about you, Mal. That post was blasphemy in so many ways it was hardly even funny.

Executed thus far:
Lades
Fly
Gunny
Mal

Still pitifully and hopelessly waiting for someone to get the QFG referrance about the vampire sultan (which should be nobody since the only person who played any of the series doesnt know he's a vampire.)
If I'm not god then why did I predict that Saph and Gunny would be the bitches of Smash?

[Rainbow Dash]

And I'm descended from fucking Dracula.

If I'm not god then why did I predict that Saph and Gunny would be the bitches of Smash?
That's just blatantly obvious.

[Dark Luther]

....... . . . . . .
( snaps fingers and small group of minions rush forward and break Mal's shins with a crowbar, then carry him away )....

Anyway - the we are from competing houses Maygarian...

[Kaffee]

okay, okay, 2 potch an hour. :(

[Rainbow Dash]

Never heard of you.

Seriously, who the fuck are you and why are you in my presence?

okay, okay, 2 potch an hour. :(
Deal.

[Kaffee]

alright, now I'll be able to feed Lekky and my three pigs. :D

[Dark Luther]

Never heard of you.

Seriously, who the fuck are you and why are you in my presence?


Deal.
What....,
sir, do you question my veracity...?
Be have at you...
( takes out leather glove and smack at vagrant's face...)

[Rainbow Dash]

Pah! Useless! I can read your every move WHILE looking into the future. You have already lost.

[Chicken Little]

This thread isnt about you, Mal. That post was blasphemy in so many ways it was hardly even funny.

Executed thus far:
Lades
Fly
Gunny
Mal

Still pitifully and hopelessly waiting for someone to get the QFG referrance about the vampire sultan (which should be nobody since the only person who played any of the series doesnt know he's a vampire.)

Woah woah woah woah timeout, your panties twisted what when now?

You come up with a lame ass retort ala 'i know you are but what am i' regarding my section denoting you as a queer buttsecksing homo and you presume that it is enough to 'execute' me? Let alone such an attempt after i used the giant cock of a a fluffy bunny to mock decapitate your ass.

See this section is reality.

You see where Pluto is currently? Knock that fucker to the edge of the damn universe and you have the shit rumbling around in your head atm. ala not reality.

So yeah, ima have to ask you to sit back and cop that shit that you got killed by a giant cock.

Pwzowned by sheer awesomeness:
Yvl including any and all aspects of himself
Yvl's children if he has any
Yvl's childrens children
Yvl's childrens childrens children
Yvl's childrens childrens childrens children

[Miles]

*Cries* Oh, the violence!! Make it stop!! Make it stop~

[Pinkie Pie]

After giving it much thought, I've decided to follow the example of my favorite video game "hero" and become an inept ninja. Because of my sudden aweomeness, this shall mean some sudden changes. What you can expect :

Prancing around in flamboyantly colored armor.
Stealing any decorative weapons you have on hand and proclaiming that they are the legendary (X) of (Y), where x is the type of weapon, and y is a flashy name of some sort.
Running away at the first sign of possible defeat.
The best theme song ever written by man.
Befriending your enemies in the end and blowing myself up to defeat you, or, if you are not available, your second-in-command. (That doesn't come until later though, after you've condemned me to eternal damnation for my incompetance. According to contract, it's at the end of a five year period, after the vacation benifits kick in) I hereby offer my services to you, my liege. All I ask for in payment is said awesome theme song and free access to any and all awesome looking weapon thingies.

[Miles]

Tessa-Chan! You traitor T__T

[Dark Luther]

After giving it much thought, I've decided to follow the example of my favorite video game "hero" and become an inept ninja. Because of my sudden aweomeness, this shall mean some sudden changes. What you can expect :

Prancing around in flamboyantly colored armor.
Stealing any decorative weapons you have on hand and proclaiming that they are the legendary (X) of (Y), where x is the type of weapon, and y is a flashy name of some sort.
Running away at the first sign of possible defeat.
The best theme song ever written by man.
Befriending your enemies in the end and blowing myself up to defeat you, or, if you are not available, your second-in-command. (That doesn't come until later though, after you've condemned me to eternal damnation for my incompetance. According to contract, it's at the end of a five year period, after the vacation benifits kick in) I hereby offer my services to you, my liege. All I ask for in payment is said awesome theme song and free access to any and all awesome looking weapon thingies.


Maybe a female ninja...,
you'll never catch us male ninja doing that stuff...

