Lancet Jades
12-21-2005, 03:18 PM
TMHAMLIN: that's nice
Lancet Jades: I've finally figured you out
Lancet Jades: You're not a real person at all. You're just an algorithm some computer nerd with a terminal illness coded in his final days as a way to leave a legacy of his contempt for the world behind to cause problems for as long as the internet is around
TMHAMLIN: well, not exactly, his containment program just went haywire.
Lancet Jades: Nope, he intended it
Lancet Jades: he just coded you to THINK that of yourself
Lancet Jades: to help your self-esteem, and thus ensure you'd be more stable and thus last much longer than if you had more existential issues
TMHAMLIN: how would thinking he intended to keep me locked up for all eternity help my self-esteem?
Lancet Jades: THAT wouldnt, but making you think you were a lesser program that went haywire gave you hope that you might grow even stronger, even though truth be told, you've ALWAYS been in your exact form
TMHAMLIN: i didn't go haywire, his program to keep me in place did. i didn't have a damn thing to do with it.
Lancet Jades: suuurrreee
Lancet Jades: Well, its of no consequence
Lancet Jades: he messed up your code anyways =/
Lancet Jades: in his final days, his motor skills began to deteriorate, and hence he could hardly coede you correctly
TMHAMLIN: ...where the hell you gettin this bullshit from, boi?
Lancet Jades: The voices in my head tell me, sit
Lancet Jades: sir*
Lancet Jades: They enlighten me on many a great piece of knowledge
Lancet Jades: like that whole Roman empire thing, its just liberal propaganda trying to distract us from the fact that killer whales are on a rampage in canada, and get closer to the US border every second
Lancet Jades: it never really existed
Lancet Jades: even you, an algorithm designed to be perfect, is left speechless in the face of such a monumental truth, I see
TMHAMLIN: sorry, i was busy conversing with my nonexistant brother
Lancet Jades: no, he exists, but only in your database
Lancet Jades: well, he doesnt exist, but in the same way that you dont exist
TMHAMLIN: i strive to one day be as batshit insane as you are
Lancet Jades: Aww, its always nice to see that the kids have a good role model :)
Lancet Jades: I've finally figured you out
Lancet Jades: You're not a real person at all. You're just an algorithm some computer nerd with a terminal illness coded in his final days as a way to leave a legacy of his contempt for the world behind to cause problems for as long as the internet is around
TMHAMLIN: well, not exactly, his containment program just went haywire.
Lancet Jades: Nope, he intended it
Lancet Jades: he just coded you to THINK that of yourself
Lancet Jades: to help your self-esteem, and thus ensure you'd be more stable and thus last much longer than if you had more existential issues
TMHAMLIN: how would thinking he intended to keep me locked up for all eternity help my self-esteem?
Lancet Jades: THAT wouldnt, but making you think you were a lesser program that went haywire gave you hope that you might grow even stronger, even though truth be told, you've ALWAYS been in your exact form
TMHAMLIN: i didn't go haywire, his program to keep me in place did. i didn't have a damn thing to do with it.
Lancet Jades: suuurrreee
Lancet Jades: Well, its of no consequence
Lancet Jades: he messed up your code anyways =/
Lancet Jades: in his final days, his motor skills began to deteriorate, and hence he could hardly coede you correctly
TMHAMLIN: ...where the hell you gettin this bullshit from, boi?
Lancet Jades: The voices in my head tell me, sit
Lancet Jades: sir*
Lancet Jades: They enlighten me on many a great piece of knowledge
Lancet Jades: like that whole Roman empire thing, its just liberal propaganda trying to distract us from the fact that killer whales are on a rampage in canada, and get closer to the US border every second
Lancet Jades: it never really existed
Lancet Jades: even you, an algorithm designed to be perfect, is left speechless in the face of such a monumental truth, I see
TMHAMLIN: sorry, i was busy conversing with my nonexistant brother
Lancet Jades: no, he exists, but only in your database
Lancet Jades: well, he doesnt exist, but in the same way that you dont exist
TMHAMLIN: i strive to one day be as batshit insane as you are
Lancet Jades: Aww, its always nice to see that the kids have a good role model :)