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Lancet Jades
05-17-2004, 02:17 AM
Cat custody battleMay 17, 2004


A court in Germany has given joint custody to two neighbouring households over a cat that ingratiated itself with both families for more than two years, officials said.



Accepting Neuruppin District Court Judge Egbert Simon's compromise, both families agreed to feline visitation rights.

The settlement ended a dispute over who should pay about $US4,500 ($A6,565) in cat food costs.

One family in the eastern German town of Neuruppin claimed the tabby showed up on their doorstep in May 2001 "looking scrawny" and that they called it Charly and fed it until September 2003.

That was when the next door neighbours said it was their cat Bismarck. They had wondered why Bismarck was putting on weight, unaware he was snacking between meals next door under an assumed name. After that, they kept him indoors on a strict diet.

"Joint custody and visitation rights work well with humans," the judge suggested, "why don't we try that in this case."

cecini
05-17-2004, 02:19 AM
interesting... what is the world coming to?

Wallie Wildo
05-17-2004, 02:29 AM
this should be in stupidity centrel ~MOVED~ oh wait i dont have the authority anywho that judge is an idiot

idgaf rpgfan
05-17-2004, 02:46 AM
What I want to know is who is going to pay Feline Support?!? :chuckle

Quel Thalas
05-17-2004, 03:39 AM
OMG...some judge is a nimrod...just let the damn thing go...cats survive just fine on thier own, eh?

Lancet Jades
05-17-2004, 03:41 AM
OMG...some judge is a nimrod...just let the damn thing go...cats survive just fine on thier own, eh?
Yeah, but the point is both families want the cat

Chicken Little
05-17-2004, 05:03 AM
well make the cat stand at the end of a paddock and get the 2 familes together for a race. First family to catch the cat gets the cat. Simple no?

ready
set
meow

shaddap ya stupid pussy NO NOT MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey look kittens
great now we have ta pay kitty support..stupid kitty

*ninja dust*

Laggy
05-17-2004, 06:53 PM
=/....how um..o..k..cut the cat in hafe and gibe it to both :p

Quel Thalas
05-17-2004, 07:00 PM
heh, lades..i have a simple alternative..put the stupit thing down...solves everyones problems