The "Yes or No" Game

[Zelphiel]

answer a simple yes or no question and post one of your own.

do you want to play?

[horrible]

possibly

is it possible for a possibility to be probable?

[Dark Marmosett]

Yes

Will the meaning of life ever be anything more than nothing.

[Max Headroom]

no

Do you have $15?

[HellsSmile]

yes!
Are you for real?

[Hachiryu]

Yes.

Do threads always die quickly?

[shattered_system]

No

ARE YOU A SPAMMER

[night sk8r]

Yuppers...

[horrible]

night, your supposed to ask a question after answering one

[Benzine]

Yes


Does this game suck

[shattered_system]

No

dO yOu?

[Hachiryu]

I have to answer that question don't I...
*sigh* Depends on what you mean by that :p


Having fun yet?

[shattered_system]

No, there is no uber spam going on?

Are You having fun yet

[Blackie Chan]

yes
will they ever sentence ppl for life instead of 150 somethin years?

[shattered_system]

yes people that streak dont understand its illegal..........there going to hell for that.

Are you one of the few that are probably going to hell now that i said that, like this freind of a freind of a freind that i have?

[Ashe]

No.
Do you wanna die? *brings up axe*

[shattered_system]

Sure why not

Are you going to kill me now taking one less spammer off the face of the earth or could you find it deep with in your heart to let him free and buy you beer chicks and drugs.

[Blackie Chan]

no
are you tired?

[Ashe]

No but i am bored
are you wasting your life?

[Blackie Chan]

nope using it wisely
do you live in the western hemisphere

[Ashe]

surely do...
have you tried taking your life just for fun?... *looks around*

[Blackie Chan]

yes cause i was bored
have you ever urged somebody to kill themself?

[shattered_system]

Is pie an answer.........i like pie.

Do you like pie

[Blackie Chan]

yes
is apple pie the best pie?

[Ashe]

no...
female pie is the best pie....
have you broken your assbone yet?

[Blackie Chan]

as a matter o fact yes cause i jumped in gym class and fell on my ass
is a kitty mold cooler than the dancing fairys

[Ashe]

of course it is... thats why i made it first...
Do you want one?

[Blackie Chan]

yes if its cheap
have you made any dancing fairys?

[Ashe]

yes i have... and kitty-molds arent expensive... theyre even cheaper if you bring in your own dead kitty...
have you tried kissing the same sex?

[shattered_system]

no

Do you see me

[Blackie Chan]

no
do you listen to rap?

[Ashe]

yep
do you like it?

[Blackie Chan]

yeah
do you like pamela anderson over JLO

[Ashe]

no
have you raped either?

[Blackie Chan]

no but i would like to sex JLO
would you like to sex JLO

[shattered_system]

sure

Do you have a purple banana in your left pocket?

[Blackie Chan]

as a matter o fact i used to be purple but now its white with black spots
would you eat a bannana with white and black spots

[shattered_system]

Maybe if you paid me for it

How much would you pay me for it

[Blackie Chan]

5 bucks
would you accept for 5 or should i add a couple zeros

[shattered_system]

sure i need cash........*Eats banana and dies*
*comes back and haunts chan*\
(spirity voice) ArE yOu GoINg To rEsSEreCT mE

[night sk8r]

No cuz u suck lol

can u take me too the carnival

[Blackie Chan]

yes
unless of course you would prefer money 2000 is my price
money or live?

[shattered_system]

i left my wallet in the spirit world......and thats not a yes or no question
point of advice to you, if you ever die, carry six bucks youll get into heaven....if only we would have raised the bet.......
Do you believe that theres an angel that will let you go to heaven for like 6 bucks.

[Blackie Chan]

yes
are you christian/do you believe in their after life theory

[shattered_system]

yes and maybe

Do you have a kitty?

[Blackie Chan]

yes and i think one died today :( that leaves up with three
do you have a doggy?

[shattered_system]

nope

Have you seen Road Trip

[Blackie Chan]

nope
have you seen Harold and Kumar go to white castle?

[shattered_system]

Yes funny
Note to you-PICK UP THE MOVIE ROAD TRIP AND WATCH IT
have you seen eurotrip

[Blackie Chan]

ok, yes
and should i go to bed

[shattered_system]

sure

are you gone yet

[Hachiryu]

Nope. Not quite that easy to run me off ^_^

Should I be gone yet?

[Ryw]

No you stay or I hire assassins damnit.

Pie?

[Hachiryu]

yes thank you ^_^

Want to share?

