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Lancet Jades
06-23-2004, 02:37 PM
Copulating Teens Surprise Movie Theater Manager

Teens Face Charges After Trying To Dodge Authorities



POSTED: 4:26 pm EDT June 22, 2004


MERRIAM, Kan. -- Two Kansas teenagers are in trouble with the law after they were caught having sex in a movie theater over the weekend, television station KMBC reported.

The Cinemark in Merriam typically draws a big crowd over the summer, and Friday night was no exception. But a teenage boy and girl didn't let the crowd stop them from getting a little more intimate than the theater's management expected.

Police say a manager stumbled upon a 17-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl naked in a hallway at the back of the theater.

"The two individuals had their clothes partially down, and were engaging in sexual relations," said police Lt. Tim Burnett. "(The manager) told them to put their clothes back on and stay and wait for security, and he wanted to see their movie tickets."

The kids had just watched "Dodgeball," the station reported. And as security approached their wrecked post-show rendezvous, they took the film's title to heart and tried to elude authorities. Burnett said the kids dashed outside, north of the theater, and hid in the lot of the Corvette Village, a car dealership about a block away.

Police arrested the teens in the car lot. They were charged in juvenile court with lewd and lascivious behavior, and were banned from the theater.

Laggy
06-23-2004, 03:39 PM
lol!....well...i've done that, but not been cought.

Wallie Wildo
06-23-2004, 05:34 PM
lucky bastards me wants a whore *cries*

Laggy
06-23-2004, 05:37 PM
....i wouldnt want a whore...

Lancet Jades
06-23-2004, 05:38 PM
Yeah, i wouldnt want a whore either >_<

Chaos Theory
06-23-2004, 05:45 PM
you are a whore

Leknaat
06-23-2004, 06:11 PM
The movie must have been boring..

Kaffee
06-23-2004, 06:36 PM
I've been in a theater with a guy and girl, doing stuff behind me, it was almost a better show than the movie I was trying to watch watch. And I had to put up with my brother and his girlfriend making out next to me, they weren't having sex, just heavy petting. That, I could have done without.

idgaf rpgfan
06-23-2004, 07:45 PM
It's just too bad that they were caught! :rotfl

Hector
06-23-2004, 08:44 PM
The movie must have been boring..
either that or 'Dodgeball' got them horny...

Tiffany
06-23-2004, 08:45 PM
w00t go them lmao...i've had sex in front of ppl but never in a theater

Leknaat
06-23-2004, 08:55 PM
either that or 'Dodgeball' got them horny...

Whatever works for them I guess.... :chuckle

Lancet Jades
06-23-2004, 10:04 PM
Yeah, but....what does that say about the kids?


>_<

Chaos Theory
06-24-2004, 04:01 PM
it says that kids today are horny as hell

Lancet Jades
06-24-2004, 04:38 PM
Of course. With all the sex and inuendo on TV, in movies, etc, is it any wonder?

Chicken Little
06-25-2004, 01:58 AM
The two kids were trying to play dodgeball however the female obviouly failed in dodging the males balls. FLY MADE A SICK JOKE QUICK LAUGH THEN BE DISGUSTED!!

seriously exhibitionism in its finest, while th cinemas hear enable the arm rests to be lifted so you can do it on the seats i have not seen anyone have sex in the movies because the last time somone did all you could hear was

'OMFG THEYRE DOING THE NASTY QUICK LOOK EVERYONE EWWWWWWWWWWW'

eminating from a 12 year old kid at the front to the middle of the cinema.

ahhhhh we had fun times cackling thougout the movie and making sexual remarks.

Lancet Jades
06-25-2004, 02:04 AM
The two kids were trying to play dodgeball however the female obviouly failed in dodging the males balls. FLY MADE A SICK JOKE QUICK LAUGH THEN BE DISGUSTED!!

seriously exhibitionism in its finest, while th cinemas hear enable the arm rests to be lifted so you can do it on the seats i have not seen anyone have sex in the movies because the last time somone did all you could hear was

'OMFG THEYRE DOING THE NASTY QUICK LOOK EVERYONE EWWWWWWWWWWW'

eminating from a 12 year old kid at the front to the middle of the cinema.

ahhhhh we had fun times cackling thougout the movie and making sexual remarks.
Oh poo, you're just upset it wasnt YOU getting some pussy... :P:P:P

Chicken Little
06-25-2004, 02:44 AM
no unlike some im not into exhibitionism.