...unless there's a female ninja involved of course....,
then all is up in the air...
except the armor - I wouldn't wear the armor under any circumstances...


What's your theme song by the way...?

[Rainbow Dash]

Very well! I have bought the rights to the song "Happy Smile Hello" from Digi Charat Panyo Panyo, and I bestow upon you the Axe of Wai.

[Dark Luther]

I wasn't asking you, your not a ninja...
I was asking Hotaru-chan...

There's only three and a half ninjas in EF...

[Bloozilla]

Pirates are cooler than ninjas. Arrr! O.o

[Rainbow Dash]

Pirates are cooler than ninjas. Arrr! O.o
Through a near infinite number of polls throughout the internet, the above statement has been proven false.

[Bloozilla]

Through a near infinite number of polls throughout the internet, the above statement has been proven false.
:(:(:(

[Pinkie Pie]

Tessa-Chan! You traitor T__T

Traitor? I was making the offer to you.

Maybe a female ninja...,
you'll never catch us male ninja doing that stuff...

ORLY? ('http://www.answers.com/topic/gilgamesh-final-fantasy')

What's your theme song by the way...?

Not Panyo Panyo. ('http://ffmusic.ffshrine.org/ff5midis/ff5-2-03-battle_with_gilgamesh.mid')

Very well! I have bought the rights to the song "Happy Smile Hello" from Digi Charat Panyo Panyo, and I bestow upon you the Axe of Why.

A tempting offer! I have been seeking the Axe of Wai for quite some time. Hmm...

[The Deity]

Well if you're imitating Freyjadour, I think any portion of land could do much, much worse to have a ruler.

You have the support of the Empire of Zereth.

[Miles]

Really?! *Clings* Oh, Tessa-Chan!! Hooray!

You can have ANY theme song you want and you'll get 500 gold coins a week. As well as a free room and free food. And you can sleep in on mondays.
>.> Cos no one likes mondays...

[Dark Luther]

Sigh, now Tess has deciples...

[Pinkie Pie]

Really?! *Clings* Oh, Tessa-Chan!! Hooray!

You can have ANY theme song you want and you'll get 500 gold coins a week. As well as a free room and free food. And you can sleep in on mondays.
>.> Cos no one likes mondays...

Hm, so now I have two offers... one offering the almighty axe of Wai, the legendary axe said to be able to cleave the gods in half, and one offering a proper theme song to display my true awesomeness...

Aha! A solution presents itself~!

*swipes the Axe of Why and works for Holly*

It was the Mondays that did it for me.

And now, with the power of the Axe of Wai in my possession, I am unbeatable!

[Snips]

P.S. Saph and Gunny are to live in "Bitchston" Kansas, and be ruled over by Smash, or the "Supreme Bitch"

Sorry biatch, I live in Ontario, not Kansas.

Following said trends, I promote myself to Fon Master alongside Ion, and gain the following privelages and powers.


I can use Daathic Fonic artes, which include the ability to vaporize anything within a 10 foot radius
I am in command of the God-Generals, and they can usurp princes, nice and bloody.
I can read the score, the supreme prophecy of the future, and I see that I kill any who rival me
I'll have uber-cool green hair, like Ion!
If you mistreat me, I'll refuse to read the score for you, and doing it yourself is blasphemy before Lorelei and shall be punished.
I have an army of cheagles! Beat that!!!


Oh, and the Order of Lorelei recognizes Holly's Kingdom as a noble monarchy and would love to do trade with them.

[Miles]

Yeah~ Go my super awesome Kingdom of...Um...Super awesomenuss!

[Snips]

As well, the score claims that your kingdom will soon experience unprecedented prosperity. Nice, huh?

[Dark Marmosett]

Can't execute me. Your power doesn't reign high enough to execute someone like me.

[Wallie Wildo]

Here, it's a tribute. *gives you teh WATERHEATER*
YOU CANT DO THAT *shoots j00*

[Setzophone]

(Don't worry, it weren't the real waterheater)

[Rainbow Dash]

Why is Holly so much more loved than me? What have I done to opress you? Besides the executions and such?

Can't execute me. Your power doesn't reign high enough to execute someone like me.
Using the same power of deduction you have used in this quote, I counter your statement with a "Yes, I can."

[Chicken Little]

Yeah~ Go my super awesome Kingdom of...Um...Super awesomenuss!

What is this, rip off fly month?

