Do you masturbate?

[Wallie Wildo]

duh im a guy

[Lancet Jades]

What do you think? ;)

[Wallie Wildo]

i stole this from vgh lol and i know what you said lades :p

[Laggy]

lol is this on ZT yet?...

i do, but not all that much, you sicko thread starter that wants you know =/ lol

[Wallie Wildo]

lol me a sicko yes but me always hear people complaining about no new threads so i made some lol wether you like them or not doesnt matter to me lool

[Lancet Jades]

This is...more or less on ZT. I had him put it in here because its the only place it could go. IF it gets too far out of hand, i'll close it.

And as for cacaw's comment...yeah, i know you know what i said. How is my answer here any different?

[Tiffany]

lmao yes i do...

[Rick_dowg2099]

he!! yeah i doooo lmmfao every body dose if you dont than well your lieing lol..and a person cant say its a bad thing cus even animals do it cus i had a hamster when i was younger and i looked at him one day and he was wackin off i was like wtf ahhhhhhhhhh lmao

[Wallie Wildo]

my flying monkeys do it too

[The Wang Master]

Do I breathe?

[Aoi Asahina]

I do and I am not ashamed

[Wallie Wildo]

theres no reason to be ashamed i dont get why most girls act like its a horible thing and anybody who does it is discusting

[Rick_dowg2099]

lol maybe you shouldent have made this thread yo lol you might be giveing to many ppl bad thoughts hehe

[Quel Thalas]

course i do... i mean...i have to occupy myself on those cold lonesome nights somehow, right?

[Aoi Asahina]

It doesnt matter, I always have bad thoughts

[Chaos Theory]

Why borther even lying

you all know what I am gonna say

[Rick_dowg2099]

the question should be(how often) lol

[The Wang Master]

constantly, I had to grow a third hand just to be able to type.

[Rick_dowg2099]

lmao im with you on that one dude lololololol

[Chaos Theory]

lol what I wanna know is when did you start?

[Wallie Wildo]

i started when i was 11 lol

[Lancet Jades]

Hmm......around when i was.....11?

[Rick_dowg2099]

lmao i was 10 or 11 to ...ppl (might) be right when thay say all guys are the same lol

[Chaos Theory]

lol really wtf you guys started young

I started when I was 13

[Saberstar]

I don't think i've hit puberty yet...

[Rick_dowg2099]

< hit puberty when< was 5 lmao <hung like a horse lmao nah but iv never had anything bad said about it lol

[Wallie Wildo]

^ is a lier

[Lancet Jades]

I don't think i've hit puberty yet...
Then we'd better give ya the talk....lol

[Quel Thalas]

damn...i just started...and saber...i got you started...so no saying you aint there yet...

[Rick_dowg2099]

lmao birds and tha bees

[Quel Thalas]

lol...yeah, saber needs teh talk, still... anyhow... im a frequent stroker... like...once a day....

[Chaos Theory]

once a day is frequent?

lol I am I off and on again

I like go off for like a month then get back on and go like 4 times a day

[Wallie Wildo]

new topic how oftan do you masturbate me prolly like 3 times a day lol

[Saberstar]

10 times a day if someone does it for me. maybe...10-20 times a week?

[Chaos Theory]

1 or zero on school days
2-4 on weekends lol

[Quel Thalas]

damn...if i could do it more then once a day...id be happy...then again...it used to be once a month...most in one day, however, is about 10 times

[Lancet Jades]

1-4, largely depending on whether or not i'm horny.

Here's an additional topic: whats your record for # of times in a single day?

[Wallie Wildo]

like 14 i dunno why i just wanted to see how many times i could lmao my wrist and dick hurt after that lmao

[Quel Thalas]

nono...my dick didnt hurt...but i couldnt move my damn arm for about 7 hours after the last time

[Chaos Theory]

lol I think mine was 15 I could of doen more but I had somewhere to go

[Saberstar]

okay...a bit toooooooooo much. maybe 6 for me. unless i see Cammy naked. then it's 20.

[Rick_dowg2099]

< has had sex 10 or more times in one day<was really tired lol..and when<was younger he wacked off like over 10 times in one day cus <found a porn channal on cable lmao

[Lancet Jades]

The most i've wacked off in a day was 15 times, lol.

[Zelphiel]

I don't think i've hit puberty yet...


well Kenny... when a man and a woman love each other... (or they're both drunk in the back of my car... :D) etc.. etc..

and as for the question. yes, all the time regardless if I'm having regular sex.