[Dionne]

Depends. What kind of pie? =p

Should I be rather tired? I mean, after all, it is 4:40 am.

[shattered_system]

No because now its 7am
do you have over 200 movies

[Omega]

Yes (I actually have more...)

Do you have more than 1000 posts?

[shattered_system]

nope

do you know anyone famous

[Blackie Chan]

yes
do you like negative rep

[Hachiryu]

Not particularly

Sleep well?

[cid]

being that i didn't sleep, no...

do i offend?

[shattered_system]

uh offend who me no

Are you a god

[HellsSmile]

Yes

Do you like broadway shows?

[shattered_system]

iffy

Do you know who i am or who i used to be

[HellsSmile]

No
Is it raining?

[shattered_system]

No

What about now

[HellsSmile]

No!
poop on a crystal chadalier?

[shattered_system]

funny movie........and no.

give an owl drugs

[HellsSmile]

Yes.
Sugar?

[shattered_system]

No crazy enough

that green drink they use in eurotrip the one thats illegal in america because it gives you hilluctinations.

[Hachiryu]

What about it? I haven't tried it if that's what your asking.

Have you?

[shattered_system]

ummmmmm *runs* gets really far away.....i knew i shouldntve drank that last night
Fairy: yeah your screwed here comes the cops run faster man run faster

Do you like to ride your bicycle

[Hachiryu]

I did. But then we moved...

Have you ever moved far far away?

[shattered_system]

far far...no but i have moved three times in my life.

have you moved more than three times in your life?

[Qween B]

no ive never moved

do you like macaroni and cheese?

[Dark Marmosett]

Yes

Do you think my avvy PW3N5!?

[shattered_system]

depends on who your pawning

Are you pawning all the other avies on the site

[Dark Marmosett]

Yes and no.

Do you think that this place is worse than an eternal damnation to hell.

[shattered_system]

no because i help create it worse than an eternal damnation to hell........if the spammers is what your talking about

Are you talking about the spammers

[cid]

STOP ASKING SPECIFIC PERSON ORIENTED QUESTION!~!!~!!~!!~!~! YOU STREAKER!!~!!!!!

yes meesa wubs spamzorz...

Do my grafix PWNZORZ YOUR FACE!!!!!????

[night sk8r]

yuppers

can i hav some fruit cocktail

[cid]

only if i can have some too

do you hate school?

[Blackie Chan]

no cause the classes are easy and the girls are hot some of em at least
do you like school

[Seraph Zero]

Yes. But then, I'm a Senior. I fucking own the school. Of course I enjoy it!

[shattered_system]

uh can i ask the audience........
can i

[Snips]

No :chuckle

Does anyone care if I do or don't?

[king kuppy]

yes
should i kill the penguin

[Dionne]

Freaking no.

Should choosing a college be so hard?

[king kuppy]

no do i know what i am talking aboot

[Pinkie Pie]

No.

Do you ever?

[milly]

i dunno
do u?

[Ryw]

I always do.

Do you... uh... do stuff? :chuckle

[king kuppy]

depends

do you know who the chicken lover is

[Ryw]

Yeah it was the book selling guy.

Uh........... do you.... read........ books? :chuckle

[Ashe]

thats a negative...
have you ever OPENED a book?

[Ryw]

All the time.

Is your favorite color dark neon black?

[Ashe]

nope... its crimson blood red or whatever...
Have you been killed before? :O

[king kuppy]

yesh,
by whome

[The Cleric]

No by me!!!!
Have you ever got ran over before?

[Snips]

Almost, I mean no.

Would you like to own your own harem?

[Ryw]

No, too much work.

Have you watched a movie in the last 24 hours?

[Day]

No. Just some TV.

Have you made any money in the last 24 hours?

[Dark Marmosett]

Nope.

Have you come close to beating a game recently and think its the last boss but then think its not the last boss cause it there seems to be mroe to it than it seems.

[Ashe]

there seems to be mroe to it than it seems.

say wha?
and yes,... have you ever noticed that you dont wanna play a game til its gone?

[Dark Marmosett]

Nope.

Have you?

[Travisblaze]

yes

is this the worst forum game you've played?

[Pinkie Pie]

Not even close.

Have you gone out to a non-fast food place for dinner in the last week?

[Ryw]

No.

Have you gone to a fast food place for breakfast in the past 7 days?

[Trudy]

No

Do you feel homosexuals should have the right to marry?I Do!!

[Dark Marmosett]

No

Do you think allergies suck a major left nut.