*denies holly all awesomeness traits for failure to honour paragraph 3 of the ' supah dupah awesomeness clause'*

Last i checked i was the one who claimed all awesomeness, making your kingdom...well..not awesome.

[Dark Marmosett]

Nope. You have no authority to order a execution of a furry..only humans. :P

[Rainbow Dash]

Nope. You have no authority to order a execution of a furry..only humans. :P
Well, I just did.

Not to mention that most would say that furries are more executable due to to the fur catching on fire better than skin.

[Dark Luther]

This has progressed very badly indeed...,
Somehow..., the nobility has lost it's noble aspect...

[Rainbow Dash]

It's because of the late gunny not accepting his death like a goddamn 2-year old again and attempting to haunt up the place. Fortunately, I have exorcists.

[Pinkie Pie]

Last i checked i was the one who claimed all awesomeness, making your kingdom...well..not awesome.

Does this mean I need to change employers? o_o

[Sassafrass Raistimass]

Batshit Gilgy was a ninja?

[Pinkie Pie]

Batshit Gilgy was a ninja?

I've always heard him described as such, though I guess his "class" is kinda up for grabs, since he doesn't seem to have any real qualms about using every single weapon he can find.

[Rainbow Dash]

Hey! Stop ignoring me! I'm your prince dammit!

[Setzophone]

How bout a nice rebellion?

[Chicken Little]

Does this mean I need to change employers? o_o

Not at all, i just deducted all awesomeness from Hollys kingdom is all, and that if she wants to keep it as super awesome I'll be requiring some form of tithe as the price of awesomeness.

[Rainbow Dash]

My new avatar has nothing to do with anything. Just wanted to clear that up.

[Setzophone]

v.v of course.

[Dark Marmosett]

No one cares if you are a prince. Royalty holds no power now a days. :P

[Snips]

No one cares if you are a prince. Royalty holds no power now a days. :P

That's why I became a Fon Master; they're above princes and will always be ubercool, yay!

[Dark Marmosett]

I call prime minister then since I'm scottish now.

[Snips]

Whoa, hey, scottish now? Like, you weren't before? I've been part scottish since I've been born, lol

[Dark Marmosett]

I have been too. 25%..but now I act the scottish part now lad.

[Snips]

Ach, but ye don't have the Scottish accent, laddie!

[Dark Marmosett]

*fo slaps* Fuck yeh. Rot in bloody hell with the bad guys.

[Rainbow Dash]

I call prime minister then since I'm scottish now.
Someone already elected themselves into that position on another site.

Holly, I recently recieved a message from your father offering half your kingdom as long as I never proposed to you ever again. Why do all these people hate me? Oh well, I gots my own kingdom now.

[Dark Luther]

It is up for the lower nobility to rise the people against you vagrants and usurpers...
As my fore-father before me, I shall make a mockery of the ruling class...

[Pinkie Pie]

What's this? My liege being harassed and her lands taken from her?

*start music*

Ha ha! Now the real fight begins! Behold, the Axe of Wai!

*takes out the Axe of Why and attacks Yvl*

Hyah!

*....one damage*

....what's this?

*attack attack attack*

*.....one damage*

This is the almighty Axe of Wai?

*attack attack attack attack*

I've been had!

*runs for her life*

[Dark Marmosett]

On another site maybe. But not here. *kicks the yvlfuck off his throne and breaks his crown* You are prince nothing.

[Miles]

*Cries* My pretty lands of awesomenuss!!

[Dark Marmosett]

Besides...isn't this when the knight hero of the story is supposed to come in and slay yvlfuck and save holly and the rest of us from his horrible reign of crappy tyranny and be a good king and everyone lives happily ever after? Wheres Noah when you need him here.

[Night]

*knight hero of the story kills Yvlfuck*

[Miles]

He's off having fun T__T

I'm sure he's marked "Rescuing the Holly and her kingdom" in his date-book, though o.o;

[Dark Marmosett]

WOOT! Noah came an conquered the yvlfuck! NOW WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! Woot woot!

[Miles]

*Blinks* Wow...He must have a fast horsey...

[Dark Marmosett]

Fast. LIKE THE SEA!

[Pinkie Pie]

*looks around*

Aha! The battle is won! With my expert stealth tactics, the enemy was successfully distracted long enough to allow Sir Noah the finishing blow!

*kicks Yvl for giving her a fake axe*

[Dark Marmosett]

WOOT! *pops a bottle of champagne* Drinks on the house!

