Trudy
10-12-2005, 06:02 PM
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell
you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in
30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vac! at! ion requires
only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for
the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or
she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have
to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell
you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conservations are over in
30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A 5 day vac! at! ion requires
only one suitcase . You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for
the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or
she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have
to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.