Kurbee
07-07-2004, 04:13 PM
(Bold = Violent J, Italicized = Snoop Dogg, Normal = Shaggy, [] = Commercial Skit, () = Fat Pat and Mike E. Clark)
What up ya'll, welcome to the show,
I'm Shaggy like ya don't ****in' know!
This is my side kick, Fat Pat,
He goes (hehehehe) and all of that (thats right),
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died!
This bitch in front of me was like a hudred and five!
Been worried about drunks and midnight truckers,
Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha ****as (hahaha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (yea),
Then she makes a right into my side door!
This comedy ****'s gettin' old,
The game is to be sold not to be told (Oh Yea),
You can feel the excitement right? (Yea)
Snoop Dogg is wit us tonight!
Hahaha thats what I'm sayin'
Cause on the Shaggy Show, **** we ain't playin!(Hell Naw)
And that ain't it, also on the show,
Is a motha ****a that, well, some of you know,
You see him with me a lot, hes like a brother,
Violent J's in this motha ****a! (I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Mike (Whats up?) How ya doin' today? (Just Great Shaggs)
That's great, Now lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and the Gangasta Fun Band!
[TV SKIT 1]
Do your homies have money, are you broke?
Yea.
Do bitches look at you like some kinda joke?
Straight Up!
Theres nothing you can do except get your PHD.
Playa Hata's Degree?
Thats right.
Oh hell yea!
Player Hater's Acadamy located on Well Farm in Detroit, offers the finest in Player Hation Tactics.
Yea thats right!
Such as the bitch hater.
Hey Man **** that fine ass bitch!
Or the look shooker
Yo bitch I might be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!
Or the nevwer ending shooting star.
Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin' that bitch!
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
Word up!
[END TV SKIT]
Ok, My first guest he's nutty as hell,
He just served a half a year in the county jail,
Well now he's back, for now at least,
Violent J's in this bitch ass peice!
What up ya'll, What's happenin'?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it,
If I don't hurry up, and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your TV glass,
Anyway, I been workin on this brand new ****,
A brand new group with my homies Twiztid,
It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll?
Huh, Huh, Hell naw!
Now I been hearin' a little, this and that,
About you havin' some kind of a panic attack,
Tell us, umm, Is it true,
and when you have one what the **** do you do?
Well I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee,
and then all a sudden im like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin' out pedestrians,
Until I get my shot of Calipholestrian.
But thats all over now, Its old hat,
Im a perfectly normal necrophiliac,
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it,
I might grab ya neck and do bad things with it.
Well on that note, thank ya J, Sure.
For real, What about poppin' one of those Salopian pills? (hahaha)
Take ya ass backstage now and relax Im Straight.
Snoop Dogg is coming up next! Stay right here we'll be right back!
[TV SKIT 2]
I like my chili hot, As a matter of fact I like my chili so god damn hot you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful! When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin' I reach for that bottle of Momma's god damn hot chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions, thats hot, god damn hot, ask for it by name.
[END TV SKIT]
Thanks Fellas! Alright, Oh! Were back,
My next guest pionered the sound in whack,
He's come a long way from the LBC,
Please welcome Snoop D-O-Double-G
Look up in the sky its a bird, its a plane,
It's the big Dogg ya'll ****in' wit the Insane,
Clowns get down nigga, I represent the town
Hey yo, Violent J lets smoke half of this pound,
I stay gangsta like Fonz, I drop the bomb,
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise ya arms,
So, any MC that disagree with me,
Step up and watch ya mutha ****in' ass meet ya feet.
Snoop What? Now ya got platinum on ya walls, While other fools starin'...Scratch they balls What? They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal ya flow, Now What up? How is that so?
It's like everywhere I look and everywhere I go,
Some bitch ass nigga's tryin' ta steal my flow,
But I don't pay em no attention, oh should I mention,
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension, bounce,
Makin' up corners smokin' up dope,
Smokin' that weed hangin' out with my loc's and folks,
Don't give a **** about nuttin' at all,
Thats why I'm known to the world as big mutha ****in' Snoop Dogg, Nigga!
Snoop Dogg everybody,
Now we gotta bring our close to the party, (Already One?)
Thanks Violent J, My Loc
And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke!
Join us next time, for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Lettas to Chalio (Dang!)