[Miles]

I...I only drink Pepsi.

[Pinkie Pie]

*is completely plastered*

[Miles]

*Has no Pepsi* T_T

[Rainbow Dash]

Sorry, I was feasting on a form of endangered bird, and I... Oh dear. I see you have had quite a bit of fun with my body double, Roy. That was not very nice at all. Oh well. Anyway, as I was saying, there was some Pepsi left over from the feast, so here you go, Holly.

*Pepsi theme plays, logo appears at the bottom of the screen*

[Kaffee]

Pepsi sounds good, me thirsty.

[Dark Marmosett]

Don't take it. Its poisoned.

[Setzophone]

What's it poisoned with?

[Dark Marmosett]

Lots of things...but majority is cawky.

[Dark Luther]

Does it really make a differance...?



( Luther, with his host of exiled military cadre and his band of peasant revolutionaries storms the feast and knocks the pepsi from Yvl's hand with his broadsword - Colada...)

Your move usurper....


( I think a mexican standoff may ensue soon...,
there are, as I coun't - 4,5, no maybe 6 differant parties here )...

[Setzophone]

Oh God... Isn't the Cawky poison not allowed... that's like a war crime!

[Dark Marmosett]

ITS DEADLIER THEN VX!

[Chicken Little]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kaffee]

*spits it out into Lathan's face* Whoops, sorry. hee, hee.

[Dark Luther]

Guess not...
( scratches head with butt of sword, as people in front of him proceed to spit, talk, and randomely yell....

[Rainbow Dash]

It's poisoned with nothing. Nothing except commercialism.

*smiles for the camera*

Pepsi, the choice drink of royalty everywhere!

[Dark Marmosett]

THATS EVEN DEADLIER THEN G3!

[Miles]

I want Pepsi T_T

[Nickelback]

This thread title never ceases to make me giggle. Yvl, a prince. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Dark Marmosett]

Ewww..smash giggles.

[Miles]

o.o Giggling is good for the soul.

[Dark Marmosett]

Not when a guy...guys don't giggle. They heartily laugh.

[Bloozilla]

*Giggles*

[Dark Marmosett]

Bloo has over 5 months of time on EF. Thats a major accomplishment.

[Bloozilla]

Yeah, a major accomplishment proving to everyone that I have no life =P

[Rainbow Dash]

I want Pepsi T_T
I said I'd give you one!

[Miles]

Pepsiiiiii~ *holds out hands*

[Dark Marmosett]

Still more then anyone else which means you beat em. Hey. Look at lathan. Highest post count. :P

[Dark Luther]

Are we going to have a war of the ruling classes...,
or we gonna just have pepsi....
and if so, can I have one...?

[Miles]

*Gives Luther a cold Pepsi* Fresh from the fridge~

[Dark Marmosett]

Which fridge?

[Pinkie Pie]

It's poisoned with nothing. Nothing except commercialism.

*smiles for the camera*

Pepsi, the choice drink of royalty everywhere!

Ow, my brain.

[Rainbow Dash]

Still more then anyone else which means you beat em. Hey. Look at lathan. Highest post count. :P
You're being off topic, even for spammyland. I didn't think that was possible.

And Luther, I already won the battle.

[Dark Marmosett]

*slaps you* Do I give a damn. Its spam. Spam doesn't have a point.

[Chicken Little]

*slaps you* Do I give a damn. Its spam. Spam doesn't have a point.

Unless its frozen and molded into a point...

[Dark Marmosett]

How did I know that was coming?

[Rainbow Dash]

Unless its frozen and molded into a point...
You were not to divulge the secrects behind my newest weapon! With this I WILL HAVE MY OWN KINGDOM!!!

[Dark Luther]

You're being off topic, even for spammyland. I didn't think that was possible.

And Luther, I already won the battle.

I saw nothing of the kind..., it's quite obvious you are delusional with power and can't see your world collapse around you...

[Chicken Little]

How did I know that was coming?

because you traveled into my present to find such awesome stuff in which frozen pointed spam is a common occurrence associated with militia groups for the Self-Appointed Peoples Ambiguous Movement aka S.P.A.M. You see, we're far superior to modern day aristocracy.

[Rainbow Dash]

Does it really make a differance...?



( Luther, with his host of exiled military cadre and his band of peasant revolutionaries storms the feast and knocks the pepsi from Yvl's hand with his broadsword - Colada...)

Your move usurper....


