nightsavior
05-20-2004, 06:55 PM
ever wanted to beat the crap out of fellow ef members? well now you can with the new mortal kombat gates of hell fighting game! fight in such exotic locales as the public restroom,the spanger bum corner,and inside the quickie mart! use anything to your advantage! strangle your foes with game chords! use those metal folding chairs to inflict major pain! use your enviorments to your advantage! stick an opponets head into the toilet and give it a flush! stuff twinkies down the throats of your competion until they choke! ram their noggins against the light pole! we're talking good gaming folks!
characters thus far.
smelly socks nightsavior! he attacks by wielding his dirty socks like nunchuku. he is a tortured pathetic soul that lurks in the attic of a hentai video store and eats the scraps his cruel masters occasionally throw his way. he often mutters "my precious" while rubbing the breasts of his anime ninja girl action figure. beware his naughty nose bleed spray!
lathan bard of doom!: beware his electric guitar! especially when he hits you with it really hard..it um..hurts..ALOT. lathan can also shoot eyebeams and make his tattooes come to life.
lancet da king hurricane! yeah lancet's cool. he's the head mod thus the most powerful character. if i didn't make him the most powerful character he'd beat me with a stick. he uses a game controller chord to latch around enemies and pull them near so he can pimp slap them!
fairy of death! a cross dressing elf with a wicked scythe and barbed wit! oh and he rolls bowling balls at you that have skulls painted on them. his theme music is dance of the sugarplum fairy..or something like that.
tooth ninja the...er...stupid ninja..he can disappear by releasing stinky clouds of gas that blind his opponents temporarily. beware his armpit of death!
"eat lead" laguna! laguna has big guns. as a matter of fact he was the only character smart enough to bring guns to the tournament instead of the crappy weapons everyone else brought in.
cacaw: a hidden character who dresses like a giant pink raven! beware his pecking! oh cacaw has an alternate green feathered raven suit. his coolest intimidating black raven suit got shrunk in a laundry accident.
and more to come!
characters thus far.
smelly socks nightsavior! he attacks by wielding his dirty socks like nunchuku. he is a tortured pathetic soul that lurks in the attic of a hentai video store and eats the scraps his cruel masters occasionally throw his way. he often mutters "my precious" while rubbing the breasts of his anime ninja girl action figure. beware his naughty nose bleed spray!
lathan bard of doom!: beware his electric guitar! especially when he hits you with it really hard..it um..hurts..ALOT. lathan can also shoot eyebeams and make his tattooes come to life.
lancet da king hurricane! yeah lancet's cool. he's the head mod thus the most powerful character. if i didn't make him the most powerful character he'd beat me with a stick. he uses a game controller chord to latch around enemies and pull them near so he can pimp slap them!
fairy of death! a cross dressing elf with a wicked scythe and barbed wit! oh and he rolls bowling balls at you that have skulls painted on them. his theme music is dance of the sugarplum fairy..or something like that.
tooth ninja the...er...stupid ninja..he can disappear by releasing stinky clouds of gas that blind his opponents temporarily. beware his armpit of death!
"eat lead" laguna! laguna has big guns. as a matter of fact he was the only character smart enough to bring guns to the tournament instead of the crappy weapons everyone else brought in.
cacaw: a hidden character who dresses like a giant pink raven! beware his pecking! oh cacaw has an alternate green feathered raven suit. his coolest intimidating black raven suit got shrunk in a laundry accident.
and more to come!