party

[Tiffany]

i'm bored so i'm makin this thread as a party for lades and the admin. and everyone else at ef lol c'mon ppl let's party! :cheers :wizard :liquor :drunk :bandito :D :cool

[Laggy]

=/.....o..k....why?....a party for..nothing..because we have done...nothing... =/ ok..*gets a beer* woot..i guess... =/

[Tiffany]

well ppl have parties irl for no reason lol y not here

[Lancet Jades]

*sets off tons of illegal fireworks*

*a bottle rocket inadvertently lodges itself in lathan's behind*

Uhh....i didnt do it ^_^;;

yay!

[Wallie Wildo]

*pulls out a baggie full of the doepee* YAY
:bandito lets all smokee the dopee :bandito

[Chaos Theory]

waits for everyone to get doped up and then goes and hits on Tiff

[Wallie Wildo]

*gets doped up* *then sends the flying monkeys after everyone*

[Rick_dowg2099]

ok ok im here *takes lagunas beer chugs it* damn that was nice..ok kids put down that baby party joint and come hit this sh** ..*pulls half foot party BLUNT out and sparks it* aight who wa some ...what the * smacks cacaw ni**a you got 5 bucks? dident think so sit down lol*

[Wallie Wildo]

yeah i have 5 bucks but i got alot more dopee the you does *signals the flieng monkeys*

[Rick_dowg2099]

hurry put the cops in the mail box the weeds comeing..........*hits party blunt then spanks monkey* lmao

[Wallie Wildo]

theres more then one monkey they will throw thier sh*t at you lol

[Rick_dowg2099]

damn.....thats messed up bro...ok here *gives cacaw free ounce* now call off the monkeys

[Tiffany]

LMAO r they chimpanzees ^_^

[Chicken Little]

no monkey's, chimps are different then monkey's

*strips off and does a nuddy run*

*ninja dusts*

[Zelphiel]

and the admin.

so... I'm just "the admin" to you. I see how it is.....

[Wallie Wildo]

*calls off the monkeys* no they are not chimpanzees now that would be crazy what the hell were you thinking :D

[The Wang Master]

*muddles meaningless chatter with dark abrasive techno*

*kills Johnny and feasts on his beating heart*

That is what happens when there is no munchies of The Fairy of Death. Next one to be eaten is Laguna'sgirl then Lathan. Aoi takes precedence when she shows up.

[Wallie Wildo]

*hands fairy a bucket of chicken and some chips* i just did that so i dont get eaten lol

[The Wang Master]

oh you wanted to get eaten, you just don't know it yet. Is this a naked party?

[Zelphiel]

Is this a naked party?

Aren't they all... lol :rolleyes

[The Wang Master]

*points at everyone* Oh yeah.

[Wallie Wildo]

im glad it is cuz im always nude *signals the flieing monkeys to attack fairy just so he doesnt eat me* YAY

[The Wang Master]

I guess I have to do some wang stabby. *thrusts pelvis rapidly* I just killed all your monkeys.

[Wallie Wildo]

are you high there were never any monkeys man and you just stabbed laggy with your dick :D

[The Wang Master]

My penis knows not regret.

[Laggy]

cacaw..dont put my name in your spam anymore man lol....

[Zelphiel]

Moved to Spammyland


......O.o

wang stabby... :skull

[Laggy]

and a good place it was to move this......

[loki777_1]

Is the penis a valid weapon in a dewelelelel? "Ach, thow hast thrust thyne man-meat in mine eye"

[The Wang Master]

*stomps on Johnny's organs* I make squishy with rhythm of the techno, it commands it.

*removes limbs from Johnny's body* muwahahahahaha This is going to taste good in soup. *strains blood into a sauce pan*

[Wallie Wildo]

*sends the real flieing monkeys after fairy and they cut his dick off* YAY

[The Wang Master]

That was a strap on you fool, we all know I keep my wang under my bed.

