Hondatron.....

[Dark Luther]

lI Azrael Il: damn i gotta add some new songs to the pod
Tiberius jackal: pod....
Tiberius jackal: !!
Tiberius jackal: So asians are invading...
Tiberius jackal: in small....effective and low priced pods....
lI Azrael Il: yup
Tiberius jackal: that can defeat us with their high mileage to the gallon technology....
Tiberius jackal: and bring our culture back to their gods....
Tiberius jackal: Toyota
Tiberius jackal: Isuzu...
Tiberius jackal: Honda...
Tiberius jackal: umm....
Tiberius jackal: ummmm....
lI Azrael Il: ha dork
Tiberius jackal: Shut up...I know there's more...
Tiberius jackal: uh....
Tiberius jackal: Mitsubishi....
Tiberius jackal: there we go....
lI Azrael Il: lol
lI Azrael Il: ass
Tiberius jackal: God of asina chicks with fake red hair,.......
Tiberius jackal: asian...
lI Azrael Il: i besetch you???
Tiberius jackal: I had a group of friends....who all owned Hondas...
Tiberius jackal: They always planned to meet together one day to see if the cars would combine and form - Hondatron...
lI Azrael Il: they were asians right :)
Tiberius jackal: Most of them....
Tiberius jackal: Not really...
Tiberius jackal: A couple were...
lI Azrael Il: *shakes fist* god damn gooks
lI Azrael Il: and mexicans :)
Tiberius jackal: Actually...we had a very large group of mixed asian hispanics...
Tiberius jackal: Hondatron.....help...
lI Azrael Il: O.o
Tiberius jackal: Mitsubishibot is attacking us with his minion daughters....
lI Azrael Il: Mentirosa
lI Azrael Il: what does that mean???
Tiberius jackal: in spanish or Japanese...?
lI Azrael Il: i think spanish :)
Tiberius jackal: Oh...it means liar...
lI Azrael Il: umm...ok
lI Azrael Il: lol
lI Azrael Il: what's it mean in japanese >.>
Tiberius jackal: It's the prayer the false worshipers give to the suzuki god....
lI Azrael Il: ahh....
lI Azrael Il: to defeat the evil Hyundai???
Tiberius jackal: Hondatron....Awaken....
lI Azrael Il: who pretends to be japanese but is actually Korean :)
Tiberius jackal: Yes....
Tiberius jackal: with their cheaper prices and more accesable replacement parts...
lI Azrael Il: No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone a un rosal
No puedo pedir a los olmos que entreguen peras
No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
Y andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas
Tiberius jackal: I mean...I can understand the not asking a mortal for eternity....
Tiberius jackal: but they go from not asking the winter for a bloom of flowers....to asking for pears and asking pigs for pearls...
lI Azrael Il: O.o
lI Azrael Il: wtf
lI Azrael Il: weird
Tiberius jackal: Kinda kills it when you understand the lyrics....
Tiberius jackal: That's why I loisten to foreign music.....so I can't understand weird crap like that...
Tiberius jackal: Save me Hondatron....
lI Azrael Il: Accord, Civic, CR-V, s-200, Pilot
lI Azrael Il: TRANSFORM TO FORM
lI Azrael Il: HONDATRON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiberius jackal: The city is being attacked by Neo Toyota and his gang of hybrid land cruisers...
lI Azrael Il: haha oh boy
Tiberius jackal: I'll help Hondatron in my VF - Acura......
lI Azrael Il: haha out comes the Luxury line :)
Tiberius jackal: Wait...here comes help.....
Tiberius jackal: Buik Maximus...
Tiberius jackal: No wait...it's out of gas...
lI Azrael Il: he's lost his spark??
lI Azrael Il: :)
Tiberius jackal: Yeah....
Tiberius jackal: in the lands to the west differant gods are worshipped...
Tiberius jackal: Mercedes-Benz, Volkswagon, Jaguar, and Rolls Royce...
Tiberius jackal: ....Ok..I'm going to stop now...it's been pretty stupid for an hour now...
lI Azrael Il: umm...Mercedes is german
Tiberius jackal: It doesn't matter...
lI Azrael Il: so is volks wagen
Tiberius jackal: Quiet...
lI Azrael Il: ilol
Tiberius jackal: their nordic gods...
lI Azrael Il: SHE TAKE MY MONEY
lI Azrael Il: WHEN I'M IN NEED
lI Azrael Il: YEAH SHE A TRIFFLING FRIEND INDEED
Tiberius jackal: .....
lI Azrael Il: lol

[Ashe]

lI Azrael Il: SHE TAKE MY MONEY
lI Azrael Il: WHEN I'M IN NEED
lI Azrael Il: YEAH SHE A TRIFFLING FRIEND INDEED

Kanye West - Golddigger ^^^ thats what he was singin to ya for some reason...

[Aoi Asahina]

You make us fake red headed asinas.....as you spell it want to kill you jackal......

[Rainbow Dash]

That dragged out...

[Dark Luther]

Excuse me but that's Mr. Jackal.....
and why does every red haired asian I meet say that.....

[Gravity]

Lol, HONDATRON!!

[Aoi Asahina]

you will die jackal! you do not deserve the title "Mr." little jack...little jackalpoo.......

[Dark Luther]

You all see......!!!
Mitsubishi-bot's henchmen are after me......
She's trying to kill me and it's all right there.....