[Lancet Jades]

well Kenny... when a man and a woman love each other... (or they're both drunk in the back of my car... :D) etc.. etc..

and as for the question. yes, all the time regardless if I'm having regular sex.
Poor deprived Galvatron...

[Chaos Theory]

no poor deprived me

[idgaf rpgfan]

Oh yeah, it brings a sense of self fulfillment that is irreplaceable. Don't keep track so don't know how many time per day.

[Leknaat]

Yes I do!!:D

I don't think I've ever kept track though...

[Wallie Wildo]

unlike most girls you just come out and say it thats pretty cool lol

[Rick_dowg2099]

hell yeah 3 girls have owned up to it...*thinks to self this site is fukin sweet *lmao

[nightsavior]

the question should be who doesn't masturbate. lol. on average i'll do it anywhere from once to three times a day if it's a boring afternoon and nothing is going on.

[Laggy]

ok, so this thread is for what?..spam? cause now we know that EVERONE here odes lmao

so many posts to catch up on...

i started when i was like 12 lol, i dont know how much, but it wouldnt be how much a day for me...it would be more like how much a month cause its prolly around 10 times a month lol, and i think the most times i have in a day was like 14, and the most times having sex in a day was 6....

did i catch up on everything yet or is there more?

[Chicken Little]

and here i come along to prove the point of the thread because im the lone one that doesnt. AWWWWWW laggy got rolled in his generalisation before the fly shut him up lol

So to clarify it, no and never have.

[Rick_dowg2099]

wtf your 19 and havent mannn must suck to be your wang lmmfao

[Wallie Wildo]

damn fly you have some serious willpower or either are a lier lol

[Chicken Little]

ive had other things to occupy my time with then shoving my hand down there and doing it. I find it neither pleasant or fullfilling heck ive gotten the speach from almost everyone of my mates and i tell them the same thing every time that i just dont see the point in it.

[Wallie Wildo]

yeah youd have alot more freetime on your hands if you didnt cum on em lmao

[Miles]

Nope! I have never done it...I have better thnigs to do! Although...I say that now...I'll probly see it differently one day o_o

[Saberstar]

Yes I do!!:D

I don't think I've ever kept track though...

O_O You seem so proud of it. LOL

Fly doesn't do it because the ladies does it for him. You idiots.

[Leknaat]

heh heh I was originally going to make the yes alot bigger...LOLOL

[Aoi Asahina]

I masturbated frequently when I was younger. I started around the age of 7-9 (somewhere along that line). I have lost count of how many times...

[Quel Thalas]

wow...thats a...young...age..heg...anyhow. ..only thing stopping me from once a day is the fact that my parents are like...VERY knowledgable of what i do...i dont need them knowing im sitting here stroking it 3-4 times a day...then they would flat assed just take the comp away...and i dont want that...

[Chaos Theory]

lol funny people

Fly & Black Angel lol

you dont know what you are missing lol

wow, I didnt know people started so damn young

[Lancet Jades]

Well, although it wasnt really full masturbation , i was playing with myself from when i was in kindergarten.

=/

[Wallie Wildo]

yeah if you count playing with it ive done it my whole life lol damn you started very young aoi back then i barely knew what sex was the being walked in on sucks lol my grandpa just barges in my room lol good thing i had a cover lol

[Quel Thalas]

lol...my freinds and i state you start playing with yourself at the age of 2...and its true...thats about when i started

[Lancet Jades]

Yeah, but i first relalized i played with myself when i was about 5.

[Twilight]

Yeah, but i first relalized i played with myself when i was about 5.


lmao jeez people i started like ohhh when i was in 4th grade lmao the most ive done in a day is 4 im not liek you Cacaw lol and daily once maybe twice and on weekends...oh about 4 or 5

[Aoi Asahina]

yeah if you count playing with it ive done it my whole life lol damn you started very young aoi back then i barely knew what sex was the being walked in on sucks lol my grandpa just barges in my room lol good thing i had a cover lol
I've learned alot when I was 3. Thats when I started voyerism

[The Wang Master]

You are my goddess.

[Wallie Wildo]

me knows more then most 13 yearolds lol me like a sex encyclopedia lol

[Aoi Asahina]

I should be a sex educator like Ms. Sue on the Oxygen channel

[The Wang Master]

I watched that last night, could you please not be so old, and encourage butt secks please.

