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Rainbow Dash
03-19-2006, 05:44 PM
How good are you with chopsticks? I can hold and grasp with them perfectly, I just need to work on endurance.

Day
03-19-2006, 06:09 PM
I'm learning. I can hold them properly, but bring the shit all the way from the plate to my mouth is hard work.

Lancet Jades
03-19-2006, 06:28 PM
Never has one been more inept at their use than I.

Benzine
03-19-2006, 06:35 PM
I can't hold it properly, but I can get the food to my mouth, and that's all the matters.














Yes, I stab the food with them.

Zelphiel
03-19-2006, 07:47 PM
I'm decent with them I guess. I've never really put forth any effort to be good with them though.

Ryw
03-19-2006, 11:19 PM
Never has one been more inept at their use than I.I'm down there with ya, I don't even bother trying.

Chicken Little
03-20-2006, 01:29 AM
im good with them but no where near the deadly weapon stage.

Ezekiel
03-20-2006, 03:26 AM
I can hold them well enough, but they're not really worth the effort.

[PhiberOpticks]
03-20-2006, 05:33 AM
I never really recall having difficulties with them. I just hate eating rice with chopsticks.

Day
03-20-2006, 07:14 AM
Thats a difficulty right there.

Rainbow Dash
03-20-2006, 07:47 AM
I never really recall having difficulties with them. I just hate eating rice with chopsticks.
Yeah, that's hard... but it does force you to slow down, and for someone who eats as fast as me, this is a good thing. And if I want it faster, I roll it up into a ball and just bite it. It's still eating Japanese-like. :P

Dark Marmosett
03-20-2006, 09:34 AM
I mastered chopsticks at a young age for some odd reason. I can use them perfectly.

Rainbow Dash
03-20-2006, 03:26 PM
I mastered chopsticks at a young age for some odd reason. I can use them perfectly.
Oh, I know the reason. Its the same reason your handwriting is illegible.

Pinkie Pie
03-20-2006, 03:31 PM
I can use them fairly well. I have very little trouble eating with them, but I could improve with them.

[PhiberOpticks]
03-20-2006, 03:52 PM
Hahahaha, rice-balls

Rainbow Dash
03-20-2006, 07:06 PM
Hentai butainu amerikajin. >:o

Snips
03-20-2006, 07:09 PM
I'm so good I eat fried rice with chopsticks :D

It's easy, too, just scoop like a spoon, and you'll get a nice clump... (and it's easy to pick out the chicken!)

Dark Marmosett
03-21-2006, 11:31 AM
Oh, I know the reason. Its the same reason your handwriting is illegible.
Oh...you think?

Rainbow Dash
03-21-2006, 01:20 PM
Yeah, you hold your pencil like its a damn chopstick >.>

Dark Marmosett
03-21-2006, 01:58 PM
O>o I've never noticed that I hold my writing utensils like a chopstick.

Miles
03-21-2006, 04:41 PM
I think I can hold them right...But picking the food up with them is a real challenge...So I just stare at mine o.o;; They're all pink and pretty and in a pink and pretty case...So they're very lookable..At o.O

Night
03-21-2006, 04:50 PM
My folks got me a sexxeh pair of green chopsticks for christmas. I can use them, but to eat rice and shit you gotta scoop it, not pinch it like the other foods. If you have been trying to pinch it you should go kill yourself, cuz It's the dumbest strategy ever, unless your mouth is so small you can only eat one grain at a time.

Snips
03-21-2006, 07:24 PM
Illegible hand writing? It explains a lot! My writing is messy!

Rainbow Dash
03-21-2006, 08:29 PM
My folks got me a sexxeh pair of green chopsticks for christmas. I can use them, but to eat rice and shit you gotta scoop it, not pinch it like the other foods. If you have been trying to pinch it you should go kill yourself, cuz It's the dumbest strategy ever, unless your mouth is so small you can only eat one grain at a time.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME! *runs off crying*

Chicken Little
03-21-2006, 08:41 PM
My folks got me a sexxeh pair of green chopsticks for christmas. I can use them, but to eat rice and shit you gotta scoop it, not pinch it like the other foods. If you have been trying to pinch it you should go kill yourself, cuz It's the dumbest strategy ever, unless your mouth is so small you can only eat one grain at a time.

actually theres certain types of Thai rice (jasmine and coconut) that when cooked in its own juices act as a sticky agent and allows you to therefore pinch the rice without losing anything. Its the same as boiled rice as the rice gets fluffy rather then dried out and can therefore stick to surfaces moreso then dried rice.

Fried rice its a stupid strategy, certain forms of boiled rice though its more efficient.

Dark Marmosett
03-22-2006, 09:21 AM
Good god. A BUG! *squiches Yvlbug*

Also I have these really cool pair of black chopsticks my fatehr got fo rme when he went to china a long long time ago. They have beautiful designs on them. Awsome looking..but I can't find them now. ;_;

Miles
03-22-2006, 09:53 AM
You...Can't find them?

You're a very...Interesting person, I know that -.-;; I'd say useless but you might attack me (Nothing unusual there, though) I can feel the pain already.

But um...I'm sure you'll unlose them at some point =/

Dark Marmosett
03-22-2006, 11:57 AM
;_; Holly ish a meanie head. She called me useless. *runs away crying off to a random part of EF*

Chaos Theory
03-22-2006, 12:36 PM
I'm asian

that answers all questions