[king kuppy]

and they make the right one jealous
what about STDs

[Dark Marmosett]

Yup....they suck as well. =/

Do you think we should ask questions that actually make us just answer yes or no instead of stuff like ^ that.

[Ryw]

Yes.

Have you watched any baseball this year?

[Pinkie Pie]

Nope.

Do you have a job?

[Night]

No.

Huey or Blind Nigga' Samurai?

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes. >.>

Does Mal know how to play this game?

[Night]

I do, but It's fun to screw it up... We should make a this or that game though...

Yes... jerk.

Is pyo stupid?

[Pinkie Pie]

No. Naive and gullible, but not stupid. Assuming pyo is referring to Piyoko. =P

Am I sensing some hostility from Mal?

[Night]

That's not a fair one to ask, cuz how do I know what you're sensing?

No. I was just joking.

pyo?

[Pinkie Pie]

Pyo.

Think anyone but us will post on this for the next 5 rounds?

[Night]

No.

Think Mal is going to stop now because he has some WoW to play?

[Pinkie Pie]

......No?

Think I'm wrong?

[Night]

Yes.... DAMNIT!!!

Blondes?

[Pinkie Pie]

Muhahahaha.... I vin. :D

Yes.

Am I an Independent?

[Night]

Obviously.

Am I really leaving now?

[Pinkie Pie]

Actually I'm registered Dem, but I'm seriously thinking of changing to an Independant since I've recently decided that both sides suck.

Anyways...

Yes.

Am I lying?

[Ryw]

No?

Uh.... hm..... is your current hour (in whichever time zone you may be in) even?

[Pinkie Pie]

Nope.

Your next answer will be No.

Is the above statement true? :D

[Ryw]

You.... you're a crafty one. :chuckle

Is your favorite color bright neon white?

[Travisblaze]

No

do you think AIM Sucks?

[Ryw]

Nope.

Are seals cool?

[Night]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Alphabet?

Actually I'm registered Dem, but I'm seriously thinking of changing to an Independant since I've recently decided that both sides suck.Surprising...

[Pinkie Pie]

Surprising...

Surprising that I'm not registered Independent, or surprising that I think that both the Republican and Democratic parties of today have completely lost sight of their ideals and a general competence of each administration regardless of political party is lacking in one area or another?

Anyways.

Yes.

Grammer?

[king kuppy]

i dont not think so

ain't i wrong?

[Pinkie Pie]

The double negative cancels any significance of your argument in the first place.

Fan of vegetables?

[Ryw]

Yes.

Burritos?

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes. Burritos pwn.

Chimichachas? (sp?)

[Ryw]

Yes.

Hot sauce?

[Pinkie Pie]

Mild? Yes.

Buffalo sauce?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

No.

Do you think tblaze sucks? XD

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes. :paranoid

Was that mean of me?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Not at all.

Like my new avatar?

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes, it's teh witty.

Is "teh" overused?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Possibly.

Is Hotaru a girl?

[Pinkie Pie]

I hope so. o.o;

Is asking questions to which the answer is obvious the "cool" thing now?

[Ryw]

No way, not cool... definitely not cool.

Is the Earth round?

[Night]

Yes, like your mother.

Is there anything not cool about the word kibbles?

[Ryw]

Yes, like your mother.I've seen you bitch about trolling in other threads and yet... this. Grow up.

Is there anything not cool about the word kibbles?Other than the word itself, nothing.

I didn't ask a question! Uh.... do like apples?

[Pinkie Pie]

Do.

Do you sleep more than 7 hours a night?

[Night]

I've seen you bitch about trolling in other threads and yet... this. Grow up.
err... it takes me too long to realize who can and can't take a joke, just found out which column you fall under.

I try... yes.

Can you take a joke?

[Ryw]

Not from you.

Are you tired right now?

[Pinkie Pie]

Yep. =/

Are you hungry right now?

[Night]

No.

Do you eat beef?

[Ryw]

Yes.

Can you see sunlight?

[Night]

ahh, a philosophical question... No

Can you ride the magical pony to trainworld?

[Pinkie Pie]

Magical Pony!? Where?! o.o

Do you exist, or is this whole forum a figment of my sad, over-stressed imagination?

[Night]

Sad overstessed imagination it is!
would that be a yes or no?... NO!

Do you go on forums with your AIM signed off often?

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes.

Am I having trouble coming up with a question?

[Ryw]

All signs point to yes.

Do you have a cat?

[Night]

Yes.

Do you have a copy of WoW?

[Ryw]

No.

Is your favorite color dark hot neon orange?

[Night]

Of course... not.

Do you have something against Mal?