She doesn't give any new advice on masturbation though

[Wallie Wildo]

yup that old womans a genious lol

[Chaos Theory]

voyerism? lol I love how interesting this is getting

[Aoi Asahina]

ask and i shall speak more

[Chaos Theory]

hmm alright

What do you fantaise about while you are masturbating?

[The Wang Master]

Saberstar in a cowboy outfit riding a marshmallow. He is being chased by a flying walrus with a propeller for a dick.

[Aoi Asahina]

what fairy just said
Really, um...( i feel like an idiot ) I think about anime guys...

[Chaos Theory]

I must say I didnt see that coming but still it is nothing to feel bad about I am sure alot of guys think about anime girls

how the hell is anal sex plsureable?

[The Wang Master]

No I'm thinking about Kenny, bah

Anal sex is pleasurable to some guys because of the prostate gland, girls don't have it so it isn't as fun for them. Even then you have to make contact with the gland.

[Aoi Asahina]

Anal Its nice... Its nice

[Chaos Theory]

I see why guys would enjoy it but I dont see how females would enjoy it

[The Wang Master]

Well it comes to personal preference, their is no definite reason why some like it and some don't. Just like some like being tied up. . .well who doesn't like to be tied up.

[Lancet Jades]

Hm........i dunno what i fantasize about, lol. Sometimes anime girls, yeah, but other than that, any of the hot girls in my memory, lol

[Laggy]

>_< i dont see why a guy or girl would like anal...seems a little so much for me, i dont think thats somthing ill ever try, no..i know for a fact that i wouldnt...sickos

and just to add...i mean that i dont think i would stick mine up a girls ass...

no way in hell im lettin a guy do it to me, cause im not gay...

[nightsavior]

i admit i've fantasized about giving girls anal. i would have mentioned that before but before fairy brought it up i thought it was one of those "zt" topics. lol. oh boy something tells me i'm going to get burned at the stake now as a pervert. oh well life was fun while it lasted!

[Chaos Theory]

lol I can care less
its your fetish so you can want whatever you want

[Lancet Jades]

This is sort of on ZT. You can talk about stuff, as long as its not too explicit. Don't worry so much.

And if you do say something that goes over the line, then i just delete it and tell you. Don't worry so much =/

[nightsavior]

sweetness! well that's about as "graphic" as i'm getting lades..lol. it's a shame because i'm very good at drawing hentai and dark erotic fantasy art. oh well if i posted it i'd cause ppl to go into seizures and get banned so i'll just show it off to perverted freaks like myself that im me and ask to see it personally in private. that is for a small porn fee of 1 billion dollars per peak. heh heh.

[The Wang Master]

Well nothing wrong with anal, I guess. There is scat, if you do try that or if it's something you masturbate to, don't expect women to be able to perform teh butt secks. It's rather difficult to defecate after the anal.

Does anyone use lubrication? I heard spit works okay, and vaseline is not something you should try.

[Saberstar]

I am somewhat honored that Fairy used me as an example...I think. o_O
You could always use plain water.

[nightsavior]

well in my sex ed class they mentioned kinds of store bought lubrications designed specifically for anal. and if you've ever seen a porno they usaully apply both a store bought lubrication and a lil saliva. also girls that like it usaully have an enema every once in awhile to keep that area clean. if that isn't availible they eat certain foods that flush out their system.

[The Wang Master]

well um okay. . .I think we found someone that loves teh butt secks.

Any oil based lubricant is a bitch to clean up.

[nightsavior]

well not really..it's just my dad was a perv and left his hustlers around and sex ed tried covering everything even the topics you don't want to hear! lol. still yeah i got a mild fascination with it. a woman's butt is an attractive feature as are the legs and face.

[The Wang Master]

The butt is for grabbing the butt hole is for something different, rim job.

Do you masturbate to buttsecks?

[nightsavior]

yes and to many other fantasies as well..lol. i should send you some of my erotic art sometime fairy. i am indeed a twisted soul.

[Twilight]

yes and to many other fantasies as well..lol. i should send you some of my erotic art sometime fairy. i am indeed a twisted soul.


wow butt sex is something that i think is just wrong i mean your like fighting poo lol its kinda wrong i mean ill stick with normal sex imo

[nightsavior]

well that's why you make preparations before anal. you don't just "do it". but yeah normal vaginal penetration is proably the best as is oral both giving it and recieving it. lol.