Thats it for now, Im out this bitch, Yo gangsta fun, Show em how you got rich!
What up ya'll, welcome to the show,
I'm Shaggy like ya don't ****in' know!
This is my side kick, Fat Pat,
He goes (hehehehe) and all of that (thats right),
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died!
This bitch in front of me was like a hudred and five!
Been worried about drunks and midnight truckers,
Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha ****as (hahaha)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (yea),
Then she makes a right into my side door!
This comedy ****'s gettin' old,
The game is to be sold not to be told (Oh Yea),
You can feel the excitement right? (Yea)
Snoop Dogg is wit us tonight!
Hahaha thats what I'm sayin'
Cause on the Shaggy Show, **** we ain't playin!(Hell Naw)
And that ain't it, also on the show,
Is a motha ****a that, well, some of you know,
You see him with me a lot, hes like a brother,
Violent J's in this motha ****a! (I like that kid Violent J)
Hey Mike (Whats up?) How ya doin' today? (Just Great Shaggs)
That's great, Now lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and the Gangasta Fun Band!
[TV SKIT 1]
Do your homies have money, are you broke?
Yea.
Do bitches look at you like some kinda joke?
Straight Up!
Theres nothing you can do except get your PHD.
Playa Hata's Degree?
Thats right.
Oh hell yea!
Player Hater's Acadamy located on Well Farm in Detroit, offers the finest in Player Hation Tactics.
Yea thats right!
Such as the bitch hater.
Hey Man **** that fine ass bitch!
Or the look shooker
Yo bitch I might be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!
Or the nevwer ending shooting star.
Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin' that bitch!
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
Word up!
[END TV SKIT]
Ok, My first guest he's nutty as hell,
He just served a half a year in the county jail,
Well now he's back, for now at least,
Violent J's in this bitch ass peice!
What up ya'll, What's happenin'?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it,
If I don't hurry up, and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your TV glass,
Anyway, I been workin on this brand new ****,
A brand new group with my homies Twiztid,
It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll?
Huh, Huh, Hell naw!
Now I been hearin' a little, this and that,
About you havin' some kind of a panic attack,
Tell us, umm, Is it true,
and when you have one what the **** do you do?
Well I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee,
and then all a sudden im like GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin' out pedestrians,
Until I get my shot of Calipholestrian.
But thats all over now, Its old hat,
Im a perfectly normal necrophiliac,
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it,
I might grab ya neck and do bad things with it.
Well on that note, thank ya J, Sure.
For real, What about poppin' one of those Salopian pills? (hahaha)
Take ya ass backstage now and relax Im Straight.
Snoop Dogg is coming up next! Stay right here we'll be right back!
[TV SKIT 2]
I like my chili hot, As a matter of fact I like my chili so god damn hot you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful! When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin' I reach for that bottle of Momma's god damn hot chili. Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions, thats hot, god damn hot, ask for it by name.
[END TV SKIT]
Thanks Fellas! Alright, Oh! Were back,
My next guest pionered the sound in whack,
He's come a long way from the LBC,
Please welcome Snoop D-O-Double-G
Look up in the sky its a bird, its a plane,
It's the big Dogg ya'll ****in' wit the Insane,
Clowns get down nigga, I represent the town
Hey yo, Violent J lets smoke half of this pound,
I stay gangsta like Fonz, I drop the bomb,
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise ya arms,
So, any MC that disagree with me,
Step up and watch ya mutha ****in' ass meet ya feet.
Snoop What? Now ya got platinum on ya walls, While other fools starin'...Scratch they balls What? They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal ya flow, Now What up? How is that so?
It's like everywhere I look and everywhere I go,
Some bitch ass nigga's tryin' ta steal my flow,
But I don't pay em no attention, oh should I mention,
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension, bounce,
Makin' up corners smokin' up dope,
Smokin' that weed hangin' out with my loc's and folks,
Don't give a **** about nuttin' at all,
Thats why I'm known to the world as big mutha ****in' Snoop Dogg, Nigga!
Snoop Dogg everybody,
Now we gotta bring our close to the party, (Already One?)
Thanks Violent J, My Loc
And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke!
Join us next time, for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Lettas to Chalio (Dang!)
Thats it for now, Im out this bitch, Yo gangsta fun, Show em how you got rich!