[Snips]

No

Does anyone care if I shoot a chicken?

[Ryw]

Yeah, that aint right.

Do you like to shoot things?

[Snips]

no, just in video games

Do you think I own a gun?

[Ryw]

No.

Have you ever played yahtzee?

[Snips]

Yes

Do you like fire?

[Night]

Yes.

Do you like men?

[Snips]

No

Are you being malicious?

[Ryw]

Me? No.

Cook much (at all)?

[Snips]

Yes

Like hamburgers?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Hell yes!

Like poontang? XD

[Snips]

No?

What's poontang?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Yes XD (ever watch South Park? poontang=mr. garrison's term for vagina)

Is Saph ignorant? XD

[Snips]

Yes

Do you remember every south Park episode by heart?

[Ryw]

No.

Touched a mouse recently?

[Dark Marmosett]

No. But a hamster I have held.

Have you ever thought about drawing a picture of a teacher you hate and then send it to the schools newspaper?

[Briar Rose]

no... that's wierd.

Have you ever pretended that you can only step on specificaly colored tile while you were walking through the mall or other assorted places?

[Dark Marmosett]

Awww.....then I must be the only one that has teh ebst idea ever to make a comic out of my school. It would work too. The characters look just like the real peopel...but mroe on the monkey side.

o,O OMG I actually did that when I was a kid. Yes. I did the red too hot to step on and blue too cold to step on.

Have you?

[Snips]

Not in 13 years....

Are you a vegetarian?

[Night]

no... NO... SHIT NO MAN... I believe I'd get my ass kicked for taht... by myself. I hate all those "Moral" vegetarians. So full of themselves. Bitch, you still drive a car, use paper, and probably use products that are tested on animals (which is worse than eating, them, asshole)

Love "Office Space?"

[Snips]

I like having space, but those quotations scare me....

Like milk?

[Pinkie Pie]

I like having space, but those quotations scare me....

Office Space is a movie.

Like milk?

Chocolate? Yes.

[Ryw]

YOU DIDN'T ASK A QUESTION! :chuckle

Have you drank some kind of cola in the last 24 hours?

[Chaos Theory]

yep, coke


like nuts?

[Benzine]

I'll pretend no one posted, and that this is my question.


Are you a vegetarian?


If God ment us to be vegeterians, he wouldn't of made animals out of meat.

Should I forgive Lucifier for not answering his question?

[Snips]

Do I like nuts? No, only peanut butter (and it's IMPOSSIBLE to make a sick joke out of that, or if you do it'll make no sense)

Do cows squirt milk when they're too bloated?

[Briar Rose]

in answer to your question I would say: do women squirt milk when they are bloated? NO.

have you ever eaten something off the floor or sidewalk for a dare?

[Miles]

Eww...No! >.< That's so disgusting~ Nononono!

Have you...Ever done a successful backflip?

[Ashe]

if you count flopping off a trampeline then yeah... it hurt... but yeah
Have you ever broken a game outta anger?

[Dark Marmosett]

No...but I have on a controller. Which reminds me. I did a backflip once. I was amazed I did. And a few front flips too.

Have you ever punched staright through a tv screen out of anger?

[Miles]

No...That sounds like it would hurt...Maybe I should try it! =3 Yeah! Yeah!

Have you...Ever...Licked a shoe?

[Dark Marmosett]

No....no I have not.

Have you ever been able to actually ask a question in here that resulted in just a plain yes or no.

[Pinkie Pie]

Yes.

Is this one of those questions?

[Miles]

Yes! =3

Have you ever been so scared that you...Jumped?!

[Pinkie Pie]

Yep. Alot. =P

Have you ever dressed as an animal for Halloween?

[Miles]

Yes! ( I went as a kitty...Once =3 Kiiiiiitteeeeee~ )

Do you like....To eat...Paper!!?

[Snips]

no

Are you bullemic?

[Ryw]

No.

Can you see something pink right now (without looking around really hard and finding something that looks kinda pink but really isn't)?

[Chaos Theory]

Should I forgive Lucifier for not answering his question?



Have you drank some kind of cola in the last 24 hours?


yep, coke

I'm confused


I wasnt trying to make any jokes btw


No, nothing pink


Can you do this in your head 52 X 12=?

[Ashe]

yes... answer is 624 i think
can you jump off a 50 foot cliff and survive?

[Chaos Theory]

yes, if it was into water.

I would then drown and die but its not because of the cliff.


Can you put your feet over your head?

[Ashe]

No... that i can put one foot but it hurts like hell...
Have you umm.. ever been in an accident?