( I think a mexican standoff may ensue soon...,
there are, as I coun't - 4,5, no maybe 6 differant parties here )...
With this post you challenged commercialism, and thus forefeited your life. I'd think that that's so blatantly obvious that i wouldnt have to point it out. But no, you peons continue to amaze me again and again.

[Miles]

Such big words make the Holly's head ache...

[Dark Marmosett]

Poor poor holly. *pat pat*

[Nickelback]

*Appears in tall blue shining armor with a longsword* WHAT IS YOUR WISH, MY LORD?

[Dark Luther]

Commercialism is the opiate of the working class, used by the Royals to demean and usurp their rights....
I would never forfeit my life under any circumstances - there's always a chance...

Now stop stalling you self pro-claimed prince, and have at the...


( looks to side...)
psst, who's the guy in blue...?

[Dark Marmosett]

Just some nut just out of the mental ward. Pay him no heed.

[Rainbow Dash]

ALL UNITS, $TRIKE OUT AT THE ENEMY!

[Miles]

Oh, no....Not more violence...

[Dark Marmosett]

meh....as if you can't say you didn't see that coming.

[Dark Luther]

ALL UNITS, $TRIKE OUT AT THE ENEMY!
What units...?
Are you delusional...

[Rainbow Dash]

Oh, no....Not more violence...
Then you stop this madman! I am on the defensive here! And I gave you a pepsi!

[Snips]

Ugh, you all levae me no choice.

*throws a gold symbol that everyone dives for and vaporizes you all with a Daathic Fonic Arte*

[Pinkie Pie]

*is quietly stealing the shinier weapons from all sides involved*

[Dark Marmosett]

*sitting on a bench on the side* GIVE HIM THe CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

[Miles]

Gunny! We do not encourage violence! *Pouts*

*Takes Luther and Yvl by the ear* Now, I'm warning you two~

[Dark Marmosett]

WHAT!?! You mean this isn't the wrestling match!?!

[Dark Luther]

WHAT!?! You mean this isn't the wrestling match!?!


...........


( pulls string causing minor explosion, and dissappears from Holly's hold, and appears short distance away )
Ok, ok..., I'll oblige the ladies request...
( rubs ear )
But the Prince must turn over his domination of the people..., and the bunny too...,

( Pulls sword closer as Hotaru tries to take it while she thinks he's not looking )...

[Dark Marmosett]

What!?!? I seriously thought this was a wrestling match.

[Rainbow Dash]

I haven't dominated anyone! I just say "I'm a prince" and all of a sudden all these brigands and lowlifes start trying to steal the land from me that I DON'T EVEN HAVE!

[Dark Marmosett]

Then you can't complain if we aren't doing anything wrong. :P For we are not stealing the land you don't own..

[Miles]

Can I own it? o.o I want land.

[Dark Luther]

I haven't dominated anyone! I just say "I'm a prince" and all of a sudden all these brigands and lowlifes start trying to steal the land from me that I DON'T EVEN HAVE!

Brigand and lowlife..., now you have not only questioned my veracity, but offended my honor by insulting me...,
have at thee again...

( slaps Yvl a second time with a glove )...

[Rainbow Dash]

Holly, I'm trying not to fight anyone, but this bandit is not allowing me to remain peaceful.

Oh well, consider yourself executed.

[Pinkie Pie]

*music starts as she swipes Luther's glove*

Ha ha! You fools will now fall prey to the mighty Glove of Luther!

*proceeds to beat Yvl over the head with the glove*

[Rainbow Dash]

Behold! The shiny armed explosive of Antitessa!

[Pinkie Pie]

Well, can't say I don't know when to quit.

Hyah!

*bolts for her life again*

[Rainbow Dash]

*throws it at luther instead*

[Dark Marmosett]

If its anti tessa...its not gonna work on luther..besides...can't kill him. Hes like a minja. Except not a midget.

[Snips]

Screw this, no one's listening to the Fon Master

*becomes a Biskmatar instead*

Haha, now, bring it on! Wait... if this isn't the wrestling match, then what is it?

[Dark Marmosett]

Thats what I want to know. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

[Rainbow Dash]

If its anti tessa...its not gonna work on luther..besides...can't kill him. Hes like a minja. Except not a midget.
What's in a name? A hand grenade by any other name would kill as well.

Not to mention that it is just as much a combination of antioch and Tessa as it is anti-tessa.

[Dark Marmosett]

But having that name makes it given its only anti that.

