Benzine
11-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Well today was the start of winterburry, so I went to the shop to get some pron. When I got there, the farmer said to me, "Boy, you ain't got nuttin on me and my small white balls" And I told him to stop breathing, and this fella goes " My Mum told me to do that" And I go "You should listen to your Mum then". So after I left the Kings Cross station, your Mum came up to me and said "Father, please forgive me, for I have shitten on my sons face" And then I said "010101110110010101101100011011 000010110000100000011110010110 111101110101011100100010000001 101101011011110110110101101101 011000010010011101110011001000 000111001101101111001000000110 111001100001011100110111010001 111001001011000010000001101000 011001010111001000100000011000 110111001001100001011000100111 001100100000011101010111001101 100101001000000110100001100101 011100100010000001110100011000 010110110101110000011011110110 111000100000011100110111010001 110010011010010110111001100111 001000000111010001101111001000 000110010101110011011000110110 00010111000001100101" and then she all like "Well, I know that october is the patron day of australian marois, but what does that got to do with the pope shitting in the woods?" Then, I http://www.starmarauders.com/clickhire.php ed to have a brilliant wank in the kowhai tree, and then Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear PopeBenedict the 2,334,555,666,777,666,555,445, 434,565,235,768,875,953,838.87 8456386, Happy birthday to monkies don't make very good pets because the tend to make things explode, like the time when october broke, we were cleaning for days. It all started when your mum and the town vicar were getting it on in the janitor closest, which was quite dirty infact, I saw a few squirrels in there. Speaking of squirrels, I saw a little blue one climb up a tree with a fig gun, shooting Le Bron James in the ankle. She'll be coming round the mountain when she, holy shit, I see dead people.