[Snips]

Yes, a car crash when I was young

Have any of your friends ever died?

[Miles]

No, luckly...

Have you...Done something really stupid (As in, seriously lame) just cos someone else told you to?

[Ashe]

im sure i have sometime... just who i am lol
have you tried to eat some form of animal genitals?

[Dark Marmosett]

NO!

Have you ever watched are you afraid fo the dark?

[Night]

Yes.

Do you prefer sausage?

[Briar Rose]

Not if it's between it and Bacon or maybe cheese. Otherwise yes.

Have you ever gotten so mad at the video game that you've thrown the controler accross the room and smashed a hole in the wall?

[Night]

No, but I have made one literally shatter inside my hands by bashing it against the foot of a bed...

Have you ever kissed a manakin?

[Briar Rose]

yes, on a dare in a mall.

Have you ever inslaved another member of the human race?

[Night]

No... refretfully.

have you ever changed your avatar?

[Chaos Theory]

yep, use to do it alot


ever face one of your fears?

[king kuppy]

yes, i have
ever had ABC gum?

[Snips]

Yes, and my ex's ABC gum at that

Ever been licked by a cow?

[Ryw]

Uh..... nope.

Ever been licked by a dog?

[Snips]

All the time, and my dog has a massive vampiric underbite so he always cuts my foot at the same time....

Ever been bitten by an ostrich? (it hurts!)

[Dark Marmosett]

No. But I hav ebeen bitten by a phirana. Now that hurts as all hell.

Have you ever petted a shark?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Yes.

Ever did something that would make PETA want to go to court against you?

[Ryw]

I don't think so.

Do you own a lizard?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

If trouser snakes don't count, then no.

Do you like trouser snakes? XD

[Night]

No. But I do appreciate my own.

Have you ever told somebody you can't be friends anymore because they were joining PETA?

[Travisblaze]

No


Have you ever beaten so badly at basketball you wanted to die?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

I don't think so.

Do you hate PETA?

[Night]

FUCK YEAH

Have you ever had a football stripped from you by a girl on purpose but had nobody believe you?

[Travisblaze]

No


Did you ever get fucked up in a slamdance/mosh pit?

[Night]

No.

Do you "Mosh"?

[Travisblaze]

I skank, mosh, or whatever

Do you lean and rock wit it like dem franchise boyz

[Night]

No, I would if I could.

Do you know that in a place in NJ it is illegal to tempt monkeys at the zoo with beer and cigarettes?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Hell yeah XD

Do you think skanking is a gay dance? Hehe.

[Travisblaze]

Yes very gay

Did you know NJ is in the top ten of visited states?(wtf wants to come here?)

[Night]

No, and now I'm sad about taht.

Did you know taht John Hancock actually used his regular sized signature on the delaration of independence? He was 23 feet tall.

[Travisblaze]

no, Was he really?

Did you Jack Nicholson is born and raised in our great state?

[Night]

Great state of boredom.

Did you know that Cracka's new name is Julio, not Outer Limits?

[Travisblaze]

Yes, I got confused

Did you know everyone hates me at least in cyberspace?

[Night]

No.

Are you trying to sound emo?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Yes. This hooker cyber kicks me all the time. I HATE YOU!!!

Do I need an ice pack for my injured leg? XD

[Ryw]

No, just keep hitting it till it un-injures itself.

Ever broke a bone?

[king kuppy]

In my big toe..it will never grow again
Ever ate brownies at 10:45 o.O

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Yes.

Were they special brownies?

[Night]

Fuck yeah! with home-made fudge.

Fudge or Meat?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Assuming that this isn't a fagbashing question, I chose meat, cuz I like steak.

Is Isaac Hayes a punk bitch for quiting SP?

[Miles]

I don't know...But I'll say yes...*Blinks*

Are you...A LOSER!? O.O;; (Like me =3 )

[[PhiberOpticks]]

No, you're all alone. Wait...Yvl get in here. XD just kidding.

Is Jesus black?

[Night]

Of course.

Is AIDS healthy?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Death by AIDS is for pussies. I eat AIDS for breakfast every morning.

Do you eat AIDS for breakfast?

[Dark Marmosett]

No

Did you watch Princess Mononoke on Saturday?

[Ryw]

Yeah, even though I've seen a few times already. Damn good movie.

Have you played a MMO game in the past week?

[Snips]

Yeah, some new one, I forget what it's called...

Do you like birds?

[[PhiberOpticks]]

Sure. On my dinner plate.

Do you like shooting birds?