[Rainbow Dash]

But having that name makes it given its only anti that.
Please stop trying to make sense of what your feeble commoner mind cannot properly grasp. I have the divine right to rename any weapon as I see fit, provided I have access to the regal white-out. Which I do.

Anyway, the fact is that it's blown up by now and Luther is removed from this world.

[Dark Luther]

See how he demeans the lower classes from his un-earned position of power...

Besides - even if the grenade would work on me ( it probably wouldn't ), you forgot to count to 3 before releasing it - keeping it from being activated...

like this -
one, two, five...I mean three...
( throws it behind him as it explodes...)

[Rainbow Dash]

How does one throw an already detonated grenade?

[Miles]

*Scratches head* ...I'm awfully confused. You guys better not be being mean again!!

[Snips]

*grabs Holly by the arm* THEY ARE, THEY ARE! BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THEM! YOU CAN DO IT, GIRL!

[Dark Marmosett]

Mmmm.....no. Besides. I could melt your skin away with one blast of my Fire Pike.

[Miles]

They're...Being....MEAN!!?

*Pulls out the Piko Hammer* I warned you guys!! DON'T make me mad!!

Play nice and be quiet lil children...

[Dark Luther]

Yvl started it with his words of tyrrany and domination of the masses - I was just trying to defend the proletariat....

Besides - I didn't throw the grenade at someone...
( glares at Yvl...)

[Lord Juno Callen]

Bah, the proletariat have to steal the good weapons from the bourgeoisie... But the proletariat has the most numbers... usually.... WHO SHOULD I JOIN!?!?!?!????

[Nickelback]

Bah, the proletariat have to steal the good weapons from the bourgeoisie... But the proletariat has the most numbers... usually.... WHO SHOULD I JOIN!?!?!?!????
O_o

What?

[Dark Luther]

What are you talking about - since when do those isiots have good weapons...
Besides - I supplied weapons to the masses...,
we have weapons you haven't even heard of....

[Lord Juno Callen]

But yous lacks moneys to further research and development, if you didn't then you yourselfs would be the bourgeoisie... Hmmm... Workin' Class 1
Rich Peeps 0

[Dark Marmosett]

Its something from marxism. XP

[Rainbow Dash]

Yvl started it with his words of tyrrany and domination of the masses - I was just trying to defend the proletariat....

Besides - I didn't throw the grenade at someone...
( glares at Yvl...)
It's not a matter of who started it. I was simply defending myself by anihilating your very being, which was an unwarranted threat to my own, however meager a threat you may have been. I was just trying to defend the peace that Holly loves so much.

[Lord Juno Callen]

It's called a prempetive strike!

[Miles]

Does this mean that Yvl is a Prince of peace and justice~

Or do you all just pity me? o.o;;

[Lord Juno Callen]

Justice, cause is justified in his right to a premeptive strike! DOWN WITH THE THREAT AT OUR BORDERS~!

[Miles]

Oh, ok. *nods* Makes sense o.o;; I think...

*Coughs* I-I'm...Not confused...Honest...

[Pinkie Pie]

What are you talking about - since when do those isiots have good weapons...
Besides - I supplied weapons to the masses...,
we have weapons you haven't even heard of....

*sneaks out the back*

Not anymore you don't. :D

[Rainbow Dash]

Does this mean that Yvl is a Prince of peace and justice~

Uh, yeah, that.

[Dark Luther]

Does this mean that Yvl is a Prince of peace and justice~

Or do you all just pity me? o.o;;

No, it doesn't....


And you don't need money to make weapons if you already know how to make them yourself...

[Lord Juno Callen]

Uh yeah, you do. It's called raw materials...

[Rainbow Dash]

Uh yeah, you do. It's called raw materials...
He got you.

[Setzophone]

Uh yeah, you do. It's called raw materials...
The villagers can't get any building supplies >.>

[Dark Marmosett]

We is too poor cause that miser of a "prince" Whores. I mean hordes all of it.

[Miles]

*Coughs* ...

[Dark Marmosett]

What. Its true. He keeps it all for his selfish self.

[Lord Juno Callen]

The villagers can't get any building supplies >.>
MAKE MORE TOOLS!!! THE VILLAGERS NEED ALCOHOL!! THE VILLAGERS NEED A PLACE OF WORSHIP!!! YOUR PEOPLE ARE STARVING!!!!



