Honesty

[Snips]

You know, I am a firm believer in "Honesty is the best policy" no matter how childish it sounds. However, I often find myself making excuses about why my homework isn't done, why I don't have a lunch, why my hair looks horrible on a particular day, and above all else, why I was in the bathroom so long (while I really took a stroll to my locker)

So, Saphy presents a Spammyland exclusive! It's easier to be honest online, since no one knows me, and it'll be a good warmup for real life. So, ask me ANYTHING (no matter how cheesy, just don't ask the same thing more than once), and I will be BRUTALLY honest!

Have fun, guys and gals!

[Pinkie Pie]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Snips]

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Unless it's a lazy woodchuck in which case the hunters eat it.

Okay, any real questions?

[Nickelback]

What would be the worst thing you lied about?

[Snips]

Ooh, good question.

I'm not really sure. One particular incident that comes to mind was this time I was acused of stealing a deck of YuGiOh cards. The kid was nagging me about it, and I threatened to kill him (and I felt like it, which takes a lot to anger me that far) Of course, the brat told on me. He went to a teacher that had complete trust in me, and when I denied it, the kid got a detention for lying.

I mean, threatening to kill someone is a pretty big deal.

[Night]

Threatening to kill somebody is nothing. Attempting it is a different story. People threaten to kill me on a monthly basis... Used to be weekly.

Ever thought about sex with a man?

[Snips]

I can honestly say no, I haven't. I'm too busy thinking about sex with women 24/7. Hey, I'm the most extreme pervert I know, at least I admit it.