5 Word Story

[Eric]

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He Bit At Them Until

[Zelphiel]

they cried, because it really

[Eric]

Hurt Their Small Tiny Backs

[Zelphiel]

that havent been waxed in

[Eric]

4.35061274 Years And Need To

[Zelphiel]

be done because he has

[Eric]

A Rat Living Off Of

[Zelphiel]

old pizza that he finds

[Leknaat]

very tasty even though it

[Ricdeau]

has been stuck to his

[HIM]

filthy car floorboard covered with

[Eric]

Peanuts For A Very Long

[Zelphiel]

trip to the moon, because

[Leknaat]

he wanted to see if

[HIM]

the moon was made of

[Zelphiel]

cheese, but he later found

[HIM]

that he didnt have enough

[Ricdeau]

baking soda he needed for

[Leknaat]

the cookies he wanted to

[HIM]

make for the bloated, evil

[Zelphiel]

homicidal man with the fetish

[HIM]

of eating candy necklaces that

[Zelphiel]

were made by talking pies

[Ricdeau]

and putting them into a

[Zelphiel]

putrid toilet that came from

[HIM]

the septic tank he had

[Leknaat]

in the back yard that

[HIM]

he used for ice cream

[Zelphiel]

and for a salad bowl

[Ricdeau]

originally used to be a

[Leknaat]

old and dusty piece of

[Zelphiel]

pie, that was found on

[Leknaat]

the way to grandma's house

[HIM]

in the middle of the

[Zelphiel]

desert because it was very

[HIM]

Hot and crusty like a

[Leknaat]

really dried out pair of

[Ricdeau]

really dried out pair of

Ignoring the revolt:

something sticky that was quite

[HIM]

Smelly, and hairy like a

[Zelphiel]

old sock that was left

[Ricdeau]

in a dusty cupboard for

[HIM]

her psychotic talking doll that

[Zelphiel]

likes to eat peaches, because

[HIM]

they made him fuzzy and

[Ricdeau]

tried to give him a

[Zelphiel]

brick that was painted blue

[Leknaat]

with a small hint of

[jethro]

spicy pepper on his tongue

[Leknaat]

that really made him do

[HIM]

A harsh evil creature that

[Laggy]

looked like a scary little....(lol i know i suck)

[Leknaat]

(nah you're doing fine..lol)
girl that had a nasty

[Laggy]

look on her face like....

[Zelphiel]

she just saw her parents

[Laggy]

robing a bank with a

[Zelphiel]

Kiwi and some old dried

[Laggy]

tomatos and a bag of

[Leknaat]

really greasy chips that tasted

[Laggy]

like bad pickels with a

[jethro]

smell of rotten banana skins

[Laggy]

and then what happends is....

[Zelphiel]

the gorrilas planted some roses

[Leknaat]

and began dancing around the

[Zelphiel]

fire that was burning out

[Ricdeau]

all the trees surrounding and

[HIM]

the Village that the teletubbies

[Laggy]

lived in for so long

[Leknaat]

was being overthrown by a

[Laggy]

pack of wild Ogres that

[Zelphiel]

like to watch a lot

[Laggy]

TV befor they kill and

[HIM]

eat rotted underwear under the

[Laggy]

really big rocks where the

[HIM]

bras and undies they stole

[Saberstar]

Are under Jeremy's huge bed.

[HIM]

lol yeah RIGHT

>>>>Then all of the ogres

[Laggy]

got killed by the bigger......

[Zelphiel]

chipmunk, because it has a

[Leknaat]

really large tail that is

[Laggy]

made of fire that is...............

[Leknaat]

burning out of control so

[Zelphiel]

he has to put it

[Laggy]

out at times and he

[Zelphiel]

likes to wear big shiny

[Laggy]

earrings that are glow so

[Zelphiel]

it flew to mars because

[Laggy]

he wanted to so he

[Tiffany]

chilled with little green men

[HIM]

covered with soy sauce that

[Zelphiel]

burn easily in the microwave

[Laggy]

and look like shiz but

[Zelphiel]

they go great with soup

[Tiffany]

so he ate them all

[HIM]

and had heartburn so bad

[Zelphiel]

and his bones turned into

[HIM]

disgusting smelly rubber that had

[Wallie Wildo]

Smelled like a dead bunny

[Kiros]

that also smelled like a

[Wallie Wildo]

really very rotton turnip and

[Zelphiel]

it went to prison because

[Wallie Wildo]

it was a drug attic

[Laggy]

and was there for so......

[Saberstar]

with naked Sabby and Cacaw...

[Laggy]

how does that make sense kenny?

[Wallie Wildo]

it is coolariffic duh lol

[Saberstar]

no idea. >_>
it was a rotton egg....

[Wallie Wildo]

and a cop ate it

[Aoi Asahina]

And threw up on a........

[Laggy]

donut he got at the.........

[Wallie Wildo]

store across the main street

[Laggy]

then, still feeling sick he

[Wallie Wildo]

shot his foot and went

[Aoi Asahina]

to the XXX video store

[Wallie Wildo]

and reaized that something was

[Aoi Asahina]

wrong with his little bitty

[Wallie Wildo]

gun (two meanings lol) so he shot at

[Aoi Asahina]

at the first person he

[Wallie Wildo]

had saw get off the bus

[Tiffany]

and reach for a knife

[Aoi Asahina]

quickly so he could get

[HIM]

his legs free from the

[Wallie Wildo]

clown that was trying to

[Aoi Asahina]

Tear his clothes off of

[Laggy]

a spoon made of real

[Aoi Asahina]

human skulls that were meant

[Wallie Wildo]

to be eaten by people

[Laggy]

with no food and had

[Wallie Wildo]

a huge heart attack and

[Aoi Asahina]

Killed over leaving his things

[Wallie Wildo]

to me and all of

[Aoi Asahina]

his debts to Aoi Asahina

[Wallie Wildo]

and i acidently stole it

[Aoi Asahina]

at the front of the

[Wallie Wildo]

store on the main street

[HIM]

that was adjacent to the

[Wallie Wildo]

whore walking down the street

[Kiros]

who had a gun in

[Wallie Wildo]

his ass and pulled it

[Aoi Asahina]

out and laid it on

[Tiffany]

the top of a huge

[Wallie Wildo]

car that was so huge

[Tiffany]

it rose into the clouds

[Aoi Asahina]

and it reached the place

[Wallie Wildo]

called space and there was