*THROWS COMP. OUT WINDOW*

[Dark Marmosett]

WHERE IS MOSES WHEN YOU NEED HIM TO LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND!?!

[Setzophone]

Over there man, talking to the burning bush.

[Dark Marmosett]

Well go get him. WE NEED HIM!

[Setzophone]

Yo, Moses. You're needed. Assist John... John Rambo.

[Lord Juno Callen]

*Jumps on Rambo and rides round' room* WOO HOO!! LOOK AT ME!!! I'M RIDING THE RAMBO!!! BUCK RAMBO, BUCK!!!

[Rainbow Dash]

We is too poor cause that miser of a "prince" Whores. I mean hordes all of it.
Or because animals dont get money. Ever think of that? HUH?!

I mean look at Tessa, she's got as many weapons as she wants, all thanks to the prosperity I have brought upon us.

Or so I would say if I EVEN HAD ANY PART IN THE GOVERNMENTAL PROCESS!

[Lord Juno Callen]

Princey, Can I be your sidekick? I WUV YOUR IMAGE!

[Rainbow Dash]

Which one? I have like 1500 of them.

[Lord Juno Callen]

YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN~!! SECOND IN COMMAND!! WOOTERS!!! WOOTNESS!!! WOOTYS!!!

[Dark Marmosett]

Or because animals dont get money. Ever think of that? HUH?!

I mean look at Tessa, she's got as many weapons as she wants, all thanks to the prosperity I have brought upon us.

Or so I would say if I EVEN HAD ANY PART IN THE GOVERNMENTAL PROCESS! Prosperous....then why is everyone else suffering and starving and dying.

[Rainbow Dash]

Prosperous....then why is everyone else suffering and starving and dying.
I just told you, you're the only one.

[Lord Juno Callen]

I'm quite content! *licks Yvl's boots*

[Dark Marmosett]

What are you talking about. Setzy and the others are suffering as well.

[Setzophone]

*is a sufferin'*

[Dark Marmosett]

See. *points*

[Rainbow Dash]

...and why is that my problem?

[Dark Marmosett]

Cause you are supposed ruler of the land and us. Thats why. Now step down or step up the living conditions and pay up to actually currency and not lint and buttons.

[Rainbow Dash]

Cause you are supposed ruler of the land and us. Thats why. Now step down or step up the living conditions and pay up to actually currency and not lint and buttons.
Not my fault you signed that contract without reading the fine print.

Besides, I think you have me confused with a king.

[Miles]

I'm quite content! *licks Yvl's boots*

Any self-respect you had...It just walked out the door. *Knocks you on the head with a newspaper*

What am I going to do with you guys?!

And Yvl...You wanted to take over real bad before...If you wanna be all "Do this and do that" you like...Gotta be nice to the suffering peoples.

Honestly...Did you learn nothing and royalty college?!

[Dark Marmosett]

We didn't even get a contract. <_<

[Rainbow Dash]

Well if the suffering peoples are trying to kill me for things I haven't even done, then what? They obviously must have been violent and evil before they began suffering!

[Lord Juno Callen]

Yup, *polishes my princes armor*

[Rainbow Dash]

Are you implying that MY armor gets dirty?! Of all the insolent...

[Lord Juno Callen]

No, I never said that... you can spank me if you wish. But, I figured I would clean the already clean.

[Dark Marmosett]

Nope. WE was only miserable until you came into whatever power you have now.

[Snips]

Hmm...

I think I'll just...

*Hacks admin CP and changes Yvl's name to Prince Charmless*

... Don't mind me, been playing too much Dragon Quest 8....

[Rainbow Dash]

Nope. WE was only miserable until you came into whatever power you have now.
Your poor grammar has proven to be your downfall. Thank you!

[Snips]

Your claim to royalty isn't even proper grammar, I mean, is THAT supposed to be your standard bearer?

*Points to a n00b holding a "k1ngd0m 0f 1337" banner*

[Rainbow Dash]

Your claim to royalty isn't even proper grammar, I mean, is THAT supposed to be your standard bearer?

*Points to a n00b holding a "k1ngd0m 0f 1337" banner*
Fuck no.

[king kuppy]

I think that top the tater chip dip pwns us all.

[Snips]

And Kuppy wins this thread

[Dark Luther]

Raw materials...,
my good men - the land has all the materials we need...

With a few ambushes - we can also liberate some supplies from Yvl...

Who will join me in a little guerrilla warfare...?

[Snips]

Raw Materials? Where are we, Canada?

