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Chicken Little
06-15-2006, 10:08 PM
Yup that time again full of gaming and leeching goodness, right smack dab in the middle of winter to boot (stab the admins i shall if they dont have coffee and heating)

Today going out to get the munchies and whatnot, tomorrow waking up packing up my pc and buggering off, Sunday commin back home and sleeping, Monday prolly back on the forums. For those interested the tournament games:

CoD2 5v5 Capture the Flag (team dirka dirka jihad)
Ut2004 8v8 Onslaught (team puggerfragercamperrunnerwatcha swegetpwndadocious) obviously too long but dammit if it doesnt sound fine.
Battlefield2 8v8
Counter Strike:Source 5v5

i dont play cs cause its nubtastic and were gonna see if my pc can run bf2 without being a giant lagbot, and if im a lagbot im gonna infiltrate a team all sneaky like.

The admins upped the amount fo people due to overwhelming demand from 168 to 192, so i'll be sure to give a run down of how crappy we do and if i win anything with the raffles. (i want a damn lcd screen for $5 and minimal public humiliation)

king kuppy
06-15-2006, 10:15 PM
Sounds cool, have fun

Kaffee
06-16-2006, 12:51 PM
have fun dude, see ya when you get back.

Altima
06-16-2006, 05:51 PM
Have fun at the tourny. If you don't win we will stone you upon your return.

Chicken Little
06-18-2006, 06:21 AM
like hell youre stoning me since i won squat.

i call shananigans though, i wanna fly down players from all over the fckin nation to play for me!

Zelphiel
06-18-2006, 11:50 AM
i wanna fly down players from all over the fckin nation to play for me!

for some reason I get the mental image of you as a manical super villain while doing that. lol


did you at least have a good time or was it even worth going to?

king kuppy
06-18-2006, 11:55 AM
*grabs his broom* yay, its shanangins!
Welcome back

Chicken Little
06-18-2006, 09:05 PM
for some reason I get the mental image of you as a manical super villain while doing that. lol


did you at least have a good time or was it even worth going to?

id be more of a revolutionary guy, you knwo find a stage, fuck ppl off the main street plonk it down and then start going 'banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana 1 DORRA! YOU LIKE BANNA YESH 1 DORRA!! FOR JOO FIDDY CENT AND BLOWJOB, 1 TIME OFFER!'

And yes it was still fun, in capture the flag i was the most important guy on my team since i was the only one who scored a flag capture in our 7-1 loss, of ocurse even if we won that wewould have lost next round anyway to mr rank 2 australia....we out them up on the projector to see how good they are and all i can say is OMG HAX. They bust around a corner and pull off a headshot with a fckin mp44 from sniping distance then run on their merry way.

It was great laughin at all the counter strike noobs though, we even had to insult them over the mic and put up handy dandy 2 second drawings of text o doom just so one team could actually undertsnad what they had to do.

And i also found a copy of kotor, and bootlegged about 40gb of movies (vampire the masquerade disc 3 was corrupted...NOT HAPPY ROGUE, I FLY TO SA AND KICK JOO ASS!!)

And whats a lan without the porn hidden in every single folder you download, yes thats right people are so damn sneaky even at a publci lan where porn is allowed that they rename porn as general tv shows. Thank god i didnt want how i met your mum CAUSE IT WAS ALL PRON!