[Wallie Wildo]

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[Rick_dowg2099]

aight im back..i passed out in the back yard after the whoflungpoo with tha monkeys and hittin that foot long blunt hehehe did i miss anything?....what tha erbodys nakee.ahhh this is a dick fest *takes ounce back from cacaw and runs outside to smoke another one*lol

[Wallie Wildo]

imalways nakke *commands the monkeys to kill rick* it takes 50 lbs of your pot to equel 1 oz of mine

[Tiffany]

lmao *puts blindfolds on everybody so they run in to each other* ^_^

[Lancet Jades]

*puts a blindfold on tiff and cops a feel while she's blinded*

^_^

[Tiffany]

LMAO *runs and hides b4 Lades can do it*

[Lancet Jades]

There's only 2 problems with that:

1: You're blindfolded, so you'd probly run right into a wall
2: I already did it :D

[Tiffany]

nu uh cuz:
1. i took off the blindfold and
2. i turned back time:D

[Lancet Jades]

Sorry, only i have time manipulation abilities :D:D

*cops another feel*

[loki777_1]

And then I.... cop a feel on you!!! fuwahahahahaha!!!!! For I am Loki, master of teh feeling. and I'M NOT GAY!!! :p

[Tiffany]

ahhhhh no only laggy can do that! *runs and hides*

[Lancet Jades]

Well, thats what you get for throwing a party in the first place, and having laggy away that weekend :p

*cops another feel, lol*

Lol, laggy's gonna be mad. He goes away for a couple of days and his girl gets felt up by his colleagues...

[Wallie Wildo]

lmao *runs into cyrus* *says i hope thats just a hotdog* *kills cyrus after he finds out its not a hotdog*

[The Wang Master]

*takes out hatchet*
*kills all that violated said tiff person*

*bathes in blood*

sorry, I prefer ladies not violated.

[Lancet Jades]

*gets cacaw drunk and tricks him into fondling teh fairy O.o*

*fondles tiff again*

*launches another bottle rocket up lathan's behind*

*burns down the house, with everyone in it, for insurance money. It burns quickly due to the large quantity of alcohol spilled all over. Teh peoples burn quickly because of all the alcohol they ingested*

:)

[The Wang Master]

*eternal realizes he made up the whole party cause he has no friends*

*takes another whiff of chloroform*

just because it's in * * doesn't mean it really happens, unless I say it does. Which for you it didn't.

[Lancet Jades]

I'm the admin, so if i say something happens it did, lol. :p

Oh, and i didnt make up this party, tiff did.

=/

[The Wang Master]

Or so your delusions tell you *is all wavy cause I'm just a delusion of Eternal's*

I think you need to lay off the drugs.

[Tiffany]

lmao ok now none of that! >_>(still hiding from lades)<_< and thanx fairy lol

I want Cyrus soo badly

[Chaos Theory]

Wow tiff I didnt know you felt that way lol

I didnt just abuse my power there

[Lancet Jades]

O.O Tiff and cyrus...?

>_<

[Laggy]

de mod cammy! ...lades....i will let you go on all that...but dont do it again lmao...

[Tiffany]

*hurts cammy very badly for editing my post*

[Lancet Jades]

hurt him where it counts!!!

[Chaos Theory]

hey hey leave Big cammy alone

lol It was an mistake its not like I meant to do that

[Laggy]

how can you not have meant to? lmao..suuuure

[Wallie Wildo]

*survived the fire* YAY *kills lades* YAY *did not fondle teh fairy* YAY *fires a bottle bottle rocket at vyers ass* YAY *finds a new drink made out of dried pot leaves and beer* YAY *is very wasted* YAY

[Chaos Theory]

lol hey I think the real person to be mad at is LADES

he keeps feeling Tiff but you dont do anything but when Tiff says she wants me you get mad lol

[Laggy]

lol im not mad..lies! me no get mad

[Wallie Wildo]

YAY party cmon people lets dance *techno music* *does the macirana* YAY

[Chaos Theory]

starts a mosh pit and shoves Lades onto a naked Tiff

*points at Lades on Tiff*

Lokk Laggy, lets get him

[Wallie Wildo]

lades is dead lol :D

[Chaos Theory]

nah he is admin he is fine

lol laggy cant do anything but hand out empty threats for i am mod

[Laggy]

*comes back in the house* ok wtf who dident make it through the fire im hungry lol..*walks into other room and puts crack in new blunt* yo free blunt who want some!! * passes blunt* * puts rap cd in and turnes on strob light* yay the party is about to get fun now mmoooaahahahahaha.........what tha..*passes out on floor*...sorry about this crazy post im really drunk in real life lmmfao..peace

[Laggy]

holy monkey nuts frozen to the side walk in the midle of summer ...damn i am drunk cus this is (rick_dowg2099) i dident log off leggys name fuke sorry bro to late now lmao..peace

[Wallie Wildo]

*turns off laaggys rap music and breaks the cd then puts on some metalica* YAY

[loki777_1]

yes, um... WOO HOO!!! PARTY!!!! TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!!

[The Wang Master]

*threatens death to whomever denies the Techno* you mess with this and I will kill you in face, all of you will know my stabby wrath.