*gets hit in the head with a flying hockey stick*

Oww... well, to the forests, then! Oh, and if someone wants to scout the oil, go ahead, I'll catch up!

[Rainbow Dash]

Why are you still alive? I blew you up. Stop trying to rebel from beyond the grave - I do have exorcists, after all.

[Snips]

I hope you mean Luther, I don't remember being blown up

[Dark Luther]

What the hell are you talking about - you seem to have quite the problem with being in a delusional state on the basis of my existance..., and what occurs to me...


If you check back, I was never blown up...
Maybe you should better shape your rping revolt suppression skills...

[Snips]

*gives Luther a cookie* There, sugary goodness to help your existance! ^_^

0.o;;

Did I just act like Holly again? I had too much sugar, I eateded the rest of those cookies....

[Dark Luther]

Yeah, just stay off the pepsi and you should be fine...

[Snips]

Pepsi???

...

^_^

PEPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Rainbow Dash]

What the hell are you talking about - you seem to have quite the problem with being in a delusional state on the basis of my existance..., and what occurs to me...


If you check back, I was never blown up...
Maybe you should better shape your rping revolt suppression skills...
You were blown up after spouting some nonsense about having to count to a certain number - you obviously confused my explosive with another famous explosive.

Don't worry though, most ghosts refuse to acknowledge their death.

[Snips]

*throws Pepsi grenade at Yvl in all its uberstickiness*

Screw this, I'm sleep deprived and hyper, I'm gonna go to sleep before I wind up dressing up in a pink clown suit and jumping off a bridge laughing, then landing in the water, and screaming how cold it is, and running back inside, and yeah I think I'll just go to bed now....

[Rainbow Dash]

BWAHAHAHA!

FOOL! YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT OF A WEAPON HAS MERELY REFRESHED ME!

[Kaffee]

the next person that throws a pepsi at the prince gets a Coke and a Smile. :D

[Setzophone]

*Throws a whole cube of Pepsi at Yvl* Oh, forgot to take them out of the case >.<;; I think I killed him.

[Kaffee]

well, what can you expect for 2 potch an hour.

[Dark Luther]

Oro..?

[Dark Marmosett]

I shall join you luther if it brings him to a downfall and new good order is placed...and yvl..if you haven't noticed. that was all part to say we are not even educated cause of you being a cruel prince.

[Rainbow Dash]

I shall join you luther if it brings him to a downfall and new good order is placed...and yvl..if you haven't noticed. that was all part to say we are not even educated cause of you being a cruel prince.
Nice try but... wait, no it wasnt... anyway, nice try, but I only declared myself a prince within the past week or two. I can't have had a part in your education.

[Dark Marmosett]

Since you just became ruler recently. We take this as a recent thing. Not a over time thing. :P

[Rainbow Dash]

Alright, this has become a question of your logic, not your education.

[Setzophone]

well, what can you expect for 2 potch an hour.
I figured that eventually I'd get to meet Viktor... but NOOOO that doesn't happen to worthless peasants like us. Meh, it'd be nice to stumble along into an adventure that led up to me owning my own castle in the middle of a big ole ocean. Ah, to dream.

[Dark Luther]

The time for confusing dialog is over - we must move towards action...


( orders archers at the edges of the forest to fire upon Yvl's castle wall's walkpath )

[Dark Marmosett]

WTF yvl. This is spammy land. Logic doesn't apply here.

[Rainbow Dash]

The time for confusing dialog is over - we must move towards action...


( orders archers at the edges of the forest to fire upon Yvl's castle wall's walkpath )
You're mistaken. I have no castle at this time. I'm sure that whoever you did just lay seige to, though, is pretty upset.

WTF yvl. This is spammy land. Logic doesn't apply here.
Then don't pretend to use it.

[Dark Marmosett]

Its meant for the theme. *comes over and murderkicks the yvl to the shins*

[Snips]

Wait, this IS Spammyland!

*starts singing White and Nerdy by Weird Al*

"Spend my nights with a roll up bubble wrap, pop pop, hope no one sees me... get freaky!"

[Rainbow Dash]

Wait, this IS Spammyland!

*starts singing White and Nerdy by Weird Al*

"Spend my nights with a roll up bubble wrap, pop pop, hope no one sees me... get freaky!"
What did you think it was?

[Dark Marmosett]

*steals yvlfucks crown* I GOT YER CROWN! I GOT YER CROWN! *runs off*