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Kaffee
09-27-2006, 12:38 PM
Frat Pack, we hardly knew ye!

The Frat Pack, loosely identified as Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and all those other dudes who make movies together, died earlier this month. Cause of death was variously identified as backstabbing, neglect, seismic changes in the movie business, and Jim Carrey. The service will be closed-casket.

Yup, it’s over -- and right at its peak. The ha-ha factory constructed by UTA agent Nick Stevens and his associates, managers Jimmy Miller and Eric Gold, has been losing high-profile clients, most recently Carrey. His departure to CAA (allegedly orchestrated by Gold himself) has reportedly opened an unbridgeable rift between Stevens, Miller and Gold, all of whom are in the process of removing each other from their speed-dials. So they're not going to be putting together Anchorman 2: Electric Boogaloo anytime soon.


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Night
09-27-2006, 03:59 PM
Are you serious?!

Kaffee
09-27-2006, 04:52 PM
Apparently so, gotta love agents.

Night
09-27-2006, 05:09 PM
They should be murdered.

Kaffee
09-27-2006, 05:10 PM
yeah, but I sure wish I had one. *sigh*

Nickelback
09-27-2006, 06:08 PM
Damn, this sucks.

Kaffee
09-27-2006, 11:34 PM
you know I haven't even seen wedding crashers yet, I know, I'm sad.